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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #3332
    Mitchell Pitiful Llama
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    bluewolf ooh fancy. Donde el vino blanco ?

    no lo se, no tengo...


    Just gime the cake!!!


  • #3333
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,897 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    non


  • #3334
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Où est la bibliothèque?


  • #3335
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Smelly toilet users :( And I don't just mean a slight whiff, I mean a smell that floats around the entire 3 floors of our office for at least an hour.
    One of the men here is EXTREMELY smelly in the toilet, he must have some sort of problems with his bum bum. It's not really the sort of thing I think is appropriate to go and complain to management about although I have thought about it many times. It's so embarrassing when clients come into the office and they need to use the loo and your man has been in there.
    Anyway, I just came back from lunch and one of the noisy eaters, the one who picks her teeth with a paperclip while she's talking to you, is after doing something terrible in the bathroom :( The smell is horrific.


  • #3336
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Smelly toilet users :( And I don't just mean a slight whiff, I mean a smell that floats around the entire 3 floors of our office for at least an hour.
    One of the men here is EXTREMELY smelly in the toilet, he must have some sort of problems with his bum bum. It's not really the sort of thing I think is appropriate to go and complain to management about although I have thought about it many times. It's so embarrassing when clients come into the office and they need to use the loo and your man has been in there.
    Anyway, I just came back from lunch and one of the noisy eaters, the one who picks her teeth with a paperclip while she's talking to you, is after doing something terrible in the bathroom :( The smell is horrific.


    "Paging Anglomerado to the trivial thread, Anglomerado to the trivial thread"...

    :pac:


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  • #3337
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    , he must have some sort of problems with his bum bum. .

    How polite:D

    I came across a description on another thread, which went something like

    "It looked like the front leg of a Hippo, his arse must like the sleeve of an overcoat":D:D


  • #3338
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Hoodie?:pac:

    Yep, and with 'pulled pork' for breakfast...


  • #3339
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    "Paging Anglomerado to the trivial thread, Anglomerado to the trivial thread"...

    :pac:

    Hello!


  • #3340
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    When I'm walking on a footpath in an estate and some dickwad has pulled his car up to his drive, but not in it, and I have walk around it onto the road. I always feel like giving the car a good hard kick when I see it.


  • #3341
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Religious fanatics.
    Just. Feck. Off.
    :mad:


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  • #3342
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    KungPao wrote: »
    When I'm walking on a footpath in an estate and some dickwad has pulled his car up to his drive, but not in it, and I have walk around it onto the road. I always feel like giving the car a good hard kick when I see it.


    Or when they're reversing out of said driveway and they don't use their mirrors to see that there is someone behind their car. It doesn't happen too often in housing estates, but in the city where they could be reversing out from between two high buildings (if that makes sense?).

    Typical scenario is I'm walking along the footpath when the car shoots out from an alleyway and then the driver looks at me as if I'm holding him up or if I'm in the wrong for him not checking his mirrors before he reversed out.


  • #3343
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Czarcasm it happens all the time in my housing estate. I'm driving along the road and suddenly another driver reserves out in front of me.

    I've had numerous near misses :(


  • #3344
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Religious fanatics.
    Just. Feck. Off.
    :mad:

    Sects, sects, sects, that's all they ever think about;)


  • #3345
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ooh yeah. The next arsehole I hear twittering on about the food my grandfather was reared on - home-slaughtered bacon, spuds, turnip and ingins - like he's discovered Beef Wellington or Lobster Thermidor is going to get some baytin's. I invented shredded smoked bacon with mayonnaise, sliced apple and grapes some years back - I call it Bishopstown Salad - so the Pulled-Pork crowd can take a running fcuk as well. I've been all over the world, twice at least, and eaten everything with bricklayers and emperors, and what I consistently see is the ballacks who looks down his nose at the next fella is invariably the one who wouldn't know sh1t from the shovel 'twas served on. ;)


  • #3346
    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    People who make their dogs wear bandanas around their necks. It looks f**king stupid! Just stop it.


  • #3347
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »
    People who make their dogs wear bandanas around their necks. It looks f**king stupid! Just stop it.

    :o I love this but only on certain breeds. I always wanted to get one for my great dane but could never find one big enough.


  • #3348
    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    :o I love this but only on certain breeds. I always wanted to get one for my great dane but could never find one big enough.

    Sadly, you and I may never be friends.:(


  • #3349
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    :o I love this but only on certain breeds. I always wanted to get one for my great dane but could never find one big enough.


    Just use a bed sheet! :D


    Beautiful dog btw, always wanted one myself :)


  • #3350
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    :o I love this but only on certain breeds. I always wanted to get one for my great dane but could never find one big enough.

    I love great danes. A neighbour of ours used to have one and she was fabulous. You don't really get how big they are until they stand on their hind legs. They had a 3 legged cat as well, they made a cute looking pair.:D


  • #3351
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I love great danes. A neighbour of ours used to have one and she was fabulous. You don't really get how big they are until they stand on their hind legs. They had a 3 legged cat as well, they made a cute looking pair.:D

    My sister had one. Clive, quite the gentleman of the house. Sadly he died last year of some canine cancer. They're not long-lived, something to do with their size.


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  • #3352
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Is Boards going weird for anyone else?

    Slow as fcuk :(


  • #3353
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    :o I love this but only on certain breeds. I always wanted to get one for my great dane but could never find one big enough.

    Don't do it. He'll look like a weird, four-legged Jack Palance! :)


  • #3354
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Don't do it. He'll look like a weird, four-legged Jack Palance! :)

    And lookin for the man that shot his paw





    Oh ffs, its only a joke.


  • #3355
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Just use a bed sheet! :D


    Beautiful dog btw, always wanted one myself :)
    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I love great danes. A neighbour of ours used to have one and she was fabulous. You don't really get how big they are until they stand on their hind legs. They had a 3 legged cat as well, they made a cute looking pair.:D
    jimgoose wrote: »
    My sister had one. Clive, quite the gentleman of the house. Sadly he died last year of some canine cancer. They're not long-lived, something to do with their size.

    You don't really get how big they are until they're no longer with you :( I had Henry put to sleep in February. He developed dilated cardiomyopathy.

    jimgoose is right, very short life spans. When you hear of one living past 10 it's a big deal, that's not to say there aren't plenty that live long healthy lives but it wouldn't be very common.
    You'd hear a lot about cancer, heart problems and gastric torsion is another thing you have to watch out for.

    There is no love like the love of a great dane though. I have 2 german shepherds and 2 miniature dachshunds, who I love very much, but Henry was a different kettle of fish. Great danes have amazing personalities.


  • #3356
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    And lookin for the man that shot his paw





    Oh ffs, its only a joke.

    AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! Get your coat, cuncha!! :)


  • #3357
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Sects, sects, sects, that's all they ever think about;)
    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    And lookin for the man that shot his paw


    Oh ffs, its only a joke.


    You are just on fire today! :P


  • #3358
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    ...Great danes have amazing personalities.

    Clive was like Albert in the "Batman" stories. If he was a car, he'd be my big, comfy old Jaguar. RIP Henry, and I trust the Courvoisier is acceptable wherever he is. ;)


  • #3359
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Clive was like Albert in the "Batman" stories. If he was a car, he'd be my big, comfy old Jaguar. RIP Henry, and I trust the Courvoisier is acceptable wherever he is. ;)

    I always said that if Henry was human he'd be like Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement :)


  • #3360
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,104 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Or when they're reversing out of said driveway and they don't use their mirrors to see that there is someone behind their car.

    Which is why you should always reverse into your driveway in the first place.

    Irish people do not get the concept of reversing into parking spaces, though. Except when they're slant ones, whereupon 2/3s of the driving population will insist on reversing in, thus negating the point of the entire enterprise.


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  • #3361
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Which is why you should always reverse into your driveway in the first place.

    SOME Irish people do not get the concept of reversing into parking spaces, though. Except when they're slant ones, whereupon 2/3s of the driving population will insist on reversing in, thus negating the point of the entire enterprise.

    Now, that's better.


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