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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Dont get me started on the pulled pork twats. Far from fúcking pulled pork we were reared. Now shut up and eat your chop....


    Yeah, what's this fascination with 'pulled pork' lately? Every bloody menu I look at it's "pulled pork this, pulled pork that", dumb fcuks couldn't even tell the difference between a baby beetroot and a horseradish (one was offered on the menu, one was definitely not!), but all it is, is just shredded pork?

    Where did this idea come from that it's somehow special? What next, pulled beef? I thought I was in for something special, it was like something I'd give my granny who has no teeth to help her digest it.

    Pretentious load a' bollocks :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    That reminds me - I remember reading a review of a hotel some years ago, on a travel website, and the reviewer said something like, 'trust me, if I say it's good, it is, unlike other reviewers, who are obviously not used to very much'...
    Used some phrase similar to being a 'foodie', but in the context of being a hotel expert, used to only the best, unlike the peasants who were in wonderment at there being a bed in the room, and an ensuite bathroom, shock, horror. :pac:


    Hoodie?:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I want a feckin purple yorkie now :mad:

    had a moro yesterday
    it was tiny

    I have one here! Well, half. Yummy raisin and biscuit*, and a nice mug of tea. Following on from the hangover breakfast of mega meanies*.

    On un unrelated note, it's really annoying the way my clothes keep shrinking* every time I wash them :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Yeah, what's this fascination with 'pulled pork' lately? Every bloody menu I look at it's "pulled pork this, pulled pork that", dumb fcuks couldn't even tell the difference between a baby beetroot and a horseradish (one was offered on the menu, one was definitely not!), but all it is, is just shredded pork?

    Where did this idea come from that it's somehow special? What next, pulled beef? I thought I was in for something special, it was like something I'd give my granny who has no teeth to help her digest it.

    Pretentious load a' bollocks :(

    That's er...pulled b*llox to you... :)


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    czechlin wrote: »
    People in winter coats. Ok, we know that weather has gotten quite dull and it looks like the summer's over but is it really necessary to wear a WINTER coat!? The same goes for those, who wear flip-flops in the middle of a winter when it actually is bloody freezing because the sun happens to shine.

    I was thinking this morning I'd have loved to be wearing my winter coat :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I was thinking this morning I'd have loved to be wearing my winter coat :o

    I am very much looking forward to wearing my winter boots and knitted dresses and skirts and scarves and woolly hats (love hats to no end!) and gloves... being all snugly and warm, but not just yet. It's just the end of August, let's enjoy the autumn first! :P Then it's time for hot whiskeys and mulled wine... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Jesus, I could kill for some pork chops. All I have is a yogurt and a lentil stew :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    chrysagon wrote: »
    yer wan in that upc advert playing the guitar aint bad though!



    Ugh trying to go for that "Manic Pixie Dream Girl"look not realising that that stopped being cool 5 years ago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    Jesus, I could kill for some pork chops. All I have is a yogurt and a lentil stew :(

    Aaaah....

    You are welcome to join us for dinner, we are having Sausage en Croute & frites, washed down with a well chilled Scrumpy Jack:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    czechlin wrote: »
    Jesus, I could kill for some pork chops. All I have is a yogurt and a lentil stew :(

    You've got more then I have. Looking forward to Friday when I get some money....and food. Tea and rice gets boring after several days.

    Trivially annoying.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm annoyed today because...

    One of my really close friends lives in Toronto. Obviously because he lives so far away, I don't really see him a lot, but he's come here, I've been there and we FaceTime a lot. We used to talk every single day, for years. But then he got married, his wife is a paranoid lunatic and even though nothing has ever happened between us, he's still afraid to tell her were friends or introduce us. Sometimes when he's drunk he'll think up mad schemes, ways to introduce us without her getting irrational. But that hasn't happened yet, so now the only time we talk is when she's not around.

    So, he rang me in the middle of the night on Monday night, I was jet lagged but still woke up and answered and talked to him, until 8am my time, because he had to go to bed for work. He promised he'd ring me that evening, straight after work at 7. That's 12 my time. He didn't call but text me at 1, telling me he got caught up doing something and he'd call me when he was free.

    I was so mad, irrationally because really, it's no big deal or least it shouldn't be. I text him back telling him not to bother, I was going to bed and goodnight. He knows me better than to argue with me when I'm mad so he left it.

    Now I'm trivially annoyed, at him for telling me a time, having me really excited the entire day for it, then just blowing me off. And I'm annoyed at myself, because I know real life gets in the way, and I know his wife is back tomorrow and I've wasted an entire day throwing a tantrum, and if we don't get to talk today/tonight that's it until new year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Mothers ! I love mine but I wonder if she listens to a word I say. A few weeks ago I said oh if anyone is looking for ideas for a wedding present for us we'd love M&S vouchers ( Other department stores are available).

    So when her neighbour asks what do you I get them ? Her reply was delph ! WTF ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    You've got more then I have. Looking forward to Friday when I get some money....and food. Tea and rice gets boring after several days.

    Trivially annoying.
    `

    Lizzie, c'mon over, I will feed you as well:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 shouldn't it be saucisson en croute avec les frites ? ;)

    LizzieJones feel free to correct my rubbish French spelling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    `

    Lizzie, c'mon over, I will feed you as well:D

    I wish but what would Mrs. E say?

    Dying for a bowl of cornflakes right now with a splash of milk and a banana but I'll just go put on the rice cooker again. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,894 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Being given a massive lump of chocolate biscuit cake by your boss, but the struggle of a stomach that feels like **** and staying awake after a massive sugar crash :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    eisenberg1 shouldn't it be saucisson en croute avec les frites ? ;)

    LizzieJones feel free to correct my rubbish French spelling

    Just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean I'm 100% fluent in French. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I know that ;) I haven't studied French for 20 years at least you might see or hear some french more regularly than me :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Being given a massive lump of chocolate biscuit cake by your boss, but the struggle of a stomach that feels like **** and staying awake after a massive sugar crash :(

    I work in an office where people constantly bring in cake, sweets, chocolate and biscuits and leave them out for everyone to share. I don't partake because I'm currently in the health and fitness phase of my yo-yo cycle. But sometimes people will practically ram it down my throat.

    "Sure it's only an hour until lunch, I'll pass on the cake thanks," but that's not good enough for them.

    "Ah go on!"
    "Sure you can have a little bit and still eat your lunch."
    "Why do you never eat cake?"

    No! Jesus, leave me alone!


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    Can I've some choc biscuit cake


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I wish but what would Mrs. E say?

    Dying for a bowl of cornflakes right now with a splash of milk and a banana but I'll just go put on the rice cooker again. :)

    I am sure she would be delighted with the company, it means she does not have to listen to me moaning about trivial things :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I'm annoyed today because...

    One of my really close friends lives in Toronto. Obviously because he lives so far away, I don't really see him a lot, but he's come here, I've been there and we FaceTime a lot. We used to talk every single day, for years. But then he got married, his wife is a paranoid lunatic and even though nothing has ever happened between us, he's still afraid to tell her were friends or introduce us. Sometimes when he's drunk he'll think up mad schemes, ways to introduce us without her getting irrational. But that hasn't happened yet, so now the only time we talk is when she's not around.

    So, he rang me in the middle of the night on Monday night, I was jet lagged but still woke up and answered and talked to him, until 8am my time, because he had to go to bed for work. He promised he'd ring me that evening, straight after work at 7. That's 12 my time. He didn't call but text me at 1, telling me he got caught up doing something and he'd call me when he was free.

    I was so mad, irrationally because really, it's no big deal or least it shouldn't be. I text him back telling him not to bother, I was going to bed and goodnight. He knows me better than to argue with me when I'm mad so he left it.

    Now I'm trivially annoyed, at him for telling me a time, having me really excited the entire day for it, then just blowing me off. And I'm annoyed at myself, because I know real life gets in the way, and I know his wife is back tomorrow and I've wasted an entire day throwing a tantrum, and if we don't get to talk today/tonight that's it until new year.

    :eek: You do realise how suspicious that sounds right:confused: I don't think anyone would be thrilled about their spouse sneaking around making secret phone calls etc to a member of the opposite sex, no matter how good a 'friend' they were. If he has to lie to her there's something seriously dodgy going on with him, not her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    I know that ;) I haven't studied French for 20 years at least you might see or hear some french more regularly than me :D

    It's written on everything over here. There is no escaping it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    eisenberg1 shouldn't it be saucisson en croute avec les frites ? ;)

    LizzieJones feel free to correct my rubbish French spelling

    Perhaps, but my French is merde.....followed by le Gallic shrug


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 what ever it's called it sounds delicious. my command of the french lanuage consists of saucisson, fromage and vin :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    :eek: You do realise how suspicious that sounds right:confused: I don't think anyone would be thrilled about their spouse sneaking around making secret phone calls etc to a member of the opposite sex, no matter how good a 'friend' they were. If he has to lie to her there's something seriously dodgy going on with him, not her.

    But there isn't at all. I've known him about 8 years, and she's very very irrational. She screens his Facebook friends, reads his texts and emails, she's completely paranoid and doesn't trust him an inch.

    In the 8 years we've been friends, he's never once been inappropriate with me, or sleazy. I know how bad it sounds but honestly, he hasn't done anything wrong and he knows if she knew about me, we wouldn't be allowed to be friends anymore. On Monday night, when I told him I was in bed next to my boyfriend when he called, he was worried he was getting me into trouble. He found it really hard to believe that R wouldn't care who I was friends with, and was surprised he wasn't a secret too.

    He's a great friend. Obviously I wish I could talk to him whenever but obviously I can't, since she checks everything.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    j'ai etudié la francais il y a 13 ans, j'ai oublié tout ;(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    bluewolf ooh fancy. Donde el vino blanco ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    bluewolf wrote: »
    j'ai etudié la francais il y a 13 ans, j'ai oublié tout ;(


    That's easy for you to say:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 Lol !


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