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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    If there is a spider there tomorrow you might as well move. Don't bother packing. Just leave everything there and get out with your life.

    And burn the house down? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    I like long fingernails on the women but not during sexy time. :(

    Long fingernails are not fun during sexy time, especially if one of your own catches him in a tender bodily part.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    And burn the house down? :pac:

    Might as well burn the whole town down. :)


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
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    Pish!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    : If ye are wondering why it's been raining soo much, it's because I have been busy washing spiders down the drain.
    See the positive side Christy:spider webs look cool in the wet - great photgraphy
    !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gugleguy wrote: »
    See the positive side Christy:spider webs look cool in the wet - great photgraphy
    !

    Don't give the spiders any ideas. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Plug the phone into charger.

    Head away to do a few things about the house.

    Come back to phone phone hour or so later & still dead.

    Never turned on the switch at the plug.


    :mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Making a big girls blouse of myself:o I was watching the Happy Prince earlier, I always get all weepy watching it, have never managed to watch it all in one sitting. There I was watching it, knowing what was going to happen and subjecting myself to yet more emotional scarring.

    I could feel the big chest heaving sobs starting so I had to change the channel and leave the room for a few minutes. I don't do crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,666 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    I hate when people give wrong directions to their house.*
    @ 1st crossroads, take a left- then @ T Junction, take the right.
    Turns out I should've turned left @ the 2nd crossroads, and taken the next right!

    This is the 3rd time in the last fortnight, I've been given wrong directions-Hope these folk never need emergency services.

    *Rural Ireland - sat nav would've brought me to a bog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,823 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Having unexpected guests while you're cooking.

    I was starving for my dinner and I had the mix for burritos on the pan cooking away. Wraps in the microwave waiting to be heated up and salad stuff in bowls.

    Knock on door, guests came in, settled in for two hours and I waited, stomach growling while burrito mix turned to sludge on the stove.
    Hadn't enough to share round and didn't want to eat in front of them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Having unexpected guests while you're cooking.

    Or when you're in the shower! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Or when you're in the shower! :mad:

    Tell me about it!! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Tell me about it!! :mad:

    But I'm talking about actual visitors, not perverted spiders with a fetish for hairy chicks :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    But I'm talking about actual visitors, not perverted spiders with a fetish for hairy chicks :pac:

    Ahaha, I knew what you meant. :pac:

    I wanted to make a funny and now you made me look like a tit. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ahaha, I knew what you meant. :pac:

    I wanted to make a funny and now you made me look like a tit. :(

    Haha. I knew what you meant too, it's just a laugh to poke fun :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Crumpets


    When the cat keeps changing her mind about which brand of cat food she likes. She's the fussiest little thing ever. I just can't keep up with her demands. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Haha. I knew what you meant too, it's just a laugh to poke fun :P

    Not for me it isn't, you meany.

    I'm trivially annoyed at everyone picking on me. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Crumpets wrote: »
    When the cat keeps changing her mind about which brand of cat food she likes. She's the fussiest little thing ever. I just can't keep up with her demands. :(

    You need to show that pussy whose boss!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You need to show that pussy whose boss!

    That's what she said!

    Boom!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭berrygood


    People who refuse to put dvds back in the case. What is wrong with you?!! So many of them are now only fit for the bin. I hope Satan sticks a nice big pitchfork right up your backside! :mad: :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Crumpets


    You need to show that pussy whose boss!

    But she's too damn cute!! I can't be strict with her. She has me wrapped around her little adorable paws :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Lads, this is beyond a joke at this stage. Went to get into the shower and there was another spider in the corner right above the fcuking shower. It's either Henry back from the dead or Fat Tony.

    If there is one there tomorrow, I'm gonna lose the rag. Why that corner? :mad: If ye are wondering why it's been raining soo much, it's because I have been busy washing spiders down the drain. I'm not even giving them the benefit of the doubt anymore.

    Washing them down the drain doesn't help, especially when they're big fcukers. I mentioned it few pages back that I had to hammer the spider with the shower head [note: Boom_Bap, if you're reading this don't comment. We've already been there!! I mean it! :mad: ] because he kept crawling back out. When one of those crosses our threshold and there's no one else to deal with it I hoover them (the spidery intruders that is). Fearlessly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I changed the bed sheets a few days ago but I just showered and now I feel dirty getting into the bed even though the sheets are still relatively clean.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm enjoying the Fat Christy/Zombie Henry/Fat Tony shower threesome saga.

    I don't watch any soaps, that might be why. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    berrygood wrote: »
    People who refuse to put dvds back in the case. What is wrong with you?!! So many of them are now only fit for the bin. I hope Satan sticks a nice big pitchfork right up your backside! :mad: :mad:

    People still have DVD's? I know what you mean though. CD or DVD taken out, and put shiny side down on any type of surface. Saw it been done before with a PS3 game. Those games are nearly 60 squid, and the young lad who did it hadn't a clue. The dopey parents didnt either, ah sure, it's only 60 euro.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    I changed the bed sheets a few days ago but I just showered and now I feel dirty getting into the bed even though the sheets are still relatively clean.

    Washed sheets few days ago....

    But only showering now.....

    Oh gawd, I regret sending that sexy PM. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Washed sheets few days ago....

    But only showering now.....

    Oh gawd, I regret sending that sexy PM. :eek:

    Some call it sexy... Some call it a blue waffle tribute :D

    And yea, gotta shower at least once a week like. The flies were pissing me off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    I am repeating the year and have worked my ass off the last couple of months but because I owe the university fees, none of my wages goes to me. What did I do the other night but drop my laptop in a puddle of water and break the screen. It's going to cost me over €250 to fix the laptop :eek: ouch :eek: "could kick myself silly :rolleyes: ". Thankfully the computer fix it place that I use are sound and they gave me a replacement laptop to use in the mean time but I'm still down €250. Now I'm going to be short paying the university and I hope that my boss will go guarantee on my fees otherwise I will have to take a year out and I really don't want to do that :(


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I am repeating the year and have worked my ass off the last couple of months but because I owe the university fees, none of my wages goes to me. What did I do the other night but drop my laptop in a puddle of water and break the screen. It's going to cost me over €250 to fix the laptop :eek: ouch :eek: "could kick myself silly :rolleyes: ". Thankfully the computer fix it place that I use are sound and they gave me a replacement laptop to use in the mean time but I'm still down €250. Now I'm going to be short paying the university and I hope that my boss will go guarantee on my fees otherwise I will have to take a year out and I really don't want to do that :(

    There's nothing trivial about any of that Paddy. I hope it all works out for you. :(

    Have a hug (((O))) :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    One of neighbour's green bin has been sitting on the footpath for 2 months now and it's getting on my nerves. I keep moving it off the footpath so I don't bump into it and the following day it's back on the foothpath. :mad::mad::mad:


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