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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43
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Woman applies to anyone over the age of 21, below that is a girl. As a rough guideline.
Or you can go the whole 'young woman' route if the line is blurry. At least it's a human term.
I hate being referred to as 'A female'. A female what?
So she's a roide is out then?
Some of these annoyance are some I have never really thought about.
Now they are slowly invading my mind making me more self conscious of am I annoying someone.
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Rant Warning !!! *sounds claxon* Table plans again. I was so chilled out and relaxed thinking I'm super organised for the wedding. Just spent the morning redoing the table plan cos this one doesn't want to sit with that one. grrrr !
Losing my rag with the lot of themPumpkinseeds wrote: »Meh, feck them. Do your table plan and show nobody until they arrive at the reception, there's bugger all they can do about it at that point.
Don't be worrying MsB, seriously. Let them sit outside the door, or at home, if they can't have manners and behave like adults for the day. Repeat after me 'Not MY Problem'', useful if anyone is trying to stress you out.0 -
How very dare you my good man!
I shave meticulously I'll have you know! :pac:0 -
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People who discover they have strong opinions and who like to express them to you forcefully (sometimes aggressively), but go mental when you dare disagree.
Example. We got a new cat, I posted a picture on facebook with the caption "Our new pussy cat". Got a message from a distant friend of my wife almost immediately accusing me of being a misogynist for using the word pussy.
I replied with a rather blunt "Ah you're talking ****e". Later that day my wife is begging me to remove the caption in order to get this lady off her back as she wouldn't stop complaining about me.
Send me a pic of your pussy.
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Calling women females.
"I was walking past a female" A female what? Goat? Cat?
Nobody says they walked past a male. They always say "I walked past a man/boy/guy"
What is the problem with saying "I walked past past a woman"?
Heh, I don't think I've ever walked past a woman!
Actually today I found out why checkout girls never stand up... actually they should never bend over in front of customers either!
I was rather annoyed that my knees went weak so easily at the sight of her ridiculously toned rear end! Only for I was holding on to the end of the checkout at the time, I'd have dropped on the spot. If she'd caught me looking, she'd probably have dropped me on the spot!
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People who discover they have strong opinions and who like to express them to you forcefully (sometimes aggressively), but go mental when you dare disagree.
Example. We got a new cat, I posted a picture on facebook with the caption "Our new pussy cat". Got a message from a distant friend of my wife almost immediately accusing me of being a misogynist for using the word pussy.
I replied with a rather blunt "Ah you're talking ****e". Later that day my wife is begging me to remove the caption in order to get this lady off her back as she wouldn't stop complaining about me.
You could also just milk it and tell her she sounds like she needs a good seeing to/fisting. See how she likes them apples. Sounds like nobody has made her purr for a while. 0 -
Pumpkinseeds wrote: »You could also just milk it and tell her she sounds like she needs a good seeing to/fisting. See how she likes them apples. Sounds like nobody has made her purr for a while.
Jaysus Pumpkin! :eek:
You kinky so and so... :pac:0 -
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Pumpkinseeds wrote: »Well....if you're going to piss someone off you might as well do it properly.
If someone tried to fist me, I'd be fairly fcuking pissed off.
Don't be stretching it.
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Fat Christy wrote: »If someone tried to fist me, I'd be fairly fcuking pissed off.
Don't be stretching it.
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Fat Christy wrote: »If someone tried to fist me, I'd be fairly fcuking pissed off.
Don't be stretching it.
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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »People who wear their work ID or swipe card on a 3ft lanyard around their necks.
Proudly displaying it as some fcuktard badge of honour while not in the workplace.
Annoying bastards
Some of us people are just forgetful though though though.
I look like a deranged serial killer in the photo, I'd prefer not to forget it.0 -
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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »People who wear their work ID or swipe card on a 3ft lanyard around their necks.
Proudly displaying it as some fcuktard badge of honour while not in the workplace.
Annoying bastards
I wear mine all the time in case I get lost. It has my name on it and the company I work for, so I can be easily escorted back to the office when someone finds me.
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