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Masturbation

  • 18-08-2014 10:38PM
    #1
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Seems to still be a taboo, I usually have to knock one out twice a day to relive stress. Don't understand why is a taboo as it's a common as going to the toilet


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Comments

  • #2
    SavageHenry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭SavageHenry


    2 a day eh? Amateur, I've had four wrist replacement operations this year alone!


  • #3
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    SavageHenry wrote: »
    2 a day eh? Amateur, I've had four wrist replacement operations this year alone!

    One after work one in bed does the trick


  • #4
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Not sure it's that taboo any more. It's just expected that people do it in private, which is pretty reasonable.


  • #5
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I've wanked so much me willy has been grinded down to a stub.


  • #6
    Pawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    wanker.


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  • #7
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Nothing better than pulling yourself asunder a couple of times a day.

    I try to set myself challenges and see what I can and can't **** to, so far there isn't a whole lot I can't **** to.


  • #8
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I've wanked so much me willy has been grinded down to a stub.

    Are you pinochio?


  • #9
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Masturbation is wrong because of my religious OCD.


  • #10
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Hang on......ffs! Had to change hands while I was typing,


  • #11
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,388 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    SavageHenry wrote: »
    2 a day eh? Amateur, I've had four wrist replacement operations this year alone!
    That's your age Ted. I suggest calcium and vitamin D supplements for future ref. :D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #12
    The_Pretender
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mam walk in on you looking at the Google homepage.


  • #13
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Finally a thread I can contribute to.


  • #14
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    better call saul wrote: »
    it's as common as going to the toilet

    It's not really though, is it?

    "Excuse me, just going the jacks" I'd say a couple times a week/day even.

    "Give us a min, just going to blow my beans, getting a bit much, won't be long" not as often.


  • #15
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,388 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Finally a thread I can contribute to.
    :D:D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #16
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,191 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    You do it once on a flight and everyone's out to get you.


  • #17
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    It's not really though, is it?

    "Excuse me, just going the jacks" I'd say a couple times a week/day even.

    "Give us a min, just going to blow my beans, getting a bit much, won't be long" not as often.

    Yeah but everybody knows what ya mean......"Im going to the jacks"

    /sniggers....."hes at it again!" .... :p


  • #18
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    kowloon wrote: »
    You do it once on a flight and everyone's out to get you.

    ... Because you got it out


  • #19
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    SavageHenry wrote: »
    I've had four wrist replacement operations this year alone!

    Better call Saul!


  • #20
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Done it on a plane before. Fastest ejaculation you'll ever get at 700mph :P


  • #21
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    kowloon wrote: »
    You do it once on a flight and everyone's out to get you.

    Bloody nuerofen...... :(


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  • #22
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Basic human function...

    What makes it more thread worthy than taking a slash or blowing your nose?

    Catholic guilt?

    Anyway, another nonsense, **** thread.


  • #23
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    :pac: classic scene................

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r_dXbWf2Aw


  • #24
    Chance The Fapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 628 ✭✭✭Chance The Fapper


    They don't call me chance for nothing.


  • #25
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Basic human function...

    What makes it more thread worthy than taking a slash or blowing your nose?

    Catholic guilt?

    Anyway, another nonsense, **** thread.

    Lol at your names relevance

    Go have a **** to chill


  • #26
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    It's not taboo. It's just that only teenagers and sh*t stand up comedians think it's daring to talk incessantly about it in public.


  • #27
    Mech1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Roswe of tralee isnt workin for me , but im trying


  • #28
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Mech1 wrote: »
    Roswe of tralee isnt workin for me , but im trying

    Never never never give up


  • #29
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    anncoates wrote: »
    It's not taboo. It's just that only teenagers and sh*t stand up comedians think it's daring to talk incessantly about it in public.

    Shlick and chill is only a bit of craic


  • #30
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    better call saul wrote: »
    Lol at your names relevance

    Go have a **** to chill

    Dude...

    I'm as chilled as anything with or without a ****...

    It's you that was worked up enough about the subject to start a thread on it.


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  • #31
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Dude...

    I'm as chilled as anything with or without a ****...

    It's you that was worked up enough about the subject to start a thread on it.

    Dude? Last time I checked we weren't on the states!


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