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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #1472
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Buinneach.

    A great word meaning "Scutter" or "Scour" in Irish.

    Toilet humour makes me happy, which doesn't belong in this thread.

    Trivial thing that annoys me: People who don't like toilet humour.


  • #1473
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Buinneach.

    A great word meaning "Scutter" or "Scour" in Irish.

    Toilet humour makes me happy, which doesn't belong in this thread.

    Trivial thing that annoys me: People who don't like toilet humour.

    My father used to describe it as "Pipeshooting like a duck!" :D


  • #1474
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    My father used to describe it as "Pipeshooting like a duck!" :D

    "Long and loose like the shít of a goose" - a rhyme my mother's family used to have. :pac:


  • #1475
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    "Long and loose like the shít of a goose" - a rhyme my mother's family used to have. :pac:

    Hee-hee! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #1476
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Keep Calm And......

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    We're DONE with this now, people of Earth!


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  • #1477
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

    What even is a liberal!? :confused: I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...


  • #1478
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

    What even is a liberal!? :confused: I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...

    Liberalism is the simple, benign philosophy that a man has the right to walk abroad and scratch his balls at any hour of the day or night be playsing him, worship/not worship as be playsing him, and open his mouth and say what he likes. The notion has been hi-jacked by various worried, earnest types, many of whom have beards, and used to push all kinds of stupid and highly personal agendas, involving Pandas, one-legged dyslexic Ethiopian lesbians, property taxes, etc.


  • #1479
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Liberalism is the simple, benign philosophy that a man has the right to walk abroad and scratch his balls at any hour of the day or night be playsing him, worship/not worship as be playsing him, and open his mouth and say what he likes. The notion has been hi-jacked by various worried, earnest types, many of whom have beards, and used to push all kinds of stupid and highly personal agendas, involving Pandas, one-legged dyslexic Ethiopian lesbians, property taxes, etc.

    Okay.. I think I understand! :pac:


  • #1480
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    You tube suggesting worship songs for me based on past searches :confused::confused::eek:

    Needing to pee and not having anyone to relieve me. Nervous jigging and foot tapping.... :(

    Maybe a worship song will help.


  • #1481
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Okay.. I think I understand! :pac:

    Let me put it simply: as far as a modern Liberal is concerned, "Liberalism" means everyone can do what they like. As far as I'm concerned, it means everyone can do what they like except me. I have to pay for it, you see. :pac:


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  • #1482
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    You tube suggesting worship songs for me based on past searches :confused::confused::eek:

    Needing to pee and not having anyone to relieve me. Nervous jigging and foot tapping.... :(

    Maybe a worship song will help.

    Piss is flowing like a river?
    Make me a channel of your piss?

    (Sorry)


  • #1483
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

    What even is a liberal!? :confused: I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...

    Commie, we'll have to hunt ya down and shoot ya :P, not really:D

    Us capitalist, right wingers don't tolerate your kind:)


  • #1484
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

    I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


    and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.


  • #1485
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse




  • #1486
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

    I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


    and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.

    This is why men and women should never talk for too long.


  • #1487
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Hair headaches :mad:


  • #1488
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When you do something twice when you should only do it once, but because you're going too fast, you have to go a second time.

    Wait...makes no sense. Post needs example:

    You are stapling notes together and staple down and realise there are no staples left but by the time you've realised this, you've pressed the stapler down again.


  • #1489
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Piss is flowing like a river?
    Make me a channel of your piss?

    (Sorry)


    Cry me a river
    By the rivers of Babylon

    ONW, you never know what bladder control is, until you sneeze:D


  • #1490
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

    I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


    and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.

    Job done, I feel very proud, I have finally accomplished something!:D
    *a virtual pat on the shoulder for Boom*
    I am wearing one of the above mentioned myself today but decided not to rant about it for a change ha!



    I wonder if people will ever get tired of the czech sth out jokes :rolleyes:


  • #1491
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?


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  • #1492
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?

    I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

    second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

    Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

    One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

    what did you do dammit! what did you do!

    also relevent


  • #1493
    Big Cheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭Big Cheese


    Pedestrians who step onto the road only to look around with a surprised face when they see a car coming towards them. IT'S A ROAD FOR GOD'S SAKE


  • #1494
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

    second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

    Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

    One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

    what did you do dammit! what did you do!

    also relevent


  • #1495
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    czechlin wrote: »
    Job done, I feel very proud, I have finally accomplished something!:D
    *a virtual pat on the shoulder for Boom*
    I am wearing one of the above mentioned myself today but decided not to rant about it for a change ha!



    I wonder if people will ever get tired of the czech sth out jokes :rolleyes:

    Is it a black one??? Is it you that I saw today??
    Deleted User wrote: »
    What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?
    Absolutely nothing if it was her I seen today :pac:


  • #1496
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

    I was looking up an Oracle error earlier and just got linked to lots of forums repeating the same question, but no answer. That was good fun.


  • #1497
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I was looking up an Oracle error earlier and just got linked to lots of forums repeating the same question, but no answer. That was good fun.

    Ah, good ol' Oracle. There's error codes in there that no currently living developer has heard about. :pac:


  • #1498
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?
    danniemcq wrote: »
    I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

    second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

    Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

    One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

    what did you do dammit! what did you do!

    also relevent

    My pencil skirts are all fine! They fit like a glove!:)
    There is a small problem when I don't wear tights (like today), which I believe many women have experienced, however I don't want to be known for disobedient skirts so from now on I will keep all skirt related embarrassing incidents to myself :o

    I still love skirts though, I have more skirts than trousers!


  • #1499
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I only bought a pair of trousers last week. That's the only pair of trousers I own!

    Now, what's the issue with your skirt, share with the group.


  • #1500
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Is it a black one??? Is it you that I saw today??

    :rolleyes:


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  • #1501
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Women being disorganised at the front of the shopping queue. Fair enough if they have babbies with them; not so if they still get flummoxed doing something they've done every week for X number of years...


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