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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #1112
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    When someone doesn't flush after they pee, meaning I have to flush before I poo, then the cistern hasn't filled when I'm finished so I have to leave (cos aint nobody got time for dat!) So there's an endless cycle of Urine/shoite greeting ya in the jax when ya go in to it!


  • #1113
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    People who stand staring at their dog squatting doing their business like it's a fcuking Russian Ballet. Who wants to be looking up their dogs hole as they crap?


  • #1114
    on_my_oe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭on_my_oe


    blueser wrote: »
    Double parking. Are people too damned lazy to park 50 yards up the road from the local post office and walk back? Going through the local town this morning and it was like something off the Crystal maze, with all the double parked obstacles to weave around.Oh; and a tip for my fellow motorists. Indicators are put on cars for a reason. Use them. Thank you.

    When you come off Griffith Ave into the bottom of Ballymun Re, there's a group of shops, and without fail, there is always two or three idiots double parking, because they won't park 50m away and walk... I always brace myself as a passenger coming around the car, sure we are going up someone's a$$

    Why do the Irish drive as though they are the only car in the village? No indicating, abandoning their cars and saying they 'parked', pulling out in front of you (with the rosary beads swinging off the rear vision mirror - convenient for 'last rites') at 20km per hour...


  • #1115
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    deise08 wrote: »
    People who stand staring at their dog squatting doing their business like it's a fcuking Russian Ballet. Who wants to be looking up their dogs hole as they crap?

    I like watching my dog poo. I like to make sure that the poo is squeezing out nice and easily so I know she's getting enough fibre.


  • #1116
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Still at work. Going beyond trivial annoyance and into dull rage territory now.


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  • #1117
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    on_my_oe wrote: »

    Why do the Irish drive as though they are the only car in the village? No indicating, abandoning their cars and saying they 'parked', pulling out in front of you (with the rosary beads swinging off the rear vision mirror - convenient for 'last rites') at 20km per hour...

    I've driven in numerous different countries and Ireland has by far the worst standard of driving i have experienced.

    The level of selfishness displayed in Irish driving is is astounding.


  • #1118
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Still at work. Going beyond trivial annoyance and into dull rage territory now.

    Haha sucks to be you. You know what I've done while you were at work:



    Gawd, I needed it so bad. :pac:


  • #1119
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Had a food delivery driver arrive to my door last Saturday afternoon. He called as he was outside to announce that he had no change.

    As well as being unprofessional it was also pretty annoying. Unlucky for him I had the exact change.


  • #1120
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Right now, I'd be much more envious if you'd said you just had a pizza Christy.


  • #1121
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Right now, I'd be much more envious if you'd said you just had a pizza Christy.

    My bf bought got me indian afterwards. Om nom nom. I just finished it now, I feel satisfied. :D :pac:


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  • #1122
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    My bf bought got me indian afterwards. Om nom nom. I just finished it now, I feel satisfied. :D :pac:

    Now you're just boasting :(


  • #1123
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Unfriended.


  • #1124
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Unfriended.

    :(


  • #1125
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Having to tolerate people who tell you why Internet Explore is sh*t and either Chrome or Firefox are better.

    Or people ranting about how bad iphones and Samsung phones are.


  • #1126
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    :(

    Home now, beer in hand, pizza en route, OH gone out and left me a present. Rage subsiding, all is forgiven. :D


  • #1127
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Having to tolerate people who tell you why Internet Explore is sh*t and either Chrome or Firefox are better.

    Or people ranting about how bad iphones and Samsung phones are.

    In fairness now, Internet Explorer is really ****. :pac:


  • #1128
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Having to tolerate people who tell you why Internet Explore is sh*t and either Chrome or Firefox are better.

    Or people ranting about how bad iphones and Samsung phones are.

    Internet explorer is shít. :pac: Chrome FTW, don't tell me you use internet explorer? Gawd, I just don't have the patience for that shít.

    You use internet explorer and your an http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iPhone%20Wanker? :P


  • #1129
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Home now, beer in hand, pizza en route, OH gone out and left me a present. Rage subsiding, all is forgiven. :D

    Yay. \o/


  • #1130
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Sweet lovin' Jesus! :(

    TV3 have started doing the most asinine 'comedy' voiceovers of their film adverts. They dubbed over "Dirty Dancing" ffs! If I lived in the country I'd go outside, scoop up a lump of cow dung, and fire it at the tv!

    Disgusted! :mad:


    Oh yeah, saw the lyrics of some song today on YouTube and can't remember the song now, but for ages I thought it was the weirdest thing the guy singing "In sodomy...", not much difference really between that and the actual words "Inside of me"...

    Can't for the life of me remember the song now, wanted to laugh at it again :(


  • #1131
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Oh yeah, saw the lyrics of some song today on YouTube and can't remember the song now, but for ages I thought it was the weirdest thing the guy singing "In sodomy...", not much difference really between that and the actual words "Inside of me"...

    Can't for the life of me remember the song now, wanted to laugh at it again :(


    What kind of music was it? I think I know the song but I don't want to embarrass myself and tell you for nothing if it's wrong :pac:


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  • #1132
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    In fairness now, Internet Explorer is really ****. :pac:

    So are Iphones


  • #1133
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    What kind of music was it? I think I know the song but I don't want to embarrass myself and tell you for nothing if it's wrong :pac:


    A slow one, lol, I tried looking for "inside of me" on YouTube... about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike :pac:

    Not to worry, I'll come across it in a few years time again and go "Ohhhh yeahhh" :rolleyes:


  • #1134
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    A slow one, lol, I tried looking for "inside of me" on YouTube... about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike :pac:

    Not to worry, I'll come across it in a few years time again and go "Ohhhh yeahhh" :rolleyes:

    Here we go...


    There is a Slipknot song that sounds like that! :pac: And it's one of their slow acoustic ones... I was quite a fan when I was 15 :rolleyes:


  • #1135
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Here we go...


    There is a Slipknot song that sounds like that! :pac: And it's one of their slow acoustic ones... I was quite a fan when I was 15 :rolleyes:


    Hot fail indeed :D

    I'm guessing there was supposed to be a YouTube clip in there of some description?

    Slipknot are still around? Jaysus :eek:


  • #1136
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Hot fail indeed :D

    I'm guessing there was supposed to be a YouTube clip in there of some description?

    Slipknot are still around? Jaysus :eek:



    Haven't listened to them in aaaaaaggggeeesss! I don't know if they're still going tbh, but no one listens to them anymore. :p


  • #1137
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Haven't listened to them in aaaaaaggggeeesss! I don't know if they're still going tbh, but no one listens to them anymore. :p


    I'm officially a middle-aged old fart :(


  • #1138
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I'm officially a middle-aged old fart :(

    Sorry :( Was it the right song though? :pac:


  • #1139
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I'm officially a middle-aged old fart :(

    Hotfail is an 18 year old confused lesbian with big boobs.


  • #1140
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hotfail is an 18 year old confused lesbian with big boobs.

    So you weren't lying when you said you'd start stalking me.. :rolleyes:


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  • #1141
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    So you weren't lying when you said you'd start stalking me.. :rolleyes:

    Nope, muhahaha! When can we meet up and rub our boobs together?

    I think I need some sleep. :pac:


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