Funniest things you've said or heard while high/intoxicated?

Chance The Rapper · 28-07-2014 01:56PM #1

Boyfriend to girlfriend: " You're the most beautiful thing in the world, including rainbows and shit "

Guy to his friend: " Man, it'd be so great if you had a vagina "

Sir Arthur Daley · 28-07-2014 02:05PM

Im guessing you find Ed byrne a funny comedian op?

Chance The Rapper · 28-07-2014 02:11PM

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Im guessing you find Ed byrne a funny comedian op?

Nope, never heard of him

darkpagandeath · 28-07-2014 02:13PM

"Are you looking at my Girlfriend?" no
"Are you saying my Girlfriend is not good enough to look at ?" errrr

The Adversary · 28-07-2014 02:16PM

I've said the second one sober OP!

Sir Arthur Daley · 28-07-2014 02:18PM

darkpagandeath wrote: »

"Are you looking at my Girlfriend?" no
"Are you saying my Girlfriend is not good enough to look at ?" errrr

It gets interesting when you say she is good enough to look at and the next question would be "would you ride my girlfriend?"

ArtyM · 28-07-2014 02:26PM

2 very drunk guys sitting near me in a bar once and I overheard one say to the other 'I like to drink with my face'.
The other agreed that he, too, liked that particular method.
As far as i could ascertain, they were discussing their preference for straws/bottles/pints etc - I think.

keano_afc · 28-07-2014 02:28PM

"No, I've had enough"

Sir Osis of Liver. · 28-07-2014 02:31PM

I haven't had a c unt all night drinkstable.

biko · 28-07-2014 02:31PM

Dude, where's my car?

AnonoBoy · 28-07-2014 02:58PM

Can't remember.

But I bet it was hilarious.

Funniest things you've said or heard while high/intoxicated?

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