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Sneaking in a few naggins

  • 27-07-2014 12:56AM
    #1
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭


    As you know its debs season and there have been many questions about dresses and ****e but mine is more important, how to get drink into the hotel! Look drink is dear as hell in the hotel ive been told so im looking at the cheap alternative! Seemingly they search you and your bag so I need a few sneaky ideas lads? Thanks a bunch!


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  • #2
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    The back passage is your only choice.


  • #3
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    A garter belt if you're wearing a dress


  • #4
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Naggin taped to your thigh, it's the only way.


  • #5
    daveohdave
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 483 ✭✭daveohdave


    Macavity. wrote: »
    The back passage is your only choice.

    Ma cavity?


  • #6
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    Does a naggin taped to the thigh actually work


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  • #7
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Surenotabother wrote: »
    As you know its debs season and there have been many questions about dresses and ****e but mine is more important, how to get drink into the hotel! Look drink is dear as hell in the hotel ive been told so im looking at the cheap alternative! Seemingly they search you and your bag so I need a few sneaky ideas lads? Thanks a bunch!

    You need sneaky shorts :

    http://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Flexible-Flask-Wearable-Container/dp/B004EL0LE6


  • #8
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Find a friend in a wheelchair. We got a heap of cans, bottles and yokes into a festival last year by sellotaping them to the underside of his chair. We could have gotten way more in as the bouncers didn't even bother to check the rest of us.


  • #9
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    Find put a friend in a wheelchair. We got a heap of cans, bottles and yokes into a festival last year by sellotaping them to the underside of his chair. We could have gotten way more in as the bouncers didn't even bother to check the rest of us.

    might be much easier solution ;)


  • #10
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    Haha that wheelchair would be unreal!


  • #11
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Use a piss bag and strap to leg with vodka in bag.


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  • #12
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    a piss bag?


  • #13
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    cathader bag spellin wrong you know bags used when water works are not working..


  • #14
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    alternatively you could just get a room in the hotel and just carry the booze inside in your bag, fill up the mini bar

    (that's assuming they'll allow you to stay in the hotel which they may not?)


  • #15
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Colostomy bag full of vodka.


  • #16
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    wexie wrote:
    alternatively you could just get a room in the hotel and just carry the booze inside in your bag, fill up the mini bar


    No they wont let us stay the night :(


  • #17
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Depends how desperate you are, taped on your body you'll probably get caught unless you get lucky

    A friend of mine went to absolutely desperate measures back in the day, it was genius in the end because it worked

    Buy a few naggins and get a sealable bag and a plastic bag, place naggins in sealable back then wrap up in plastic bag. Go to the hotel a few days before and head to the toilets put naggins in toilet cistern. Retrieve on day of debs


    We had him terrified by saying the toilets will get cleaned and they'll find it so maybe check the sheet on the wall to see what days they clean if there is one.


  • #18
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Fill the toilet cisterns with booze a few hours before. Then put up an out of order sign. You can put your head in the bowl and flush for the full effect.


  • #19
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Are you typing with your head ?


    Penis I would say


  • #20
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,926 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Drink it all just before you go in.

    Puke it up straight away into a bucket, then it's there for you to enjoy at your leisure.


  • #21
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Just pre mix in a soft drinks bottle before hand and carry it in with you causally.


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  • #22
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Freeze dry the vodka and make a friend wear it as mascara , later on lick it off her head.


  • #23
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    wazky wrote: »
    Just pre mix in a soft drinks bottle before hand and carry it in with you causally.

    yeah they'll never suspect that....


  • #24
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    I would love to go in before hand but unfortunately its in meath and im in offaly so I wont be there till the day! I know drinking before I get there is an idea but id like to enjoy the bit of grub then get flutered!


  • #25
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    wexie wrote: »
    yeah they'll never suspect that....

    It's a debs, not trying to get through airport security.


  • #26
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Surenotabother wrote: »
    I would love to go in before hand but unfortunately its in meath and im in offaly so I wont be there till the day! I know drinking before I get there is an idea but id like to enjoy the bit of grub then get flutered!

    dya have a date?

    get her to wear one of these :

    http://www.kotulas.com/deals/medium-winerack-the-advantages-are-obvious


  • #27
    athtrasna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,420 ✭✭✭✭athtrasna


    There's a whole load of disguised drinks flasks on Amazon, camera, lipstick, hairbrush, tampons... Lots of things a bouncer won't check

    Like this http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0041CLHKK/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr0_1?qid=1406420949&sr=8-1-fkmr0&pi=AC_SX110_SY165


  • #28
    Surenotabother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Surenotabother


    wexie wrote:
    dya have a date?

    wexie wrote:
    get her to wear one of these :


    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha


  • #29
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Surenotabother wrote: »
    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha

    Pros and cons then


  • #30
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Surenotabother wrote: »
    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha

    mixed blessings I guess :D


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  • #31
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    wexie wrote: »
    mixed blessings I guess :D

    I'm sure he's devastated!


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