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Sneaking in a few naggins

  • 26-07-2014 11:56pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19


    As you know its debs season and there have been many questions about dresses and ****e but mine is more important, how to get drink into the hotel! Look drink is dear as hell in the hotel ive been told so im looking at the cheap alternative! Seemingly they search you and your bag so I need a few sneaky ideas lads? Thanks a bunch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    The back passage is your only choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    A garter belt if you're wearing a dress


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Naggin taped to your thigh, it's the only way.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 483 ✭✭daveohdave


    Macavity. wrote: »
    The back passage is your only choice.

    Ma cavity?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    Does a naggin taped to the thigh actually work


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    As you know its debs season and there have been many questions about dresses and ****e but mine is more important, how to get drink into the hotel! Look drink is dear as hell in the hotel ive been told so im looking at the cheap alternative! Seemingly they search you and your bag so I need a few sneaky ideas lads? Thanks a bunch!

    You need sneaky shorts :

    http://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Flexible-Flask-Wearable-Container/dp/B004EL0LE6


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Find a friend in a wheelchair. We got a heap of cans, bottles and yokes into a festival last year by sellotaping them to the underside of his chair. We could have gotten way more in as the bouncers didn't even bother to check the rest of us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Find put a friend in a wheelchair. We got a heap of cans, bottles and yokes into a festival last year by sellotaping them to the underside of his chair. We could have gotten way more in as the bouncers didn't even bother to check the rest of us.

    might be much easier solution ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    Haha that wheelchair would be unreal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Use a piss bag and strap to leg with vodka in bag.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    a piss bag?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    cathader bag spellin wrong you know bags used when water works are not working..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    alternatively you could just get a room in the hotel and just carry the booze inside in your bag, fill up the mini bar

    (that's assuming they'll allow you to stay in the hotel which they may not?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Colostomy bag full of vodka.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    wexie wrote:
    alternatively you could just get a room in the hotel and just carry the booze inside in your bag, fill up the mini bar


    No they wont let us stay the night :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Depends how desperate you are, taped on your body you'll probably get caught unless you get lucky

    A friend of mine went to absolutely desperate measures back in the day, it was genius in the end because it worked

    Buy a few naggins and get a sealable bag and a plastic bag, place naggins in sealable back then wrap up in plastic bag. Go to the hotel a few days before and head to the toilets put naggins in toilet cistern. Retrieve on day of debs


    We had him terrified by saying the toilets will get cleaned and they'll find it so maybe check the sheet on the wall to see what days they clean if there is one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Fill the toilet cisterns with booze a few hours before. Then put up an out of order sign. You can put your head in the bowl and flush for the full effect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Are you typing with your head ?


    Penis I would say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,779 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Drink it all just before you go in.

    Puke it up straight away into a bucket, then it's there for you to enjoy at your leisure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Just pre mix in a soft drinks bottle before hand and carry it in with you causally.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Freeze dry the vodka and make a friend wear it as mascara , later on lick it off her head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    wazky wrote: »
    Just pre mix in a soft drinks bottle before hand and carry it in with you causally.

    yeah they'll never suspect that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    I would love to go in before hand but unfortunately its in meath and im in offaly so I wont be there till the day! I know drinking before I get there is an idea but id like to enjoy the bit of grub then get flutered!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    wexie wrote: »
    yeah they'll never suspect that....

    It's a debs, not trying to get through airport security.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    I would love to go in before hand but unfortunately its in meath and im in offaly so I wont be there till the day! I know drinking before I get there is an idea but id like to enjoy the bit of grub then get flutered!

    dya have a date?

    get her to wear one of these :

    http://www.kotulas.com/deals/medium-winerack-the-advantages-are-obvious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,420 ✭✭✭✭athtrasna


    There's a whole load of disguised drinks flasks on Amazon, camera, lipstick, hairbrush, tampons... Lots of things a bouncer won't check

    Like this http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0041CLHKK/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr0_1?qid=1406420949&sr=8-1-fkmr0&pi=AC_SX110_SY165


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    wexie wrote:
    dya have a date?

    wexie wrote:
    get her to wear one of these :


    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha

    Pros and cons then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Be god thats unreal! but the dress is as quare and she cant wear a bra haha

    mixed blessings I guess :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    wexie wrote: »
    mixed blessings I guess :D

    I'm sure he's devastated!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    Pros and cons is right but like in all fairness 16 for a double vodka and coke? They have their ****e like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    Pros and cons is right! ****ing 16 euros for a double vodka and coke, good luck!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Pros and cons is right but like in all fairness 16 for a double vodka and coke? They have their ****e like

    that kinda nonsense pisses me off, 8 for a vodka and coke is bad enough, but just charging double for a double is bloody robbery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Surenotabother


    Its a load of bollox!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭shane9689


    security is never usually that tight at these things, tape it to your gouche or something ,they usually dont search that part


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Sneakily fill your wallet with €50 notes and smuggle them in unnoticed, then buy load of drink. It's foolproof.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭HurtLocker


    wazky wrote: »
    It's a debs, not trying to get through airport security.

    Tbh clubs and hotels have stronger security than our airports.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I strapped a naggin of bacardi to my inner thigh with a good strong garter. That did the trick nicely. Just be sure that when you mix it when you're in a toilet cubicle where you can't be caught with the booze. No point sneaking it in if you have it confiscated:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    You know those large Capri Suns you often see in spar/centra? They have a resealable screw cap. Funnel in a naggin, gouch that bad boy and walk sstraight in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Teenagers complaining about the price of drink. That's a new one. It's a sad reflection on society that people must be searched going into a debs but it's going to continue with your type of carry on. It's not as if we have a shortage of drunken yobs in the country. You've a drink problem there alright but not the way you see it. Going out on a social occasion and resorting to desperate measures with the intention of getting flutered is just sad and pathetic for someone your age.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭shane9689


    dont be such a kill joy, teenagers have been at this since man met alcohol, nothing new here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    Teenagers complaining about the price of drink. That's a new one. It's a sad reflection on society that people must be searched going into a debs but it's going to continue with your type of carry on. It's not as if we have a shortage of drunken yobs in the country. You've a drink problem there alright but not the way you see it. Going out on a social occasion and resorting to desperate measures with the intention of getting flutered is just sad and pathetic for someone your age.

    surprised it took until page 2 for you to show up.

    OP, naggin in the sock works for me usually.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,206 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Get yourself a Treseme hairspray bottle, ie non aerosol job. Empty out the hairspray, give it a clean and fill it with naggin. If you're a female put it in your handbag, if not, use your dates.



    http://www.allure.com/images/beauty-products/hair/2010/tresemme-heat-tamer-spray-en.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    Teenagers complaining about the price of drink. That's a new one. It's a sad reflection on society that people must be searched going into a debs but it's going to continue with your type of carry on. It's not as if we have a shortage of drunken yobs in the country. You've a drink problem there alright but not the way you see it. Going out on a social occasion and resorting to desperate measures with the intention of getting flutered is just sad and pathetic for someone your age.

    How's your stamp collection coming along?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    fake tampons, no security ape is gonna touch those:
    http://www.amazon.com/Booze-Tubes-Tampon-Wrappers-1-Ounce/dp/B00CLBWRCA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Why would you take a bag to the debs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I suggest ditching the booze idea. It's far easier to sneak in illegal drugs. Additionally you can sell some to the other debutantes and make a few quid to cover the night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 214 ✭✭guest2014


    fake tampons, no security ape is gonna touch those:
    http://www.amazon.com/Booze-Tubes-Tampon-Wrappers-1-Ounce/dp/B00CLBWRCA

    they might, if he leaves them in the packaging lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭ciarashauna


    Is it in Dunboyne Castle? Loads of people got in ours there with naggins taped to thighs, and one lad managed to get in with loads taped up & down his legs and stomach. Security only really checked girls bags as far as I can remember.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Fill a few condoms with vodka and swallow them, then go for a dump in the hotel and hand them around to your friends! What's the worst that could happen?


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