What's the strangest thing about you?

catallus · 23-07-2014 04:38PM

dgt wrote: »

I live like I post on here. Terribly

Yeah. We know. :P

I make mini-sculptures out of ear-wax. Other peoples', obviously.

Jesus Wept · 23-07-2014 05:04PM

Nimr wrote: »

How the feck is that possible? :eek:

Have you seen the size of a mars bar these days?
We could all do it.

Digital Solitude · 23-07-2014 05:08PM

I can stack 2 wagon wheels in my mouth, and then close my mouth without breaking them

RayM · 23-07-2014 05:10PM

Third nipple.

Tilly · 23-07-2014 05:22PM

I hate all pizzas and pasta. I'd be a useless Italian.

Leogirl · 23-07-2014 05:24PM

MaroonAndGreen wrote: »

I dont drink tea

Same here- can't stand the stuff. Been told I make a great cup of tea though.

nocoverart · 23-07-2014 05:25PM

I poo standing up.

fussyonion · 23-07-2014 05:26PM

I can 20 vodka and Cokes and not be drunk.

Penny Tration · 23-07-2014 05:29PM

I have hyper flexibility, so I can bend and twist my hands, arms and legs in mad ways, but frequently bend my wrists too much by mistake and end up in a bandage.

StormWarrior · 23-07-2014 05:39PM

I personally don't think this is strange but other people have commented that it is, so I'll include it. For more than 20 years, since I was a kid, I've been a mega-fan of the TV show Casualty. I used to record every episode and keep them on videotape, now I record an keep them on the sky box. Many times I've written to the BBC to request autographed pictures of all of the cast, I bought all of the books they released on the series. As a schoolkid my favourite character was Jude, I was such a big fan of hers that I even got my nose pierced, against my parents express orders, because she had her nose pierced.

I have a friend who is such a massive fan of Pat Butcher from Eastenders that when he was at university he started a Pat Butcher fan club and managed to persuade 3 people to join. He decorated the student flat with pictures of Pat Butcher and wrote to the BBC to request an autographed picture of her which still has pride of place on his wall today.

stefan idiot jones · 23-07-2014 05:40PM

I am a pacifist, vegetarian, non drinker, don't smoke, don't do drugs, helpful nice guy. I just cut up an apple and fed a possum that hangs about the garden....... however, if anyone dares, fcukin' dares to interrupt me eating will have my fury unleashed on them which they'll never forget. I'll snap, I'll drag you across tables and pin you to a wall with my fork at your throat if you dare disrupt my focus

When I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone. Some call it greed, I call it commitment.

danniemcq · 23-07-2014 05:42PM

Nimr wrote: »

I think we're going to need some photographic evidence here

Kaycee2 wrote: »

Mini mars?

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

Have you seen the size of a mars bar these days?
We could all do it.

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

stefan idiot jones · 23-07-2014 05:48PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

Marlon Brando?

danniemcq · 23-07-2014 05:49PM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Marlon Brando?

Dammit i don't have any oranges

Teyla Emmagan · 23-07-2014 05:57PM

nocoverart wrote: »

I poo standing up.

Lies! Unless you spend all day cleaning sh(t off yourself, of course.

Birneybau · 23-07-2014 06:05PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I can 20 vodka and Cokes and not be drunk.

You sound drunk right now.

--LOS-- · 23-07-2014 06:06PM

I have a lump of skin on my finger that people sometimes confuse with a wart but is actually the remains of where my twin sister was detached from me.

whats newxt · 23-07-2014 06:07PM

I killed a man once, Not proud of it, not ashamed of it either just something i had to do.

StormWarrior · 23-07-2014 06:08PM

I thought of one other thing. I'm English, and I find Irish accents really scary. They sound really malevolent and sinister to me. Whenever I hear someone Irish talking I get really worried that they are going to kidnap me and incarcerate me in a Magdalene laundry.

Buzz Killington the third · 23-07-2014 06:14PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

hehe

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 23-07-2014 06:33PM

whats newxt wrote: »

I killed a man once, Not proud of it, not ashamed of it either just something i had to do.

Was it in Reno, Nevada?

Sir Osis of Liver. · 23-07-2014 06:57PM

Just to watch him die?

Lou.m · 23-07-2014 07:06PM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I have no willy

me neither

Dolbert · 23-07-2014 07:42PM

StormWarrior wrote: »

I thought of one other thing. I'm English, and I find Irish accents really scary. They sound really malevolent and sinister to me. Whenever I hear someone Irish talking I get really worried that they are going to kidnap me and incarcerate me in a Magdalene laundry.

U wot m8

harry Bailey esq · 23-07-2014 08:16PM

justafied wrote: »

i have a fake toe

I've got 14 toes.... on each foot.

keith16 · 23-07-2014 08:17PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I can 20 vodka and Cokes and not be drunk.

Do YOU come with the car?

nocoverart · 23-07-2014 08:22PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Lies! Unless you spend all day cleaning sh(t off yourself, of course.

Not lies! I mean I have to guide it in a bit and crouch a little, but effectively I poo standing up.

Gongoozler · 23-07-2014 08:28PM

I have a second bum hole... But not with the other one.

pragmatic1 · 23-07-2014 09:01PM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I am a pacifist, vegetarian, non drinker, don't smoke, don't do drugs, helpful nice guy. I just cut up an apple and fed a possum that hangs about the garden....... however, if anyone dares, fcukin' dares to interrupt me eating will have my fury unleashed on them which they'll never forget. I'll snap, I'll drag you across tables and pin you to a wall with my fork at your throat if you dare disrupt my focus

When I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone. Some call it greed, I call it commitment.

I'm the same get very animalistic and territorial when it comes to my food.

DoozerT6 · 23-07-2014 09:08PM

nocoverart wrote: »

Not lies! I mean I have to guide it in a bit and crouch a little, but effectively I poo standing up.

How do you....guide it in???? :eek:

What's the strangest thing about you?

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