Who's Got Their Bits Out?

KungPao · 23-07-2014 12:55PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

This weather is broken, it's boiling out but it's raining.

If I wear a jacket I'll get soaked in sweat, if I don't wear a jacket I'll get soaked in the rain.

I think going naked is the only solution.

What if you go for the "flasher in a mac" style? When you are getting hot under the collar just open the coat and expose yourself to the world!

Ihatecuddles · 23-07-2014 01:16PM

Im heading out soon, in jeans and a jumper.

I wish I could wear shorts or t shirts

Ruu · 23-07-2014 01:22PM

Thought this was going to be a thread on tonsil removal.

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DoozerT6 · 23-07-2014 01:24PM

I'm off work, went out earlier, dodged from shady spot to shady spot, back home on the couch now.

I'm not a big fan of the sun shining directly on me. You'll always find me under a tree at BBQ's.

Duggy747 · 23-07-2014 01:25PM

DoozerT6 wrote: »

I'm not a big fan of the sun shining directly on me. You'll always find me under a tree at BBQ's.

Or Spar.....

DoozerT6 · 23-07-2014 01:30PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Or Spar.....

...or in the kitchen at parties...

dgt · 23-07-2014 01:46PM

26 degrees here in Meath. No job either, well not yet anyway. To the shop for my favourite booze and rest outside for the rest of the day :cool:

BeerWolf · 23-07-2014 01:51PM

Yup, got my 2 bits out... waving it about.

picture

Gyalist · 23-07-2014 02:04PM

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

It's definitely a day to go strolling through the park at lunch time with the shades on so you can see a sneaky upskirt without getting caught.

You don't even have to do that. I was on O'Connell Street (the Dublin one) a little while ago and this beautifully dressed, attractive young woman walked past me. She was wearing a short, pale grey flouncy summer dress and carrying a huge handbag in the crook of her elbow. What she didn't realise was that the hem of her dress was caught in the handbag and her right arse cheek was exposed for the world to see!

auldgranny · 23-07-2014 02:10PM

Gyalist wrote: »

You don't even have to do that. I was on O'Connell Street (the Dublin one) a little while ago and this beautifully dressed, attractive young woman walked past me. She was wearing a short, pale grey flouncy summer dress and carrying a huge handbag in the crook of her elbow. What she didn't realise was that the hem of her dress was caught in the handbag and her right arse cheek was exposed for the world to see!

But like a gentleman you told her, no

Buzz Killington the third · 23-07-2014 02:11PM

auldgranny wrote: »

But like a gentleman you told her, no

Only after taking a photo!

Titzon Toast · 23-07-2014 02:15PM

I'm out walking around working in it.
It's too hot damn it.
There, I said it!

Hande hoche! · 23-07-2014 02:17PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

Stuck in an office that's so over air-conditioned, you could nearly store frozen food in it >:-(

That sounds quite pleasant.

Gyalist · 23-07-2014 02:19PM

auldgranny wrote: »

But like a gentleman you told her, no

I averted my gaze like a true gentleman!

She must have wondered why the young Italians standing in front of the language school wolf-whistled when she walked past them.

LizT · 23-07-2014 02:21PM

In the garden topping up my tan

Larianne · 23-07-2014 02:23PM

Cloudy but very warm here. Legs out!

Dial Hard · 23-07-2014 02:27PM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

That sounds quite pleasant.

It's not, the goosepimples are giving me premature leg stubble >:-(

auldgranny · 23-07-2014 02:28PM

Gyalist wrote: »

I averted my gaze like a true gentleman!

She must have wondered why the young Italians standing in front of the language school wolf-whistled when she walked past them.

Attractive young ones get wolf whistles anyway. Got a few in my day. It's nice. Don't have the feminists say it demeans women. It's a good feeling.
Now instead of wolf whistles I get catcalls.

RollieFingers · 23-07-2014 02:30PM

Everyone complaining that they're stuck in an office on a day like this, try working a ten hour shift in a kitchen and then get back to me

auldgranny · 23-07-2014 02:43PM

RollieFingers wrote: »

Everyone complaining that they're stuck in an office on a day like this, try working a ten hour shift in a kitchen and then get back to me

Hell on earth!

Dial Hard · 23-07-2014 02:44PM

RollieFingers wrote: »

Everyone complaining that they're stuck in an office on a day like this, try working a ten hour shift in a kitchen and then get back to me

Ok, you win.

Philo Beddoe · 23-07-2014 02:51PM

auldgranny wrote: »

Attractive young ones get wolf whistles anyway. Got a few in my day. It's nice. Don't have the feminists say it demeans women. It's a good feeling.

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qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-07-2014 02:55PM

I hate this weather, I'm cooped up inside by choice. God forbid UVAs and UVBs be beating down on top of my lovely pale skin.

We have a hot tub that well get into later, but not until it cools down

kingtut · 23-07-2014 03:20PM

RollieFingers wrote: »

Everyone complaining that they're stuck in an office on a day like this, try working a ten hour shift in a kitchen and then get back to me

Ten? That's nothing - I'm doing 12!

kingtut · 23-07-2014 03:21PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Im heading out soon, in jeans and a jumper.

I wish I could wear shorts or t shirts

Umm not sure if I want to know the reason why you can't wear shorts and a t-shirt .... ah go on then, tell me! :P

KungPao · 23-07-2014 03:33PM

Gyalist wrote: »

You don't even have to do that. I was on O'Connell Street (the Dublin one) a little while ago and this beautifully dressed, attractive young woman walked past me. She was wearing a short, pale grey flouncy summer dress and carrying a huge handbag in the crook of her elbow. What she didn't realise was that the hem of her dress was caught in the handbag and her right arse cheek was exposed for the world to see!

To quote Hande hoche!

Hande hoche! wrote: »

That sounds quite pleasant.

Nothing better than a cheeky eyeful

KungPao · 23-07-2014 03:37PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I hate this weather, I'm cooped up inside by choice. God forbid UVAs and UVBs be beating down on top of my lovely pale skin.

We have a hot tub that well get into later, but not until it cools down

This reminds me that my baby tortoise is inside at home with a UV bulb rather than outside in this wonderful sunshine

I'll bring him out for some evening rays though

Lexie, nothing wrong with a few rays, tis good for ya. Go out the back and bask...you know you want to.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 23-07-2014 03:44PM

Fúcking ROASTING in Clare :mad: I'm looking out the window now and I can see one measly little cúnty bit of blue sky across the bay in Galway, but over here, noooooooooooo, roasting and completely overcast, the trees look like stupid fúcking statues of themselves there's that little breeze, some arsehole obviously decided to give the milk a little holiday from the fridge earlier which I only discovered after I poured it into my coffee, bloody dog is splitting her time between panting like a pig in heat and slurping water like a pig at a trough and for some fúcking reason licking the floor, the clothes are sticking to me, there's bastarding flies and wasps everywhere FÚCK THIS, fúck it altogether, jesus.

ZiabR · 23-07-2014 03:44PM

Can't wait to get out of this office and on to the bike for a few hours this evening!!!

Bummer1234 · 23-07-2014 03:48PM

Stuck in a office in dublin where we can't stick on the air-con cause the lad underneat it would be frozen

To add to it i have a football came this evening and doesn't look like its gonna cool down either!......

Downing water and pi22ing it like a fountain!!

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