Most cringe worthy thing that ever happened during sex?

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:21PM #1

I think it was a fanny fart for me.. It was with a guy I was having a causal fling with. Wouldn't give two hoots if it happen with my husband (has never happened with him) but no... the biggest fanny fart ya ever did hear with fling and the awkward silence afterwards..:mad::eek:

What about you?

fleet_admiral · 15-07-2014 09:22PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

I think it was a fanny fart for me.. It was with a guy I was having a causal fling with. Wouldn't give two hoots if it happen with my husband (has never happened with him) but no... the biggest fanny fart ya ever did hear with fling and the awkward silence afterwards..:mad::eek:

What about you?

Playing snooker with a piece of string is he?

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:23PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Playing snooker with a piece of string is he?

Wha?

Schwiiing · 15-07-2014 09:28PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

Wha?

Is he throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street?

Lucifer MorningStar · 15-07-2014 09:29PM

Peed on some wans face once

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:30PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

Was he throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street?

ah jaysis here don't make me more depressed than I am. He could have been small or I could have a vagina like the The Bermuda Triangle.

Moving on... Any other stories?

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:30PM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Peed on some wans face once

Are you German by any chance?

raze_them_all_ · 15-07-2014 09:30PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

ah jaysis here don't make me more depressed than I am. He could of been small or I could have a vagina like the The Bermuda Triangle.

Moving on... Any other stories?

A fanny like a hippos yawn

Schwiiing · 15-07-2014 09:31PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

ah jaysis here don't make me more depressed than I am. He could of have been small or I could have a vagina like the The Bermuda Triangle.

Moving on... Any other stories?

I'm sorry for being a Grammar Nazi but that annoys more than you could ever imagine.

Gongoozler · 15-07-2014 09:31PM

I've peed myself, that's pretty embarrassing. Most other things are just sex things and if the other person doesn't laugh or makes you feel bad, they're a bit too serious about the whole thing

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:32PM

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

A fanny like a hippos yawn

and here was I wondering why giving birth was so easy...:D

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:34PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

I'm sorry for being a grammar nazi but that annoys more than you could ever imagine.

Soz dat I havs made thats mastake

wazky · 15-07-2014 09:34PM

She woke up....

wp_rathead · 15-07-2014 09:35PM

Was drunk and for some reason went "This is fun", got fit off giggles cause of stupidity of it - she did not find it funny so I was just there laughing to myself like a psycho..

Schwiiing · 15-07-2014 09:36PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

Soz dat I havs made thats mastake

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sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:37PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

http://replygif.net/i/132.gif

:D:D

Maphisto · 15-07-2014 09:40PM

Was quite embarrassing when the Rohypnal wore off

Fat Christy · 15-07-2014 09:40PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

Is he throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street?

I think certain positions are more likely to cause fanny farting. Doggy style is fcuker for the fanny farts.

Doodoo · 15-07-2014 09:41PM

Dislocated my knee, stopped, popped it back in and carried on.

Lucifer MorningStar · 15-07-2014 09:42PM

sleepytrees wrote: »

Are you German by any chance?

Nein

The Master · 15-07-2014 09:42PM

Her dick was bigger than mine..

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:44PM

Go home with a guy and realize you haven't shaved anywhere.. Fake a German accent and convince him it's a cultural thing.. you're not hairy on purpose like..

sam34 · 15-07-2014 09:44PM

The guy referred to my clit as my "love pimple" and to our respective bits as "him" and "her" eg "he really likes it when she squeezes him like that".

Sweet suffering Jesus. I like dirty talk in bed, but that ain't how to do it!

Fat Christy · 15-07-2014 09:46PM

Just reading some of these posts makes me realise I really have no shame.

fleet_admiral · 15-07-2014 09:46PM

didnt happen to me but one of my mates.

We were camping on the grounds of a hostel in the south of france in 2002 and had been drinking all day. one of the lads got lucky with a salad dodging canadian girl and took her back to his tent. I was already in bed by the time they got back and started riding, my mate was full of drink and started farting non stop with every thrust. Not little parps but big crop dusting farts literally with every thrust. He and myself were in stitches but he carried on

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:46PM

The Master wrote: »

Her dick was bigger than mine..

Are you sure it just wasn't her clit that was bigger than your dick?

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:47PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

didnt happen to me but one of my mates.

We were camping on the grounds of a hostel in the south of france in 2002 and had been drinking all day. one of the lads got lucky with a salad dodging canadian girl and took her back to his tent. I was already in bed by the time they got back and started riding, my mate was full of drink and started farting non stop with every thrust. Not little parps but big crop dusting farts literally
with every thrust. He and myself were in stitches but he carried on

**** I just spit out my tea.. too funny

:D:D:D:D:D

Lucifer MorningStar · 15-07-2014 09:48PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

didnt happen to me but one of my mates.

We were camping on the grounds of a hostel in the south of france in 2002 and had been drinking all day. one of the lads got lucky with a salad dodging canadian girl and took her back to his tent. I was already in bed by the time they got back and started riding, my mate was full of drink and started farting non stop with every thrust. Not little parps but big crop dusting farts literally with every thrust. He and myself were in stitches but he carried on

Think I heard a story like this on here a while back or something very similar. Hilarious stuff though

fleet_admiral · 15-07-2014 09:50PM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Think I heard a story like this on here a while back or something very similar. Hilarious stuff though

it could have been me under my last account that I closed

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:50PM

sam34 wrote: »

The guy referred to my clit as my "love pimple" and to our respective bits as "him" and "her" eg "he really likes it when she squeezes him like that".

Sweet suffering Jesus. I like dirty talk in bed, but that ain't how to do it!

Sounds like Larry Murphy.. psycho..

sleepytrees · 15-07-2014 09:52PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

I think certain positions are more likely to cause fanny farting. Doggy style is fcuker for the fanny farts.

Yes it was doggy style actually.. Should be called Fanny Fart Style..

Most cringe worthy thing that ever happened during sex?

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