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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #9242
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,121 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    In what context? In some contexts they are synonyms.

    In any context where they clearly mean "obliged".

    "Obligated" has a very, very narrow definition and isn't really used in British or Hiberno English outside of a legal context.


  • #9243
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I just remotely drop the console on the old E10K, and the fans promptly "go high", as the Elder Lemons at Sun say. The howl is like Formula 1, and sends 'em scattering quare lively. :cool:

    I wonder how many understood this sentence?
    Tivial annoyance:
    Torso cramps. I get these cramps down my side or across my tummy or in my back and they feckin' hurt. I don't know if they are caused by tiredness, dehydration or who knows what.


  • #9244
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    My neighbours. Fcuking bitch decided that 1.45am was time to turn on the tv on the other side of our bedroom wall, at high volume. She does it on purpose, fcuking love 5 minutes at her with a baseball bat:mad:


  • #9245
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My neighbours. Fcuking bitch decided that 1.45am was time to turn on the tv on the other side of our bedroom wall, at high volume. She does it on purpose, fcuking love 5 minutes at her with a baseball bat:mad:

    got to raise yo' game Pumpkin! Set your alarm for 4.45 blast dubstep

    hate bastards that feck with my sleep.:mad:


  • #9246
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My neighbours. Fcuking bitch decided that 1.45am was time to turn on the tv on the other side of our bedroom wall, at high volume. She does it on purpose, fcuking love 5 minutes at her with a baseball bat:mad:
    Jake1 wrote: »
    got to raise yo' game Pumpkin! Set your alarm for 4.45 blast dubstep

    hate bastards that feck with my sleep.:mad:

    My bastarding neighbours had a party last night, woke up at 3 a.m. and our road sounded like the street outside a nightclub.
    I was about to let a "shut the **** up" roar out of me, but they were starting to get fighty :mad:, so left it alone. Gardaí arrived shortly afterwards at least (I didn't call them).


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  • #9247
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    My own **** ups.so annoyed at myself for making such a mistake. People were depending on knowing the outcome of that meeting and I ****ed it up.


  • #9248
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    My bastarding neighbours had a party last night, woke up at 3 a.m. and our road sounded like the street outside a nightclub.
    I was about to let a "shut the **** up" roar out of me, but they were starting to get fighty :mad:, so left it alone. Gardaí arrived shortly afterwards at least (I didn't call them).

    I'm having trouble reconciling your username with the complaint!


  • #9249
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Also people cycling the wrong way down Baggott St, shouted at two people this morning for doing it. What the **** are they at. They give the rest of us a bad name.


  • #9250
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    gramar wrote: »
    I'm having trouble reconciling your username with the complaint!

    Disco Stu likes disco music :pac:
    but they didn't have disco music, just shouting and acting the bollix!


  • #9251
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Cars with eye lashes on the headlights!


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  • #9252
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Cars with eye lashes on the headlights!

    yes. Also, pink poxy fluffy dice, soft toys, cushions and ****. If you want your vehicle to look like a little girls toy room, then please. stay off the fkcuing road.
    Gob****es


    Jaze, Im really bleedin' cranky today.
    :o


  • #9253
    Dramatik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My neighbours. Fcuking bitch decided that 1.45am was time to turn on the tv on the other side of our bedroom wall, at high volume. She does it on purpose, fcuking love 5 minutes at her with a baseball bat:mad:

    There's a 10 hour long version of the nyan cat song on youtube, stick that on full blast and go stay in a mates for the night.


  • #9254
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Cars with eye lashes on the headlights!
    Jake1 wrote: »
    yes. Also, pink poxy fluffy dice, soft toys, cushions and ****. If you want your vehicle to look like a little girls toy room, then please. stay off the fkcuing road.
    Gob****es

    What's even worse are those Rudolf noses that I was still seeing on cars in June!


  • #9255
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    My own **** ups.so annoyed at myself for making such a mistake. People were depending on knowing the outcome of that meeting and I ****ed it up.


    Don't be too hard on yourself Gong, there are more than enough people in this world are only too delighted and will take full advantage of any opportunity to criticize you without you being your own worst critic.


    I should know, I'm one of them, always go for the jugular! I'm also a ferocious hypocrite and I'm shìte at taking my own advice about self-criticism, so you should probably disregard all of the above :pac:


    Trivial annoyance: I try to give advice with the best of intentions, but then my inner voice makes a stupid wise-crack and sets me off in fits of childish giggles, Homer Simpson personified :(


  • #9256
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I know, I am my worst critic. At least I hope I am!
    Still hard not to feel bad. I know it was mostly my fault, and I'm kicking myself over it. My boss said not to, it'd easily happen, but I have to be more thorough. At least I kicked ass in something else I did today, as a sort of make it. But no one cares. I think I find it irritating because I do my absolute best at everything, generally, and hate people knowing when I **** up. Because it's like that's what they'll remember.


  • #9257
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Catching up on this thread. Bloody hell people I have a life and tons of other stuff to read ffs, go on holidays or something and give me a bit of a break! :eek:


    Crashing/not functioning websites. Ye bastards I know you're doing it on purpose to ruin my Friday! :mad:


  • #9258
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭Wossack


    cunting neighbours fuckface guest parking their poxy econobox on the grass outside our house. tempted to go out in the middle of the night with a 10" breaker bar, lever it up, and roll it over into the middle of the road

    on the look out for a massive rock to leave on the grass now - things you have to do, to discourage seemingly obvious inconsiderate shite :mad:


  • #9259
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Wossack wrote: »
    cunting neighbours fuckface guest parking their poxy econobox on the grass outside our house. tempted to go out in the middle of the night with a 10" breaker bar, lever it up, and roll it over into the middle of the road

    Get three other mates and lift it and move it away some where else, is it one of those smart cars that do be driven by thick people?


  • #9260
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Am I the only one, who sometimes wishes for just 5 mins peace??

    :(
    actually, I lie, Id like a whole week of it, no family, no phones, no email.

    Just me, on a tropical beach, with a fine looking waiter to bring me drinks...


  • #9261
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Get three other mates and lift it and move it away some where else, is it one of those smart cars that do be driven by thick people?

    :pac:

    http://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/707-amsterdam-smart-car-canals


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  • #9262
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Get three other mates and lift it and move it away some where else, is it one of those smart cars that do be driven by thick people?

    fairly battered peugeot, which would prob need the nearings of a footie team to shift :o


  • #9263
    Thargor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,252 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    is it just me or is boards suddenly flooded with hundreds of new people with less than 100 posts who all talk
    like they're in a panicked state with no capital letters at the start of their sentences no punctuation random spaces in between words dont know what to do please help thankx


  • #9264
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Thargor wrote: »
    is it just me or is boards suddenly flooded with hundreds of new people with less than 100 posts who all talk
    like they're in a panicked state with no capital letters at the start of their sentences no punctuation random spaces in between words dont know what to do please help thankx

    The machines are evolving and this is where they come to practice mimicking humans. They know you're on to them now. It might be time to drop your laptop / smartphone / tablet into a puddle.


  • #9265
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Religious nutters and drive by postings. Usually go hand in hand.


  • #9266
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    old hippy wrote: »
    Religious nutters and drive by postings. Usually go hand in hand.

    Let them eat cake.


  • #9267
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    My bastarding neighbours had a party last night, woke up at 3 a.m. and our road sounded like the street outside a nightclub.
    I was about to let a "shut the **** up" roar out of me, but they were starting to get fighty :mad:, so left it alone. Gardaí arrived shortly afterwards at least (I didn't call them).

    I put in ear plugs every Friday and Saturday night and hope that if they do come in at 3am with a gang of buddies that I'll sleep through it. I don't fcuk about with it any more, if they take the piss I just call the guards. After years of this sh1t I'm done putting up with parties.


  • #9268
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The person who just said, "in regards to" to me. Die.


  • #9269
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    People preening and admiring their reflections in shop windows.


  • #9270
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The person who just said, "in regards to" to me. Die.

    Oh by Cracky yes. In general, functionally illiterate gawbeens who say things like "What's it in connection with?", "Tell me the nature of what the issue appears to be!!", and "Leave it with me and I will revert back to yourself at a later time in the future!". All to sound clever and in command. Well here's an issue which I am reverting to you now at this time in the now: Eat .50-cal leadfest, fukkaaaaahhs!!! :mad:


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  • #9271
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Oh by Cracky yes. In general, functionally illiterate gawbeens who say things like "What's it in connection with?", "Tell me the nature of what the issue appears to be!!", and "Leave it with me and I will revert back to yourself at a later time in the future!". All to sound clever and in command. Well here's an issue which I am reverting to you now at this time in the now: Eat .50-cal leadfest, fukkaaaaahhs!!! :mad:


    And they all have issues too. I have an issue with this. Are there any issues presenting? What were the main issues arising? Is this an issue for you? IssueIssueIssue








    ...nobody ever has a fuucking problem anymore.


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