2014 After Hours World Cup oh my god i can't wait for a month of football thread.

RobbingBandit · 09-07-2014 11:48PM

Boooooooooo

The dutch are playing on July 12th, all the orange men up north will be wearing dutch jerseys.

Micky Dolenz · 09-07-2014 11:48PM

What a bore feast.

On the plus side, I have both these teams in different sweep stakes

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Argentine vs. Germany so.

Da Shins Kelly · 09-07-2014 11:48PM

Wow. Well done with the penalties. Goalie did a great job.

Pherekydes · 09-07-2014 11:48PM

LizT.

Argentina V Germany for the third time. Nicely set up for Messi, à la Maradona of '86, or a brute-fest, à la the '90 final?

Pherekydes · 09-07-2014 11:50PM

LizT.

Penalties was a Krul way to lose for the Dutch.

Micky Dolenz · 09-07-2014 11:52PM

Your man on the Telly was saying the Dutch keeper has never saved a penalty in his professional career. Surely that other lad would have been better as he actually has.

Da Shins Kelly · 09-07-2014 11:57PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Your man on the Telly was saying the Dutch keeper has never saved a penalty in his professional career. Surely that other lad would have been better as he actually has.

You can only play players that are on the pitch at the final whistle in penalties. He wasn't on the pitch abs they ran out of substitutions.

Micky Dolenz · 09-07-2014 11:58PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

You can only play players that are on the pitch at the final whistle in penalties. He wasn't on the pitch abs they ran out of substitutions.

It's all tic tacs, they should have saved one for the keeper change, forgive the pun

Duckworth_Luas · 09-07-2014 11:58PM

LizT.

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Your man on the Telly was saying the Dutch keeper has never saved a penalty in his professional career. Surely that other lad would have been better as he actually has.

I'd say tonights keeper complained to the coach about being substituted the last day. Coach said, "OK you save the penos today then bitch". Holland lost, Van Gall feels like a boss!

Micky Dolenz · 09-07-2014 11:59PM

What kind of speed is the ball travelling at once it leaves the kickers foot?

does anyone know?

Da Shins Kelly · 10-07-2014 12:01AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

It's all tic tacs, they should have saved one for the keeper change, forgive the pun

I think he made other substitutions hoping they'd knick it in extra time and stop it from going to penalties.

Lenin Skynard · 10-07-2014 12:02AM

LizT.

I seriously hope this tournament is the swansong for Giles and dunphy. I was always a fan but they're well past their sell by date now. I'd hate to thing what they'll be like in two or god forbid, four, years time.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 10-07-2014 12:05AM

Boooooooooo

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

I seriously hope this tournament is the swansong for Giles and dunphy. I was always a fan but they're well past their sell by date now. I'd hate to thing what they'll be like in two or god forbid, four, years time.

They're going nowhere apparently, Dunphy was talking about it before the tournament when he was asked for his thoughts on Bill's impending retirement.

Da Shins Kelly · 10-07-2014 12:17AM

Classic Netherlands though. They're never going to bloody well win the thing at this rate.

Elmer Blooker · 10-07-2014 12:38AM

penalty shoot outs are a terrible way to decide a match but if the Dutch get knocked out by a penalty shoot out then its a great way to decide a match!

Expect a better and more open match next Sunday.

10-07-2014 01:01AM

Boooooooooo

AH WORLD CUP COMPETITION (semis complete)

Total goals so far: 167
Total reds so far: 10
Current top goalscorer: James Rodriguez
Bonus 150 points have been given to everyone for having the winning team in our selection of 8.

CHUCKEN Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(17) Top Goalscoring Team: Possibly(Germany) Last Goalscorer: No

DILDOFAGGINS Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(16) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Di Maria)

FAME AND DEMISE Points so far: 575 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 167 Red Cards: Unlikely(22) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

GREEN GIANT Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Possibly(12) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

KEITH16 Points so far: 525 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 171 Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

KFALLON Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Germany Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Ageuro (0 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(19) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Muller)

MARTYOS121 Points so far: 650 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: No

MR.PRODSTON Points so far: 825 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Possibly(10) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Klose)

NIB Points so far: 875 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 169 Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

PHEREKYDES Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Higuain (1 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(17) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

PLANEMO Points so far: 900 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(21) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Points so far: 625 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Messi (4 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(19) Top Goalscoring Team: Possibly(Germany) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

SUAS11 Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

TONYMANTANA Points so far: 850 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Germany Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 192 Red Cards: Unlikely(22) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Muller)

TRIGGER HAPPY Points so far: 600 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Messi (4 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(18) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Poldolski)

Hotfail.com · 10-07-2014 01:09AM

Boooooooooo

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

AH WORLD CUP COMPETITION (semis complete)

Total goals so far: 167
Total reds so far: 10
Current top goalscorer: James Rodriguez
Bonus 150 points have been given to everyone for having the winning team in our selection of 8.

CHUCKEN Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(17) Top Goalscoring Team: Possibly(Germany) Last Goalscorer: No

DILDOFAGGINS Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(16) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Di Maria)

FAME AND DEMISE Points so far: 575 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 167 Red Cards: Unlikely(22) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

GREEN GIANT Points so far: 550 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Possibly(12) Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

KEITH16 Points so far: 525 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 171 Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

KFALLON Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Germany Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Ageuro (0 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(19) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Muller)

MARTYOS121 Points so far: 650 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: No

MR.PRODSTON Points so far: 825 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Possibly(10) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Klose)

NIB Points so far: 875 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 169 Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

PHEREKYDES Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Higuain (1 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(17) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

PLANEMO Points so far: 900 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(21) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Points so far: 625 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Messi (4 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(19) Top Goalscoring Team: Possibly(Germany) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Messi)

SUAS11 Points so far: 800 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: No Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: No Red Cards: No Top Goalscoring Team: No Last Goalscorer: No

TONYMANTANA Points so far: 850 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Germany Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: No Total Goals: 192 Red Cards: Unlikely(22) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Muller)

TRIGGER HAPPY Points so far: 600 Teams through to Final: Argentina, Germany Winning Team: Argentina Worst Team: No Top Goalscorer: Messi (4 so far) Total Goals: No Red Cards: Unlikely(18) Top Goalscoring Team: Unlikely (Argentina) Last Goalscorer: Possibly(Poldolski)

Someone better be paying you to do all that shíte

:pac:

10-07-2014 01:15AM

Boooooooooo

Sometimes, I'm my own worst enemy. This one's a doddle compared to the London Olympic games one. That really was a headwreck to keep track of :eek::D

....and the winner's money is only resting in my Nigerian bank account, honest!

Elegant Elliot Offen · 10-07-2014 01:54AM

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Germany to take the Falklands and win 8-0 on Sunday night.

You wish Inglander.

Tarzana · 10-07-2014 02:41AM

Boooooooooo

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What a bore feast.

They were serving boar and I missed it?

Hande hoche! · 10-07-2014 09:37AM

Boooooooooo

http://sadbrazilians.tumblr.com/

Elmer Blooker · 10-07-2014 06:21PM

Argentina haven't conceded a goal in approx 375 mins or six and a quarter hours - not since Nigeria scored against them in the group stage. Quite remarkable.

131spanner · 10-07-2014 06:29PM

Boooooooooo

Hard to call this one! For some reason I don't think it'll be close though, I've a feeling the winner will take it by 2 or maybe even 3.

Micky Dolenz · 10-07-2014 06:30PM

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

Argentina haven't conceded a goal in approx 375 mins or six and a quarter hours - not since Nigeria scored against them in the group stage. Quite remarkable.

That's nothing, Germany haven't conceded a goal since Tuesday, that must be 48 hours give or take.

thelad95 · 10-07-2014 06:54PM

It will be a terrible 0-0 and decided by a penalty shoot-out. Germany will sit deep and defend with at least 3 players around Messi at all times. Argentina will be solid if unspectacular at the back again. The stakes are simply too high to take any risks so I expect a cagey, cautious affair.

Mallagio · 10-07-2014 07:41PM

Boooooooooo

Germany are too strong and will win by at least 2 imo.

Awkward Badger · 10-07-2014 07:49PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

That's nothing, Germany haven't conceded a goal since Tuesday, that must be 48 hours give or take.

Yeah but in match terms given Brazil scored at the end that equates to about 1 minute. So that means Argentina's defence is 375 times better than Germany's. Which means they should score 375 times more goals than Germany. But obviously that is impossible if anyone scores which must by logical deduction mean that we have ourselves another scoreless game ending in a penalty shoot out.

You can argue with me but you can't argue with logic.

Pherekydes · 10-07-2014 11:17PM

LizT.

Germany will be well rested. They haven't had a competitive match since they beat France in the quarter-final.

Argentina to win by the odd goal in six.

It'll be a miracle.

Hotfail.com · 10-07-2014 11:20PM

Boooooooooo

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

Argentina haven't conceded a goal in approx 375 mins or six and a quarter hours - not since Nigeria scored against them in the group stage. Quite remarkable.

Scored 2 goals in the same timeframe, compared to Germany's 10.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 10-07-2014 11:25PM

Boooooooooo

Could be a dour final indeed, does anyone think the quality of games has tapered off over the course of the tournament? It started out promising, I know there's factors like the more evenly matched sides cancelling each other out etc but a lot of the knockout matches have been poor to watch.

When it comes to Sunday I want Argentina to win, only because I'd like to Messi lift the trophy.

2014 After Hours World Cup oh my god i can't wait for a month of football thread.

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