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Sharing accomodation with couples....

  • 05-07-2014 09:24PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭


    I'm looking at rental sharing adverts on Daft and a lot of them state 'no couples'

    What is so anoying to have to live with couples? I never did it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I would presume, things that go bump in the night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Any they take over


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Yeah, good luck getting the tele/kitchen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    From a landlord's perspective, the more people living in a flat/house, the more wear and tear on facilities/appliances. Better to have two people sharing a kitchen and bathroom than four for the same rent.

    From a tenant's perspective, it also means more people having to share communal facilities.

    Also getting caught in the middle of a couple fighting or...otherwise...., doesn't appeal to a lot of people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Yeah, good luck getting the tele/kitchen.

    Don't forget the bathroom


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    Don't forget the bathroom

    They do it in the bathroom?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    bitemeluis wrote: »
    They do it in the bathroom?

    They do it everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9 irish12345


    could you imagine having to listen to a bird whos on one in your own livingroom and your not even getting a ride out of it
    that is what it entails


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    They do it everywhere

    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.
    My faith in after hours has been restored. Fabulous.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9 irish12345


    hahah


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Yeah, back in my renting days i lived with couples a few times.

    Don't do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    K4t wrote: »
    My faith in after hours has been restored. Fabulous.

    Not as interesting but when the Chinese couple moved out they took everything from the room. EVERYTHING. They even removed the light from the ceiling leaving just the bare electric cable hanging out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.

    Could they not do it in the bedroom FFS?! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Say you're single and living in a 'no couples' house, and a few weeks later you start seeing someone, can you not take them back home and ride them? Where's the line?
    One night stands fine as opposed to longer term relationship?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    I lived with a couple for over 20 years.
    The lady would make me food and the man would give me pocket money.
    They were my parents so it was grand.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    In English we have the term 'being the third wheel' meaning of course being awkward and out of place in a situation.

    The French have a great one for this kind of situation 'holding the candle'.
    Makes me picture being the awkward douchebag holding a candlestick for a couple at a romantic meal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Could they not do it in the bedroom FFS?! :mad:

    Trust me they did. It sounded like there was a trampolining competition going on while some builders were knocking down the wall. Do your own thing on your own patch and I cud care less but that night when I got the trots and was waiting for "whoever" to finish their 25 minute "shower" certainly was the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Couples nest, take over the place. At least sharing with non-couples there's a chance they'll spend some time over in their bf/gf's place so if you ever want to have mates/gf/bf over you'll have some chance of having the place to yourself sometime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭gctest50


    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.

    :( FFS like - thats probably why you had diarrhoea

    - they put santorum all over the jacks the evenin b4 and a tiny bit got on your toothbrush - into your mouth and thats it


    /f that
    .


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    urrgh


    dont click on that link


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Mugatuu


    I was living in an apartment before and one of the lads living there started going out with going out with someone I would have been friendly with. She completely moved all her stuff in really early on in the relationship and didn't pay rent or contribute towards any of the bills. She would take all of the hot water in the mornings and spend aaages in the shower every morning and in the evenings when she would get home.

    We all used to feel so uncomfortable around them! The kitchen/living room would be completely taken over at all times by them and even watching one program on tv they would be ALL over each other like teenagers on the couch! Early mornings the loud high pitch laughing/moaning etc would be cruel! Breakfast time was by far the worst. They couldn't even make their f*ckin porridge without being intertwined, wearing half nothing and kissing while stirring the shaggin porridge. She also took over a press in the kitchen and a shelf in the fridge without asking and would regularly just throw out food from the fridge. The flirting between them used to be nauseating and OTT.

    I wouldn't be keen on sharing with a couple again! :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    Now I'm a very tolerant person, but a shelf in the fridge, fcuk that, who does she think she is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.

    Bones of a decent sit-com right there. Or maybe a kinky porno!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    urrgh


    dont click on that link

    Too late :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Mugatuu


    bitemeluis wrote: »
    Now I'm a very tolerant person, but a shelf in the fridge, fcuk that, who does she think she is?

    it was one of those small under counter fridges and there was a few of us in the place so fridge/cuppord space was tight! The shelf she took would was one of the lads fridge shelf and she would stack his stuff in the corner and would use it as her shelf and she used to pelt all her excess stuff in the drawers.

    We had some laugh one day when she pelted in a load of veg in on top of one of the girls natural yoghurt pots and burst it and just left and walked off. Idiot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭cactuspaw


    lived in a house where one side of the wall was my sister and her fella and in a room below were a nice pair of fellas who were "very much in love". so things goin bump in the night, twas like stereo in that house!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Lived with two gay Portuguese guys, a Chinese couple and another couple in one flat. Typical that the night I had diarrhoea that the Portuguese were bumming each other in the bathroom. I decided to move out as I realised how tragic it was to be hovering over the bin in my room scuttering away, with a milk bottle of piss beside me (only one bathroom so often had to pee in my room) and d ladz pounding the hoop off each other in d jacks.

    Pics or it didn't happen! Portuguese rectal action, not yours!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    cactuspaw wrote: »
    lived in a house where one side of the wall was my sister and her fella and in a room below were a nice pair of fellas who were "very much in love". so things goin bump in the night, twas like stereo in that house!

    It's bad enough hearing strangers riding...


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