Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Oops69 wrote: »

I'm all in favour of walking , but what's with this arm swing high into the air in front , with a little puff of an exhalation , sorry but it is always women , can ye not go for a walk without making a production out of it , a walk is always accessorised with groups of girls ,walking sticks , luminous or shocking pink tops , leggings , visors etc . , etc .

Ok, I'm ready for the onslaught::p

Ha yea they remind me of the aul ones out of Killinaskully power walkers

Ads on the telly for broadband. The ones where the mother is talking about it and the rest of the family are like mute zombies who live their lives online. All the ad is missing is showing the husband upstairs in the bathroom pulling the gut out out of himself looking at porn on his ipad.
The slogan should be
"Get fibre powered, you'll never have to talk to any of your family again"

People more aggressive than me.

Was driving down Main Street minding my own business when this clown started sounding the horn at me. Wtf, I'm in a line of traffic I can't go any faster, trust me. I look in rear view mirror and he's so close to me I can't even see his reg. I stick my head out the window to see if its actually me he's sounding at and sure enough it is. A little scrote wearing a paddy cap and looked young enough to be still ****ting green. So, I slow down a little more. There's about 5 foot between me and the car in front of me. This infuriated him altogether and he lay on the horn even more, waving his arms and looking like an ugly little dog trying to get out through the windscreen. So I drove slow down to the bottom of the street and he's so close to me he might as well strapped a saddle onto me and rode me. I stopped at a stop sign and gave way to the car on my left as it had right of way.
He was flat out with the horn by now, people sitting outside the coffee shop was staring, people on the street were staring.

My temper was up, so I jumped out of the car and i asked him "problem?!" He starts shouting at me in holla-ease to move the ****in car I was holding him up, what the **** was I at. God love him he was obviously so inbred he couldn't see my car wasnt the only car in front of him and I was in traffic and well if he was too thick to understand that he wasnt worth arguing with. So I just said "no thanks, I'm alright for carpet and Tarmac at the moment" and got back into the car, and crawled on another little bit before I had to make a right turn. When I turned off, he stopped the van to shout about out after me but I've no idea what he was saying.

I'm rattling with temper

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People more aggressive than me.

Was driving down Main Street minding my own business when this clown started sounding the horn at me. Wtf, I'm in a line of traffic I can't go any faster, trust me. I look in rear view mirror and he's so close to me I can't even see his reg. I stick my head out the window to see if its actually me he's sounding at and sure enough it is. A little scrote wearing a paddy cap and looked young enough to be still ****ting green. So, I slow down a little more. There's about 5 foot between me and the car in front of me. This infuriated him altogether and he lay on the horn even more, waving his arms and looking like an ugly little dog trying to get out through the windscreen. So I drove slow down to the bottom of the street and he's so close to me he might as well strapped a saddle onto me and rode me. I stopped at a stop sign and gave way to the car on my left as it had right of way.
He was flat out with the horn by now, people sitting outside the coffee shop was staring, people on the street were staring.

My temper was up, so I jumped out of the car and i asked him "problem?!" He starts shouting at me in holla-ease to move the ****in car I was holding him up, what the **** was I at. God love him he was obviously so inbred he couldn't see my car wasnt the only car in front of him and I was in traffic and well if he was too thick to understand that he wasnt worth arguing with. So I just said "no thanks, I'm alright for carpet and Tarmac at the moment" and got back into the car, and crawled on another little bit before I had to make a right turn. When I turned off, he stopped the van to shout about out after me but I've no idea what he was saying.

I'm rattling with temper

What total fcuking bell end with ears i hate them fukcers, you should of got out whipped out you're lad that is if you're a bloke? if not then done a retromingent job and pissed trough his window onto his lap while you were whistling dixie. its knobjockeys like that that make my piss boil !!!!

Oops69 wrote: »

I'm all in favour of walking , but what's with this arm swing high into the air in front , with a little puff of an exhalation , sorry but it is always women , can ye not go for a walk without making a production out of it , a walk is always accessorised with groups of girls ,walking sticks , luminous or shocking pink tops , leggings , visors etc . , etc .

Ok, I'm ready for the onslaught::p

Saw one woman today who looked like she was swimming with all the arm waving.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm in great humor all week, not one things got on my nerves in at least three days.


That in itself is annoying me, that I'm turning into one of those cheerful people I despise

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Inconsiderate housemates. They went out last night, 3 lads, and brought 7 (that I could see) girls back. Me being the very patient person I am, got up like the anti Christ, all guns blazing and threathening to kick them out, 2 of my housemates obviously thought I was in need of a hug (don't touch me when I'm mad) and told me they'd sort it. They didn't, but I took two more
Valium so I didn't hear them after that.

Until 7 o'clock, when they were moving from room to room calling out for each other. Until almost 8 o clock when one locked the other outside and she started banging on my window to get in. The **** really hit the fan then. I leapt out of bed, and she's all like whispering sorry I woke ya, see you now hun you're lucky if I don't punch your teeth out of your mouth. She's all apologies, and goes back inside. Give it 5 mins til she's screeching for her friend again. Then she's screeching for a lighter. The boys all have their doors locked now. So I got up, grabbed her bag and threw it outside, and then I'm like "you. Out." She's being all sorry again saying one of the lads are going to need to give her a lift home. Sorry babe, not my problem. Out!

So, currently she's sitting outside with the other one, throwing stones at my housemates window to get him up but I can still hear her, and I'm not happy.

She has 10 mins to vacate the area or ill be out after her with a stiletto.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People more aggressive than me.

Was driving down Main Street minding my own business when this clown started sounding the horn at me. Wtf, I'm in a line of traffic I can't go any faster, trust me. I look in rear view mirror and he's so close to me I can't even see his reg. I stick my head out the window to see if its actually me he's sounding at and sure enough it is. A little scrote wearing a paddy cap and looked young enough to be still ****ting green. So, I slow down a little more. There's about 5 foot between me and the car in front of me. This infuriated him altogether and he lay on the horn even more, waving his arms and looking like an ugly little dog trying to get out through the windscreen. So I drove slow down to the bottom of the street and he's so close to me he might as well strapped a saddle onto me and rode me. I stopped at a stop sign and gave way to the car on my left as it had right of way.
He was flat out with the horn by now, people sitting outside the coffee shop was staring, people on the street were staring.

My temper was up, so I jumped out of the car and i asked him "problem?!" He starts shouting at me in holla-ease to move the ****in car I was holding him up, what the **** was I at. God love him he was obviously so inbred he couldn't see my car wasnt the only car in front of him and I was in traffic and well if he was too thick to understand that he wasnt worth arguing with. So I just said "no thanks, I'm alright for carpet and Tarmac at the moment" and got back into the car, and crawled on another little bit before I had to make a right turn. When I turned off, he stopped the van to shout about out after me but I've no idea what he was saying.

I'm rattling with temper

Aww and you were so happy there for a minute! :pac:

Oops69 wrote: »

I'm all in favour of walking , but what's with this arm swing high into the air in front , with a little puff of an exhalation , sorry but it is always women , can ye not go for a walk without making a production out of it , a walk is always accessorised with groups of girls ,walking sticks , luminous or shocking pink tops , leggings , visors etc . , etc .

Ok, I'm ready for the onslaught::p

It's probably something to do with Operation Transformation anyway.

On a related note, it really irks me the way the media are constantly handing out vapid "advice" / writing articles and "tips" which tell older people to get fit and healthy by f__king walking! If they really want to be fit and healthy, they should be building up to something a lot more strenuous than fcuking walking, no matter what age they are! Such perpetuated drivel.

deise08 wrote: »

At a masquerade ball tonight! photographer took pictures off all the other girls and smiled at me

obviously his lens would totally crack if he pointed it in my direction.

Trivially annoyed but glass of wine in hand :-)

Call the bollix back and demand you're pic taken !!!!!

People attacking me when I try to climb into bed with them. Hold on now, let me explain myself! :pac:

So when I go home, I have to stay in my sisters room. I usually go to bed much later than her, so when I finally do go to bed, I try to creep in quietly to not wake her. Every single time she hears me, she has a complete freak out. She sits straight up in the bed likes she's possessed and starts screaming the house down and flailing her arms like a mad woman, half awake, half asleep. I have to turn on the light and explain that it's me. The last time this happened I got a right hook straight in the mouth, so I have been sleeping on the couch since.

More recently, I have been going to bed much later than OH because of badminton and college work. The last three times he has actually chased me out of the room. No word of a lie. A few nights ago, he started roaring and then scrambled towards me. I nearly killed meself half running/half falling down the stairs to get away from him. :pac: Thankfully he realised it was me and not some crazy mofo.
Last night, I threw my shoe in from a distance to wake him up. He started barking at me and then he started laughing and then he said he was sorry. Weirdest thing ever. I got into bed safely but when I asked him about it this morning, he could remember nothing......
My sister is the same, she never remembers her mid-night freakouts.

I'll just have to be less of ninja when getting into bed or more of a ninja? Does this happen to anyone else?