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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    ..."tippin along....." Short for making a packet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    pc7 wrote: »
    And the bags of tayto, good times.

    Or if you were in for something a bit more exotic.

    bacon%20fries.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Very little pubs have off licences.
    And Joe sez he knows that.

    Talking about misleading, most rural pubs I know of will sell off trade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A plug for the pub. To Arfur.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Or if you were in for something a bit more exotic.

    bacon%20fries.png

    I would murder a packet of them now:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Very little pubs have off licences.
    And Joe sez he knows that.

    Talking about misleading, most rural pubs I know of will sell off trade.

    was just thinking that myself.

    practically all the pubs i know have an offie attached ,and if they dont will sell take away from under the counter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    "I was born into the business Joe" .........visions of him being delivered onto a keg of guinness behind the taps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What happened to the guy on the roof in Dame St......?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭Albertofrog


    was just thinking that myself.

    practically all the pubs i know have an offie attached ,and if they dont will sell take away from under the counter.

    And charge full price for a take away...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hah; bet that cured them.
    And you can't even get a decent carry-out in Disney.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    here we go:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Ride keeps breaking down.

    "Shure, let's go for it!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Do you also have a mental malfunction caller for you and your wife to go on that ride given both your phobias ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    LOL ive been on the harry potter ride in orlando..its deadly and the spiders bit is scary business..

    Butter beer is nice aswell..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    I got stuck on a high rise ride 2o years ago on the 22nd floor.......I quite enjoyed it !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    All you wanna do is Roide around Sally, Roide Sally Roide


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    What happened to the guy on the roof in Dame St......?

    He started a new job as an amusement ride operator in Tramore last night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    she doesn't like chairs or stools so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    What kind of claustrophobic gobshíte takes his arachnaphobic wife on a ride that involves tight spaces and spiders?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Soooooooo.....why did you go on the ride?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Or if you were in for something a bit more exotic.

    bacon%20fries.png

    YUK.

    Although they are handy for lighting a fire if you run out of Zip firelighters.

    The amount of grease in them makes the pack combust like a McGlinchy petrol bomb!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Why would somebody with arachnaphobia go on a ride where there were spiders?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Spider baby...
    spiderbaby.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭NickD


    His wife was terrified of the fake spiders, on the ride that they selected to go on, that they knew there were fake spiders on. What is he looking for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    You couldn't make it up ,could you , joe is breaking his hole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Brilliant
    Exceptionally clever or talented:
    not to be confused with mind numbingly boring


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Prosthetic leg flying off. LOL!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Why would somebody with arachnaphobia go on a ride where there were spiders?

    some people would do anything for the Roide!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I wonder how much money got got in compo for the oul leg, such is his fascination with other peoples compo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    "He wouldn't have had a leg to stand on" - ZING!


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