Getting Dressed in Front of Window

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 02:41PM

So OP...breakfast at yours tomorrow then?:D

Buzz Killington the third · 26-06-2014 02:42PM

Barely There wrote: »

should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

Depends... Are you looking for an argument?

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 02:43PM

Barely There wrote: »

On a somewhat related note - should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

I haven't mentioned thus far, on the grounds that it would probably annoy her if she thought I was looking at some other girl get naked every morning.

In my defense, my desk faces the window in question and it's right in my line of vision - I don't even need to 'meercat', simply lift my eyes from my monitor.

Dear God man...where are your balls...do not mentioned this to the wife...she will just pass snide comments every day and take away what is probably the one true joy you have left in your life...

danniemcq · 26-06-2014 02:47PM

Barely There wrote: »

On a somewhat related note - should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

I haven't mentioned thus far, on the grounds that it would probably annoy her if she thought I was looking at some other girl get naked every morning.

In my defense, my desk faces the window in question and it's right in my line of vision - I don't even need to 'meercat', simply lift my eyes from my monitor.

Yes, for sure!

why would you hide this? its not like you are gonna act on it!

hoodwinked · 26-06-2014 02:49PM

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Depends... Are you looking for an argument?

now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 02:49PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Yes, for sure!

why would you hide this? its not like you are gonna act on it!

Don't listen to this...it speaks with a forked tongue...

26-06-2014 02:50PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!

It's a trap!

hoodwinked · 26-06-2014 02:51PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It's a trap!

i assure you it is not!

the man is only human, if he wasn't attracted to a hot naked female i'd be more worried!

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 02:53PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!

intriguing...please go on...:D

Cork boy 55 · 26-06-2014 02:54PM

She wants you, I saw this in a movie once, It had a happy ending.

Barely There · 26-06-2014 02:54PM

Wife: How was your day hun?

Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick accros the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.

No, that's not going to work.

Dyr · 26-06-2014 03:00PM

on my bus route there used to be a young wan living in a first floor bedsit who would be wandering around every morning in the jayes fluid with the curtains pulled back, oblivious to the double decker buses going past every 10 seconds...

there was almost a collective sigh of disappointment from the top deck on the mornings she failed to appear

hoodwinked · 26-06-2014 03:01PM

Barely There wrote: »

Wife: How was your day hun?

Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick across the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.

No, that's not going to work.

depends on the couple i guess, my husband does tell me things like that, but he knows me best i suppose!

op is your wife like me? or is she like the others here are claiming?

if she is like me, tell her away, if she isn't then don't, not worth the grief over something fun,

beyondbelief67 · 26-06-2014 03:02PM

I'd only tell her if your wanting to be questioned every day until retirement or have to look for another job

Generic Dreadhead · 26-06-2014 03:02PM

Barely There wrote: »

Wife: How was your day hun?

Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick accros the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.

Just make sure to make no eye contact and don't let your voice fail, ideally be buttoning up your shirt. Make it seem like the most natural thing in the world :pac::pac::pac:

Kev2Dee · 26-06-2014 03:03PM

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

She wants you, I saw this in a movie once, It had a happy ending.

godbless porn

26-06-2014 03:03PM

I was working on a site in northwood (no pun intended) years ago and the night security man was caught going up to the unfinished penthouse with binoculars spying on chicks!
The cops were called and he was sacked .......(again no pun intended)

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 03:03PM

Cormac... wrote: »

Just make sure to make no eye contact and don't let your voice fail, ideally be buttoning up your shirt. Make it seem like the most natural thing in the world :pac::pac::pac:

LMAO...yeah just sneak it in there as you browse though the post.

Custardpi · 26-06-2014 03:04PM

OP. I think you should do the decent thing & swap desks with one of your single colleagues. This bounty is clearly wasted on you.

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 03:04PM

beyondbelief67 wrote: »

I'd only tell her if your wanting to be questioned every day until retirement or have to look for another job

Amen to that.

hoodwinked · 26-06-2014 03:05PM

Cormac... wrote: »

Just make sure to make no eye contact and don't let your voice fail, ideally be buttoning up your shirt. Make it seem like the most natural thing in the world :pac::pac::pac:

ok am i in some kind of alternative reality here, but it IS the most natural thing in the world???

my husband loves looking at hot naked women. if i tried to stop him doing that it would be unnatural for him, as long as it's not impacting his ability to work what actual harm is it looking at a hot naked woman? ( on his part obviously leaving aside her privacy as i previously mentioned)

Custardpi wrote: »

OP. I think you should do the decent thing & swap desks with one of your single colleagues. This bounty is clearly wasted on you.

some would argue he needs it more than his single colleagues!

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 03:08PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

ok am i in some kind of alternative realityhere, but it IS the most natural thing in the world???

my husband loves looking at hot naked women. if i tried to stop him doing that it would be unnatural for him, as long as it's not impacting his ability to work what actual harm is it looking at a hot naked woman? ( on his part obviously leaving aside her privacy as i previously mentioned)

To be fair...there's looking at hot naked women and then there's looking at hot naked women in the flesh while getting paid for it.

In my world the latter is NOT the most natural thing in the world:D

Buzz Killington the third · 26-06-2014 03:10PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

if i tried to stop him doing that it would be unnatural for him, as long as it's not impacting his ability to work what actual harm is it looking at a hot naked woman?

True. I look at porn in work all the time! :pac:

Generic Dreadhead · 26-06-2014 03:11PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

ok am i in some kind of alternative reality here, but it IS the most natural thing in the world???

my husband loves looking at hot naked women. if i tried to stop him doing that it would be unnatural for him, as long as it's not impacting his ability to work what actual harm is it looking at a hot naked woman? ( on his part obviously leaving aside her privacy as i previously mentioned)

some would argue he needs it more than his single colleagues!

^ I'm not married yet, but I for one, am jealous of this marriage of yours :pac::pac::pac:

hoodwinked · 26-06-2014 03:12PM

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

True. I look at porn in work all the time! :pac:

if you can do it without getting caught or fired fair dues to you!

you have my respect!

Cormac... wrote: »

^ I'm not married yet, but I for one, am jealous of this marriage of yours :pac::pac::pac:

instead of being jealous you could just be pro-active and find a woman to marry who holds the same views on it as you and i and the men on here apparently do!

partyguinness · 26-06-2014 03:12PM

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

True. I look at porn in work all the time! :pac:

Hell I am at work now reading about people who watch porn at work...

A few moments ago one of our hot typists came with a paper for me to sign and I was struggling to keep a straight face while thinking about this thread...:o

Crap....I better get that paper back because I have no idea what I just signed......

eamonnq · 26-06-2014 03:13PM

http://www.argos.ie/static/Product/partNumber/1911741/Trail/searchtext%3EFUJI.htm

Post the pics to show us how good this is !!

GalwayGuy2 · 26-06-2014 03:14PM

How come all the exhibitionist/unaware men are always middle aged guys with a protruding belly and on obscenely swinging ball sack?

@Hoodwink

I like you

Generic Dreadhead · 26-06-2014 03:15PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

instead of being jealous you could just be pro-active and find a woman to marry who holds the same views on it as you and i and the men on here apparently do!

I'm engaged, happily, the boats passed on that, but I doubt she'd be please if i explained i was in the same situation as the OP :P

GalwayGuy2 · 26-06-2014 03:15PM

OP

Don't post pics. Don't ruin a good thing, get yourself on a list, and put someone's naked photo out there for the whole world to see.

Getting Dressed in Front of Window

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