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Getting Dressed in Front of Window

  • 26-06-2014 1:16pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    I work in a city centre office. I'm on the third floor and two sides of the office face onto apartment blocks.

    Every morning at around 8.30am, a girl in one of the apartment blocks opposite comes into one of the rooms wearing a towel.

    The towel gets discarded after a few moments and she proceeds to get dressed while moving about the room.

    There are curtains on the window, but these are left open and there are no blinds.

    She doesn't seem to be aware that me (and probably quite a few others) can see this every morning.

    Are people like this exhibitionists or just unaware?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,474 ✭✭✭vandriver


    At this stage I believe it is traditional to ask for photographic evidence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Better yet, a webcam link.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Slunk


    I reckon some like it. Place I used to work had apartments across the road. Every morning she would be getting dressed in the window with everyone standing outside our place smoking and bus stop people admiring. She had to be aware everyone could see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    She knows exactly what she is doing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    honestly i think it is the fact she is assuming other people won't be staring at her while she is getting dressed,


    our bedroom is on the ground floor and i would go into my bedroom and get dressed with a reasonable expectation of privacy,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Is she hot though?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Hard typing with one hand OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Is she hot though?

    Quite attractive, yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    I'm guessing sense of security. she is in an apartment so shes not expecting people to walk by and look in the window.

    She might look at your office and the way the sun shines or the film on your windows make it hard to see through. I can't see you so you can't see me kinda thing.

    I know i'll walk around the house naked before or after a shower or if i have to get something from downstairs when i'm in bed.

    I'm not an exhibitionist, i'm not doing it for the thrill i do it cause i'm lazy and don't really care and the chances of anyone seeing me are next to none.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    honestly i think it is the fact she is assuming other people won't be staring at her while she is getting dressed,


    our bedroom is on the ground floor and i would go into my bedroom and get dressed with a reasonable expectation of privacy,

    if the curtains are open and there is a direct line of sight between the room and another room/office/public road/field with cattle in it, I would be careful.

    its like seeing a dead crow on the road. I know i shouldnt look, but i cant help myself!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Invest in a pair of Binoculars


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I'm not an exhibitionist, i'm not doing it for the thrill i do it cause i'm lazy and don't really care and the chances of anyone seeing me are next to none.

    i like the breeze.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Any jobs ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Ignore the smutty comments by the children...:rolleyes:

    In all seriousness, is she hot?

    I take it by your silence..she isnt as it would be the first comment I would make...pictures or get the **** off..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    Is your employer one of those trendy , cool, hi-tech businesses that allows fap breaks?-if so, happy days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,222 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    She knows alright. Safe exhibitionism, she gets a little thrill from giving others a little thrill and that puts a spring in her step for the day. All good, dont ruin it with details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    every office has its meercats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    The continentals are much better at the disrobing thing than we are. Give them any excuse and they'll have their todgers or goothers out on display.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    btw, she will see this thread, realise whats happening and invest in some blackout curtains.

    as will a few others, just in case


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    folan wrote: »
    i like the breeze.

    "airing the balls"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    I was in a meeting only last week in our office building facing a hotel with floor to ceiling windows across a wide open space. The whole of one side of the table were very distracted by a young couple, totally naked, doing the do on the bed in full view of their window. Guess they had no idea how visible they were. Made more funny by the cleaning lady in the next window over whose orientation made it look like she was hoovering right beside them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭comongethappy


    Joe prim wrote: »
    Is your employer one of those trendy , cool, hi-tech businesses that allows fap breaks?-if so, happy days.

    Union mandated in the public service.
    If you don't partake, it gets added to your pay.

    True story*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Give them any excuse and they'll have their todgers or goothers out on display.

    Man I hate that word, It's just got such a gross sound to it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Ignore the smutty comments by the children...:rolleyes:

    In all seriousness, is she hot?

    I take it by your silence..she isnt as it would be the first comment I would make...pictures or get the **** off..

    She is 'hot' I guess.
    Very nice body.

    Disappointing and surprisingly conservative underwear choice most mornings - though that's only a minor criticism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    She is 'hot' I guess.
    Very nice body.

    Disappointing and surprisingly conservative underwear choice most mornings - though that's only a minor criticism.


    Teacher from the schticks then..:(

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Browse/ID72/33009583/c_1/1|category_root|Sports+and+leisure|33006346/c_2/2|33006346|Hobbies+and+crafts|33006502/c_3/3|cat_33006502|Binoculars|33009583.htm

    You're welcome...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Disappointing and surprisingly conservative underwear choice most mornings - though that's only a minor criticism.

    Well you've seen what's underneath so the choice of underwear shouldn't really matter :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Well you've seen what's underneath so the choice of underwear shouldn't really matter :D


    Ah come on...there has to be some intrigue left..


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Eason Moldy Vet


    I work in a city centre office. I'm on the third floor and two sides of the office face onto apartment blocks.

    Every morning at around 8.30am, a girl in one of the apartment blocks opposite comes into one of the rooms wearing a towel.

    The towel gets discarded after a few moments and she proceeds to get dressed while moving about the room.

    There are curtains on the window, but these are left open and there are no blinds.

    She doesn't seem to be aware that me (and probably quite a few others) can see this every morning.

    Are people like this exhibitionists or just unaware?

    I guess the latter...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Good for her


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    On a somewhat related note - should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

    I haven't mentioned thus far, on the grounds that it would probably annoy her if she thought I was looking at some other girl get naked every morning.

    In my defense, my desk faces the window in question and it's right in my line of vision - I don't even need to 'meercat', simply lift my eyes from my monitor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    So OP...breakfast at yours tomorrow then?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

    Depends... Are you looking for an argument?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    On a somewhat related note - should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

    I haven't mentioned thus far, on the grounds that it would probably annoy her if she thought I was looking at some other girl get naked every morning.

    In my defense, my desk faces the window in question and it's right in my line of vision - I don't even need to 'meercat', simply lift my eyes from my monitor.

    Dear God man...where are your balls...do not mentioned this to the wife...she will just pass snide comments every day and take away what is probably the one true joy you have left in your life...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    On a somewhat related note - should I mention this to my wife or just keep quiet?

    I haven't mentioned thus far, on the grounds that it would probably annoy her if she thought I was looking at some other girl get naked every morning.

    In my defense, my desk faces the window in question and it's right in my line of vision - I don't even need to 'meercat', simply lift my eyes from my monitor.

    Yes, for sure!

    why would you hide this? its not like you are gonna act on it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Depends... Are you looking for an argument?

    now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Yes, for sure!

    why would you hide this? its not like you are gonna act on it!


    Don't listen to this...it speaks with a forked tongue...


  • Posts: 650 [Deleted User]


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!

    It's a trap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    It's a trap!

    i assure you it is not! :D the man is only human, if he wasn't attracted to a hot naked female i'd be more worried!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    now thats not fair, if my husband told me he was getting a hot naked visual everyday i'd high five him and visit him in the office!


    intriguing...please go on...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    She wants you, I saw this in a movie once, It had a happy ending.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Wife: How was your day hun?

    Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick accros the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.



    No, that's not going to work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    on my bus route there used to be a young wan living in a first floor bedsit who would be wandering around every morning in the jayes fluid with the curtains pulled back, oblivious to the double decker buses going past every 10 seconds...

    there was almost a collective sigh of disappointment from the top deck on the mornings she failed to appear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Wife: How was your day hun?

    Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick across the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.



    No, that's not going to work.

    depends on the couple i guess, my husband does tell me things like that, but he knows me best i suppose! :)


    op is your wife like me? or is she like the others here are claiming?

    if she is like me, tell her away, if she isn't then don't, not worth the grief over something fun,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭beyondbelief67


    I'd only tell her if your wanting to be questioned every day until retirement or have to look for another job ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Wife: How was your day hun?

    Me: Pretty good, finally managed to issue that Fisher Report and the hot naked chick accros the way opted for that red lacy bra I really like.

    Just make sure to make no eye contact and don't let your voice fail, ideally be buttoning up your shirt. Make it seem like the most natural thing in the world :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Kev2Dee


    She wants you, I saw this in a movie once, It had a happy ending.

    godbless porn


  • Posts: 7,497 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was working on a site in northwood (no pun intended) years ago and the night security man was caught going up to the unfinished penthouse with binoculars spying on chicks!
    The cops were called and he was sacked .......(again no pun intended)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Just make sure to make no eye contact and don't let your voice fail, ideally be buttoning up your shirt. Make it seem like the most natural thing in the world :pac::pac::pac:


    LMAO...yeah just sneak it in there as you browse though the post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    OP. I think you should do the decent thing & swap desks with one of your single colleagues. This bounty is clearly wasted on you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I'd only tell her if your wanting to be questioned every day until retirement or have to look for another job ;)


    Amen to that.


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