Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Notes in OP,22/7

Timmyctc · 23-06-2014 12:59PM

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Good post. I said this a year or so ago and got a rollicking for it. Times have changed.

Don't be lying. Lies make baby Jesus cry.

adox · 23-06-2014 01:04PM

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Good post. I said this a year or so ago and got a rollicking for it. Times have changed.

Whats changed?

Someone agrees with you and you feel vindicated and need to point it out?

Maximus Alexander · 23-06-2014 01:08PM

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Good post. I said this a year or so ago and got a rollicking for it. Times have changed.

In a world where expressing an opinion that goes on to be expressed by someone else a year later makes you money, you'd have just made some money.

bucketybuck · 23-06-2014 01:23PM

thelad95 wrote: »

I think the role Fellaini played against Algeria is what should be his role in the future with us. Think about it, we are at home to Stoke and 0-1 behind, Fellaini comes on gets a headed goal from a long ball and then sets up another after controlling a long ball perfectly on his chest. Aside from being an awkward substitute, I can't see where else he will fit in under LVG.

£27 million.

thelad95 · 23-06-2014 01:25PM

bucketybuck wrote: »

£27 million.

I think even £23.5m would have been too much.

Vic Vinegar · 23-06-2014 01:40PM

This is highly amusing

Sport Witness ‏@Sport_Witness 14m

Dutch WC outfield players NOT linked with Manchester United since LVG: Verhaegh, Veltman, Kongolo, Fer, Wijnaldum, Lens, Kuyt and Huntelaar.

Meaning over 50% of the squad has been linked in some way by the media.

23-06-2014 01:45PM

Timmyctc wrote: »

All that group's matches are at 5pm. Hon the Pirlo though. If Italy go out can we break the bank for Pirlo? Raging we didn't go for him the summer Juve signed him.

That would have been the right time to get him.

Yes he's still class but @ 35 to break the back now???
Not so sure.

Timmyctc · 23-06-2014 02:00PM

M!Ck^ wrote: »

That would have been the right time to get him.

Yes he's still class but @ 35 to break the back now???
Not so sure.

We'd make our money back in a week. Just set up a subscription based video service where we just get to watch him walk around his house.

MagicIRL · 23-06-2014 02:02PM

Timmyctc wrote: »

We'd make our money back in a week. Just set up a subscription based video service where we just get to watch him walk around his house.

Pirlo doesn't walk. The ground moves beneath him. Every blade of grass on the field wants to be underneath Pirlo's boot. The same goes for his carpet at home.

Mitch Connor · 23-06-2014 02:11PM

Pirlo is an overrated workshy hipster with a crap beard.

Some balance needed to be brought.

Kylo Ren · 23-06-2014 02:13PM

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Pirlo is an overrated workshy hipster with a crap beard.

Some balance needed to be brought.

MagicIRL · 23-06-2014 02:15PM

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Pirlo is an overrated workshy hipster with a crap beard.

Some balance needed to be brought.

Pirlo can't hear you over the sound of being too Italian.

Timmyctc · 23-06-2014 02:15PM

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Pirlo is an overrated workshy hipster with a crap beard.

Some balance needed to be brought.

Silence the non believer!

Whatsisname · 23-06-2014 02:25PM

Just passed someone in town wearing the new kit, almost positive it's not out yet though? (Forgive me if it's been posted in the last few pages, haven't had the chance to read them)

Mikeyt086 · 23-06-2014 02:28PM

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Pirlo is an overrated workshy hipster with a crap beard.

Cantona's Collars · 23-06-2014 02:29PM

Whatsisname wrote: »

Just passed someone in town wearing the new kit, almost positive it's not out yet though? (Forgive me if it's been posted in the last few pages, haven't had the chance to read them)

Probably bought from China.

My new Real Madrid shirt with Ronaldo on the back arrived today,I ordered it a week before the official unveiling.

Lucas Hood · 23-06-2014 02:29PM

Whatsisname wrote: »

Just passed someone in town wearing the new kit, almost positive it's not out yet though? (Forgive me if it's been posted in the last few pages, haven't had the chance to read them)

Can get them from China.

Mr_Red · 23-06-2014 02:29PM

Have we signed anyone yet out linked with anyone outside the Dutch team?

Lucas Hood · 23-06-2014 02:31PM

Picture of Jesus and God.

redbaron_99 · 23-06-2014 02:33PM

Mr_Red wrote: »

Have we signed anyone yet out linked with anyone outside the Dutch team?

We don't do signings anymore. Instead we offer our worst players new contracts. :mad:

RichFTW · 23-06-2014 02:40PM

Whatsisname wrote: »

Just passed someone in town wearing the new kit, almost positive it's not out yet though? (Forgive me if it's been posted in the last few pages, haven't had the chance to read them)

What did it look like?

This:

or this?

I don't even what to contemplate it being the second one with the awful Chevrolet logo. First one isn't too bad. Or was it something else?

TheDoc · 23-06-2014 02:40PM

redbaron_99 wrote: »

We don't do signings anymore. Instead we offer our worst players new contracts. :mad:

Kew says relax

AY AY AY AY YAHHHHHHH

DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM

redbaron_99 · 23-06-2014 02:42PM

TheDoc wrote: »

Kew says relax

AY AY AY AY YAHHHHHHH

DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM

I'm relaxed for the moment. Later this week though I will be gathering up my toys and they will be fcuked out of the pram come July 1st.

Seriously, the squad is in tatters and still no move for any players. Very disconcerting.

The_Kew_Tour · 23-06-2014 02:47PM

Pirlo is the bomb!!!

Jesus christ how in Gods name can people not appreciate quality.

The_Kew_Tour · 23-06-2014 02:48PM

TheDoc wrote: »

Kew says relax

AY AY AY AY YAHHHHHHH

DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM

Im as relaxed as Pirlo taking a Peno against england

masti123 · 23-06-2014 02:50PM

so whats the new jersey like??

Timmyctc · 23-06-2014 02:52PM

masti123 wrote: »

so whats the new jersey like??

Long walks on the beach and being tumble dried..

Nah I jest. One of the two above apparently

Cantona's Collars · 23-06-2014 02:52PM

Once Holland are done with the WC,then things transfer wise should be sorted.It's worrying how Chelsea are just getting things done,Costa imo will thrive under Chelsea's style of play and after all the bull about Fabergas,they just went ahead,made a bid and signed him.We dicked about all last Summer and still couldn't seal the deal.This shouldn't happen this season as LVG won't be like "Dithering Dave" and will have this mythical list shoved up Woodwards arse if he fooks things up.

Julez · 23-06-2014 02:53PM

Any official word on who will make the new jersey?

I know the Nike contract is set to expire, I would presume that they still make this years jersey regardless, as its so late on at this stage.

KH25 · 23-06-2014 03:05PM

zerks wrote: »

Once Holland are done with the WC,then things transfer wise should be sorted.It's worrying how Chelsea are just getting things done,Costa imo will thrive under Chelsea's style of play and after all the bull about Fabergas,they just went ahead,made a bid and signed him.We dicked about all last Summer and still couldn't seal the deal.This shouldn't happen this season as LVG won't be like "Dithering Dave" and will have this mythical list shoved up Woodwards arse if he fooks things up.

Can easily see LVG leaving if Woodward does not bring in (or make a meaningful attempt to bring in) the players he wants.

Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Notes in OP,22/7

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