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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    I used to work with someone who used to say 'PARDON', in such a tone and manner that it sounded like the rudest word ever!

    Sounds like something you'd take a course of antibiotics for..Not tonight dear, my pardons are at me...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Sounds like something you'd take a course of antibiotics for..Not tonight dear, my pardons are at me...

    Haha, maybe I should have suggested it to her. She used to absolutely snarl it, there is no other way to describe it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who say "what do you do?" or "where do you work?" - it's not like its any great secret but it just annoys me as its such a cop out of a conversation maker. Unless someone works in a lab perfecting a new strain of ebola to kill mankind or shines spoons for a living I really dont care what they do, and I'm pretty sure they feel the same way about me.

    Also, fifteen kids waiting at the bus stop this morning. Could hardly believe my eyes as I approached. Buses are bad enough. Kids are bad enough. But now the world wants to mix the two, at 08:20 on a Monday?! Mother of all that's divine and holy, I can think of nothing worse! Although, at least none of them were wearing flight socks or carrying Nolans bags with them :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    My phone fell into a basin of water and now the audio doesn't work on it :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    My phone fell into a basin of water and now the audio doesn't work on it :mad:

    I dropped mine into the recycling bin yesterday. Luckily t'is only paper and suchlike so t'is clean. Don't know yet if t'is damaged though it seems to be okay.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who say "what do you do?" or "where do you work?" - it's not like its any great secret but it just annoys me as its such a cop out of a conversation maker. Unless someone works in a lab perfecting a new strain of ebola to kill mankind or shines spoons for a living I really dont care what they do, and I'm pretty sure they feel the same way about me.

    Same here. I've pulled someone up on this...'what does x work at', where it makes no difference to them anyway. It's as if they are deciding whether or not the person is worth knowing depending on whether they perfect new strains of Ebola or shine spoons. I've actually asked this same person politely, why do you ask that... Cue, confused face.
    I also lived beside someone, for quite some time, with whom I only ever exchanged 'hello', and the first time she got into conversation with me she asked where I worked. No big secret, none of her business either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    My phone fell into a basin of water and now the audio doesn't work on it :mad:


    Into a bowl of uncooked rice and put it in the airing cupboard for a few hours. That'll draw the moisture out of it. Dropped my phone more times in the bath than I'd care to remember, and the hair dryer method worked, but the rice method doesn't risk melting the contacts on the PCB.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Into a bowl of uncooked rice and put it in the airing cupboard for a few hours. That'll draw the moisture out of it. Dropped my phone more times in the bath than I'd care to remember, and the hair dryer method worked, but the rice method doesn't risk melting the contacts on the PCB.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Have you ever tried Optimist? It's a spray that you spray on closed eyelids and it's really refreshing. I swear by it.
    Even better is Clarymist, if you can get that one in particular.
    czechlin wrote: »
    First time I'm hearing about this, thank you fussyonion, will make a trip to the pharmacy over the next few days!

    Preparation H works wonders for eye irritation, also supposed to help with bags around the eyes..............so I am told;)
    old hippy wrote: »
    Nosy people.

    Who are you talking about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Preparation H works wonders for eye irritation, also supposed to help with bags around the eyes..............so I am told;)

    I needed drops for very irritated eyes but I'll remember this.
    My flatmate came home just after I posted here last night so she had to do the deed. We both were equally freaked out but it worked out. Guess that's what best friends are for, to put eyedrops in one's eyes :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Preparation H works wonders for eye irritation, also supposed to help with bags around the eyes..............so I am told;)


    Bloody hell, I was thinking "But Prep H is for bum blisters, who would be nuts enough to put a steroid cream anywhere near their eyes?". I should learn never to underestimate some people -


    http://www.thedermreview.com/preparation-h-under-eyes/


    The part that made me laugh was the shark liver oil, I'll bet it tastes nothing like the tablespoons of cod liver oil I'd say every Irish child was reared on! It did give you fabulous gruaig though! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    I rem reading about Prep H being good as an eye cream. Never tried it though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    I rem reading about Prep H being good as an eye cream. Never tried it though.

    Only if you have brown eyes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Only if you have brown eyes...


    Ew... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Only if you have brown eyes...

    Or a rusty sheriff's badge:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Or a rusty sheriff's badge:eek:

    Or a chocolate starfish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Or a chocolate starfish.

    The Khyber Pass! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    The Khyber Pass! :D

    A Japanese flag.............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Only realising now what Preparation H cream is.... eisenberg you devil, taking advantage of my youth and innocence! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    I rem reading about Prep H being good as an eye cream. Never tried it though.
    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Only if you have brown eyes...
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Ew... :pac:

    I have brown eyes, I hate you all :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Or a rusty sheriff's badge:eek:
    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Or a chocolate starfish.
    jimgoose wrote: »
    The Khyber Pass! :D
    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    A Japanese flag.............

    What kind of circle-jerk ass description oneupmanship have I stumbled upon?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    The clique that exists in this thread. (Oddly only this one)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I've got a nasty burst abcess on my left bum cheek. It took 2 tramadol to mostly subdue the pain, now I could happily go back to bed for a snooze but I've got an engineer calling sometime this afternoon. Got bugger all sleep with the abcess last night:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    Only realising now what Preparation H cream is.... eisenberg you devil, taking advantage of my youth and innocence! :mad:


    Well, we all get them in the end;)
    czechlin wrote: »
    I have brown eyes, I hate you all :(
    .

    Me too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    desultory wrote: »
    The clique that exists in this thread. (Oddly only this one)

    Ah have a kebab, you'll be grand. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Bloody hell, I was thinking "But Prep H is for bum blisters, who would be nuts enough to put a steroid cream anywhere near their eyes?". I should learn never to underestimate some people -


    http://www.thedermreview.com/preparation-h-under-eyes/


    The part that made me laugh was the shark liver oil, I'll bet it tastes nothing like the tablespoons of cod liver oil I'd say every Irish child was reared on! It did give you fabulous gruaig though! :D

    My mother only managed to force 1 spoon of that into me as a child, I promptly brought it back up on to the kitchen floor and that was the end of that. Somethings you just can't force yourself to swallow:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    People being jelly of the trivial clique.

    But aren't cliques meant to be all non-welcoming and sh*t? I don't know I think they're an alright bunch to be honest. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Ah have a kebab, you'll be grand. :cool:

    Not again jim!!!!!!! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Ah have a kebab, you'll be grand. :cool:

    What :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I've got a nasty burst abcess on my left bum cheek. It took 2 tramadol to mostly subdue the pain, now I could happily go back to bed for a snooze but I've got an engineer calling sometime this afternoon. Got bugger all sleep with the abcess last night:(

    Yikes. That sounds horrible. Sorry your post had to be in the middle of a load of bum jokes. :o


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