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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    As I recall, they were even more prone to leaving the stick to meet the ground. Ill stick to a calypo next time!


    Dammit joe you're after making my mouth water as I remember the orangey tang off a calypso, the lemon and lime ones weren't up to much though... but the girls from the local convent school had some... "interesting", ways of eating theirs! :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Sitting in the office, a mail blast comes around that there is an ice cream van outside with free motherf*cking ice cream for all.
    Get in line, get to the top, get the ice cream man to put on all the sauces he has (just 2), a flake, no sprikles available.

    Then the annoying part.....eat the f*cker as fast as possible before it melts all over me.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MAGlSvQ3akE/S_vc5IOgauI/AAAAAAAABIA/lIjC2pP15ho/s1600/ice1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Dammit joe you're after making my mouth water as I remember the orangey tang off a calypso, the lemon and lime ones weren't up to much though... but the girls from the local convent school had some... "interesting", ways of eating theirs! :pac:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-914653wj2-Y/T85VDnYYCfI/AAAAAAAAAY8/oPbTjz2pODQ/s1600/old+list.jpg

    Couldnt resist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Sitting in the office, a mail blast comes around that there is an ice cream van outside with free motherf*cking ice cream for all.
    Get in line, get to the top, get the ice cream man to put on all the sauces he has (just 2), a flake, no sprikles available.

    Then the annoying part.....eat the f*cker as fast as possible before it melts all over me.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MAGlSvQ3akE/S_vc5IOgauI/AAAAAAAABIA/lIjC2pP15ho/s1600/ice1.jpg

    Well Bap, that wouldn't happen with the cake! I was awaiting the details of where should I ship it. Needless to say, it's a little too late now!:pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    czechlin wrote: »
    Well Bap, that wouldn't happen with the cake! I was awaiting the details of where should I ship it. Needless to say, it's a little too late now!:pac:

    Ah b*llox.

    What type of cake did I pass up on? A Flan?, Sponge? Gatteaux?


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  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Crosby Swift Hawk


    gotta get a gateaux cake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    beakerjoe wrote: »


    Ooooh... I blame sunstroke! :o :pac:


    Meanwhile, I nearly HAD a stroke when I saw this:

    4DQuEh.jpg


    I mean, it takes a special sort of entitled arse hole to think it's ok to chain their bicycle to a pedestrian crossing pole!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Some old blind dear will defo break a hip encountering that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    bluewolf wrote: »
    gotta get a gateaux cake


    I have a pain in me bolleaux with all this cake talk:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I have a pain in me bolleaux with all this cake talk:D


    Ive a pain in my stomach.... a hunger pain!....


    Ill see myself out!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    the massive queues because of everyone getting ice cream in the shops :(


    it's making me have to wait ages to get MY ice cream :o


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    Ive a pain in my stomach.... a hunger pain!....


    Ill see myself out!

    I moussen't respond to this with a pun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    I want another ice-cream. I feel I didn't get the full taste experience because part of it fell on my shirt.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I want another ice-cream. I feel I didn't get the full taste experience because part of it fell on my shirt.
    Have you considered sucking the stain on your shirt at this point?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Ah b*llox.

    What type of cake did I pass up on? A Flan?, Sponge? Gatteaux?

    Very soft apple-rhubarb sponge cake. With a bit of cinnamon and cocoa in it. Don't knock it until you try it! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Have you considered sucking the stain on your shirt at this point?

    I would but others are watching. I have licked my fingers clean to the point that I am missing some skin on the fingers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    My Tangle Twister fell off the stick after about 20 seconds.... :(

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Shorts, I like to see ladies in shorts, short shorts even. But when one arse cheek is hanging out, its not very nice.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    czechlin wrote: »
    Very soft apple-rhubarb sponge cake. With a bit of cinnamon and cocoa in it. Don't knock it until you try it! :D

    Sounds good apart from the rhubarb. Why would you ruin a good cake with donkey food.

    An annoyance of mine is that my daughter is allergic to cinnamon. Her lips are already quite large, but as soon as cinnamon touches them, they swell up. It's hilarious looking, but the downside is that we have to not use cinnamon is anything at home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Sounds good apart from the rhubarb. Why would you ruin a good cake with donkey food.

    You sound just like my flatmate. Up until two weeks ago.
    "I hate rhubarb. What is the purpose of that. Is it a fruit or a veg. It's gross!"
    "Eh dear, what do you think you're eating?"
    "Cake."
    "Yeah and what do you think is in it?"
    ":eek: you tricked me, you b1tch!"

    I did indeed. And guess who ate 90% of the cake? :D
    An annoyance of mine is that my daughter is allergic to cinnamon. Her lips are already quite large, but as soon as cinnamon touches them, they swell up. It's hilarious looking, but the downside is that we have to not use cinnamon is anything at home.

    Aww, I'd hate that. I love cinnamon.

    My other trivial annoyance is my friends are requesting the same cakes all over again. I can't even stomach the idea of the double chocolate cake any more. Fruit tarts and the likes shall be my revenge!:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Sounds good apart from the rhubarb. Why would you ruin a good cake with donkey food.

    An annoyance of mine is that my daughter is allergic to cinnamon. Her lips are already quite large, but as soon as cinnamon touches them, they swell up. It's hilarious looking, but the downside is that we have to not use cinnamon is anything at home.


    :D Sorry Boom, I couldn't help but laugh as I pictured your daughter doing the cinnamon challenge -





    Also, I hate when I'm grown up and a can of coke is tiny in my hand and then I see a child with a can of coke and he's barely able to hold it in one hand! :(


    I'd laugh if he dropped it, because I'm very mature like that :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I've developed an addiction to the nuts and caramel ice creams. I was getting the 3 packs of them and the crunchy ones with popping candy. Got the crunchy ones for my husband but didn't buy any for myself, I can't be trusted with them:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Shorts, I like to see ladies in shorts, short shorts even. But when one arse cheek is hanging out, its not very nice.

    Oh those mini shorts.
    I don't like the look of them myself and don't posses any either but I have to say I was very surprised by how many of my male friends mentioned their dislike of those shorts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Shorts, I like to see ladies in shorts, short shorts even. But when one arse cheek is hanging out, its not very nice.

    Who likes short shorts?

    Not Eisenberg!

    I'ma be out in my short shorts as payback for wearing sandals with socks. :pac:

    Just kidding, I don't think I could inflict that on anyone. :o:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    My Tangle Twister fell off the stick after about 20 seconds.... :(

    It's not something to be embarrassed about, it happens to a lot of men.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    It's not something to be embarrassed about, it happens to a lot of men.

    Oh well-hoofed, chief. Your place must be quite intriguing with all these euphemisms! :pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Sounds good apart from the rhubarb. Why would you ruin a good cake with donkey food.

    An annoyance of mine is that my daughter is allergic to cinnamon. Her lips are already quite large, but as soon as cinnamon touches them, they swell up. It's hilarious looking, but the downside is that we have to not use cinnamon is anything at home.


    At least when she's older she wont have to spend money on those plumping products that a lot of women use, she can just blot on some cinnamon :) Those prods sting the bejaysis out out of your lips anyway! (yes guys the things we go through!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    Oh those mini shorts.
    I don't like the look of them myself and don't posses any either but I have to say I was very surprised by how many of my male friends mentioned their dislike of those shorts.

    Yes its called taste................speaking of which, PM the recipe for the apple/rhubarb/cinnamon cake please:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    czechlin wrote: »
    Oh those mini shorts.
    I don't like the look of them myself and don't posses any either but I have to say I was very surprised by how many of my male friends mentioned their dislike of those shorts.

    I think a lot of it boils down to the difference between, for example, this lady:

    Lady in shorts, exhibit 'A'

    ...and, once again for example, this lady:

    Lady in shorts, exhibit 'B'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I think a lot of it boils down to the difference between, for example, this lady:

    Lady in shorts, exhibit 'A'

    ...and, once again for example, this lady:

    Lady in shorts, exhibit 'B'

    I don't like either...

    I don't want to see your ass cheeks unless I'ma tap that.


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