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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #7682
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    People moaning about 'the heat ' after 2 days of sunshine !!!, feck off to Transylvania and moan over there you vampires!


  • #7683
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    My downstairs neighbours' frequent smoking on their balcony - the smoke drifts up and goes into both my bedroom AND living room if I leave the windows open, which I do in the current warm weather. I'm always hopping up to close the windows if I hear their balcony door opening. But sure what can ya do. The joys of apartment living.[/QUOTE

    You do know your neighbour thinks your a Pervy peeping tom now if your jumping up every minute he goes out for a fag , I used to have a neighbour like that when I smoked , the minute I went out , I'd hear a door or window shut , hilarious !:D


  • #7684
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    You do know your neighbour thinks your a Pervy peeping tom now if your jumping up every minute he goes out for a fag , I used to have a neighbour like that when I smoked , the minute I went out , I'd hear a door or window shut , hilarious !:D

    ...and you never once thought that maybe your neighbour just didn't want the smell of your second-hand smoke in their apartment?? :D


  • #7685
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Oops69 wrote: »
    People moaning about 'the heat ' after 2 days of sunshine !!!, feck off to Transylvania and moan over there you vampires!
    No, how very dare you complain about our complaining, it was 20 degrees in our bedroom last night:P:D


  • #7686
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Selfish behaviour. Now in this humidity we like to leave the bedroom windows open at night. But 2 doors down decided to have a session last night and woke us at 1am falling down drunk in the back garden. FFS, it's a week night and other people have to get up and go to work today. I could have gone down and bitch slapped the giggly little bitch.

    Daddy dearest spent a small fortune revamping the house for his little princess, must be nice to have someone throwing money at you. He ripped the place apart for at least 6 months last year, drove us all nuts with the noise:mad:


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  • #7687
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Ah I had the same problem last thursday, our bedroom was like a sauna and the neighbours had a party. It was like living next door to Father Fintan Stack from Father Ted, awful music being played and one of the guest had an annoyingly weird laugh.

    I guess they had their fun, thats all that matters! :mad:


  • #7688
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,823 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    The fact I fancied two boiled eggs for my breakfast but there's only one left.

    Trying to catch one of those irritating little midges that you can't catch.

    Trying to shoo bluebottles out of the house but they hide in the dark parts of the room. I can see you?
    Why do they come IN to the house when they spend so long trying to get out?!


  • #7689
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Oops69 wrote: »
    People moaning about 'the heat ' after 2 days of sunshine !!!, feck off to Transylvania and moan over there you vampires!

    Temperatures in Transylvania can reach 40 degrees in summer.


  • #7690
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Temperatures in Transylvania can reach 40 degrees in summer.

    Aye, 'twould be typically continental like Germany et al - clearly-defined seasons with cold, snowy Winters and warm, sunny Summers. Not like here where the seasons sort of blend into the one mish-mash like a half-knackered old Ford slushbox! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #7691
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Coloured novelty afro wigs.

    These have to be the most unfunny, annoying and stupid looking pieces of attire and I'm seeing far too many of them these days what with the world cup and all.


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  • #7692
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Oops69 wrote: »
    People moaning about 'the heat ' after 2 days of sunshine !!!, feck off to Transylvania and moan over there you vampires!

    I'm not the greatest fan of the heat, I have exactly the wrong complexion for it and turn into Mr. Hiroshima after about an hour out in it uncovered. It doesn't really bother me that much unless I need to do some physical outdoor work, which is a fair bit come to think of it. Ah well - most of the time I go from an air-conditioned gentlemen's-club-on-wheels to an air-conditioned office building, so that's not so bad. Bitches be chillin'. :cool:


  • #7693
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    My ice cream spilled on my shirt.


  • #7694
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »
    My ice cream spilled on my shirt.

    Oooh, I hate that! But I love 99s! Eat .50-cal lead funeral, bassid vendors of wobbly unstable ice-cream treats!! :mad:


  • #7695
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Oooh, I hate that! But I love 99s! Eat .50-cal lead funeral, bassid vendors of wobbly unstable ice-cream treats!! :mad:

    lol. I hope no one notices in the office. I was ahem posting some letters.


  • #7696
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I hate clothes shopping for my weird body. I decided to try on some cargo shorts and cargo pants in Dunnes this morning and they didn't fit properly, even going a size bigger:( I found a pair of sandals there that I actually didn't hate and of course they didn't have my size but I managed to order them online from them, in a different colour than I wanted because of course they had the size but not the colour online.

    I'm listening to my dickhead neighbour randomly drilling holes outdoors and trying to motivate myself to go prep the kitchen walls for painting at the weekend. I've never known a more odd man than that neighbour. He actually goes out and trims the verge of the public green area outside his house with a shovel, as if it were his lawn, just the exact length of his front wall, why in the name of Jesus, why:confused:


  • #7697
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Oooh, I hate that! But I love 99s! Eat .50-cal lead funeral, bassid vendors of wobbly unstable ice-cream treats!! :mad:

    I have no idea what the bit in bold means, but I DO love an auld 99! :D Especially with a bit of strawberry syrup drizzled over it.


  • #7698
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Did someone say Marty Whelan? Marty feckin' Whelan? Marty ruin my morning listening to Lyric b@stard feckin' egit Whelan?

    I don't like Marty Whelan or hadn't you guessed?


  • #7699
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    You know when you read certain book, in your angst ridden early/late teens, and you think its really deep and meaningful, and how its going to change your life, and you can really identify with the characters in it. And then, some ( lots maybe) years later, you decide to read this "masterpiece" again....................and you think to yourself ...WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET CHRIST ON A HONDA FIFTY WAS I THINKING.............ITS COMPLETE AND UTTER COCK!!


  • #7700
    dub_skav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You know when you read certain book, in your angst ridden early/late teens, and you think its really deep and meaningful, and how its going to change your life, and you can really identify with the characters in it. And then, some ( lots maybe) years later, you decide to read this "masterpiece" again....................and you think to yourself ...WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET CHRIST ON A HONDA FIFTY WAS I THINKING.............ITS COMPLETE AND UTTER COCK!!

    Just got around to reading Mein Kampf again did you?


  • #7701
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    15 minutes waiting for a p*xy bus this morning, then three came along at the same time :(


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  • #7702
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    I have no idea what the bit in bold means, but I DO love an auld 99! :D Especially with a bit of strawberry syrup drizzled over it.



  • #7703
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I thought you were saying there was only 50 calories in a 99:pac:


  • #7704
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    ...you think to yourself ...WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET CHRIST ON A HONDA FIFTY WAS I THINKING.............ITS COMPLETE AND UTTER COCK!!

    I get that a lot, but usually pertaining to documentation I wrote myself some years back! :pac:


  • #7705
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    Did someone say Marty Whelan? Marty feckin' Whelan? Marty ruin my morning listening to Lyric b@stard feckin' egit Whelan?

    I don't like Marty Whelan or hadn't you guessed?

    I did.

    Problem? :cool:

    Marty Whelan is the bomb.


  • #7706
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    The morning horn, especially when you're dying to go for a piss


  • #7707
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    The morning horn, especially when you're dying to go for a piss


    Your's? or belonging to someone else?:D


  • #7708
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Your's? or belonging to someone else?:D

    Mine ofc :pac:


  • #7709
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    My Tangle Twister fell off the stick after about 20 seconds.... :(


  • #7710
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    My Tangle Twister fell off the stick after about 20 seconds.... :(


    That wouldn't happen with a freaky foot! :p


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  • #7711
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    That wouldn't happen with a freaky foot! :p


    As I recall, they were even more prone to leaving the stick to meet the ground. Ill stick to a calypo next time!


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