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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #1292
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    I see "Sasha" off Natasha. :o

    Never heard Natasha being called Sasha. Alexander and Alexandra on the other hand yes, they've always been called Sasha. Unless they insisted otherwise.


  • #1293
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Nasa

    Why? Why would you do that to a little girl!?


  • #1294
    noel farrell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 289 ✭✭noel farrell


    A little girl in my locality ,skylar


  • #1295
    R1_Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭R1_Pete


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    Orlando Oreilly... In Lidl in Blanch.
    "Orlando Oreilly put them bleedin sweets back or ill kill you!!"

    Nice


  • #1296
    wolfpawnat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    czechlin wrote: »
    Nasa

    Why? Why would you do that to a little girl!?

    Neasa (pronounced the same as NASA) is an Irish name. She was the mother of a great king of Ulster, originally called Assa, but altered in use. Around a lot longer than a space group.


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  • #1297
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    wolfpawnat wrote: »
    Neasa (pronounced the same as NASA) is an Irish name. She was the mother of a great king of Ulster, originally called Assa, but altered in use. Around a lot longer than a space group.

    Apologies for the misspelling and thank you for the back up story.
    I still don't like the name though. The same goes for Fionnuala (no offence to any ladies carrying the name). I used to live beside a family that had the cutest little girl and the name just didn't suit her at all.


  • #1298
    nc19
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    Dermighty wrote: »
    Aloysius

    Dorsnt really matter how its spelt

    its a fůcking stupid name


  • #1299
    kikidelvin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭kikidelvin


    George .Ringo.


  • #1300
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    There are some gems here alright, but Aeneus still wins .......


  • #1301
    jake66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭jake66


    I know three siblings named Athol, Carlos and Arlette.
    Life must have been tough in Bally-go-Backwards, Co.Tipperary in the 1970s.
    (I presume they were all difficult births for a mother to inflict such brutal names)...


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  • #1302
    miss no stars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    czechlin wrote: »
    Never heard Natasha being called Sasha. Alexander and Alexandra on the other hand yes, they've always been called Sasha. Unless they insisted otherwise.

    Isn't Natasha a pet name in itself for Natalya?


  • #1303
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    There are some gems here alright, but Aeneus still wins .......

    I have to agree..lady Gaga is still baffling me though:pac:


  • #1304
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Saw a name on the work email distribution list, lads first name was "Godknows"...was in Asia. I think they have more Asian names which they don't use in work, but pick Anglicised names for their call centre roles.

    "Hello, Godknows here, how can I help you...."


  • #1305
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    kylith wrote: »
    Thomasina. How could you do that to your newborn daughter?

    By Hating her.


  • #1306
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    in fairness, how many people checked this tread to see if their name or their kids name came up?


  • #1307
    random_guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭random_guy


    czechlin wrote: »
    Never heard Natasha being called Sasha. Alexander and Alexandra on the other hand yes, they've always been called Sasha. Unless they insisted otherwise.

    I know a Russian guy called Alexander.
    Girls call him Sasha, guys call him Sanya. It's the norm apparently.


  • #1308
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    in fairness, how many people checked this tread to see if their name or their kids name came up?

    Yep mine has been mentioned:pac:


  • #1309
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Rudiger


  • #1310
    Emilio Yellow Headboard
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Emilio Yellow Headboard


    random_guy wrote: »
    I know a Russian guy called Alexander.
    Girls call him Sasha, guys call him Sanya. It's the norm apparently.

    sashka :D:D


  • #1311
    DavyD_83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    There are some gems here alright, but Aeneus still wins .......

    looking through baby name book recently we found Anal listed as a girls name :)


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  • #1312
    dodzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,458 ✭✭✭✭dodzy


    DavyD_83 wrote: »
    looking through baby name book recently we found Anal listed as a girls name :)

    She's gonna be popular.


    Probably mentioned already, but "Ocean". Girl. Addressed by mammy in typical howiya style. Class.


  • #1313
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    DavyD_83 wrote: »
    looking through baby name book recently we found Anal listed as a girls name :)

    Imagine if she married Aeneus:eek::D


  • #1314
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    Neveah (heaven backwards) :confused:


  • #1315
    nibtrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    Fiolina wrote: »
    Neveah (heaven backwards) :confused:

    That's Haeven?


  • #1316
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    nibtrix wrote: »
    That's Haeven?

    Oh yeah! My mistake. :o

    Still a stupid name.


  • #1317
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Fiolina wrote: »
    Neveah (heaven backwards) :confused:

    I prefer Lleh.


  • #1318
    eyescreamcone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    I met a girl called Mana

    As in mana from heaven 


  • #1319
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    I was on the Luas yesterday and 2 girls were discussing baby names.
    One of them said if it was a boy she liked the name Fallatio because it was very Italian sounding :eek::eek::eek:


  • #1320
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    dilallio wrote: »
    I was on the Luas yesterday and 2 girls were discussing baby names.
    One of them said if it was a boy she liked the name Fallatio because it was very Italian sounding :eek::eek::eek:
    That would be some mouthful, alright.


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  • #1321
    Crimson King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Crimson King


    Knew an Italian girl called Nirvana, and she was born ten years before the band became famous.


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