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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #7592
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    *childhood memories of making dung cakes from cow pats, using a wheelbarrow for a mixing bowl*

    Is it OK if I refer to your as Poop Fingers from now on? :pac:
    czechlin wrote: »
    I think my flatmates are caked out (achievement unlocked!) at the moment and there are not many people in the office this week either so I'm not sure who's gonna eat it! :o

    I will happily give you my address and pay for postage for some cake......I would even go as far as abusing my powers in work and getting a courier pickup arranged. Cake cake cake give me caaakkkkkeeee.


  • #7593
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    You could leave the dough outside in this heat and they'll bake on their own!

    Ah jaysus here we go, even you Czarcasm!? :eek:

    Gotta love the Irish... 18°C, the heat! The feckin heat, burn baby burn!!!!
    Ya sissies... :P

    *said the pale one who's been accused of not being human on a few occasions...*


  • #7594
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I will happily give you my address and pay for postage for some cake......I would even go as far as abusing my powers in work and getting a courier pickup arranged. Cake cake cake give me caaakkkkkeeee.

    I always find people's response to cake quite amusing. I swear if I said I walk around the house naked (I don't) nobody would bat an eyelid. The second I say 'cake' it's all questions "Did you say cake? Where is the cake? What cake is it? Will there be icing on it? Cake!? Cake!?!?!?? Caaaakeeee!!!!" :eek:

    Which is great. I like to bake them but I'm not a big cake eater :)


  • #7595
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I won't be doing the gate today, I cleaned the bathroom and my hands were killing me after the painting yesterday:( I don't know what got into me yesterday. I had a sudden burst of enthusiasm and motivation. I went shopping and did a lot of paint work as well as roasting a chicken and making homemade potato salad. It's not like me at all:confused::D


  • #7596
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • #7597
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    I can take today off but I need to clean the kitchen walls tomorrow and prep them for painting on Fri/Saturday. Gotta take someone elses cat to the vet on Thursday, not optimistic about that and get more blood tests done on myself on Thursday morning.


  • #7598
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    czechlin wrote: »
    I always find people's response to cake quite amusing. I swear if I said I walk around the house naked (I don't) nobody would bat an eyelid. The second I say 'cake' it's all questions "Did you say cake? Where is the cake? What cake is it? Will there be icing on it? Cake!? Cake!?!?!?? Caaaakeeee!!!!" :eek:

    Which is great. I like to bake them but I'm not a big cake eater :)

    You could walk around naked with the cake :D

    I sometimes greet the OH with an ice cold beer, home made dinner and wearing no more than 2 square inches of material. I love seeing the conflict - which one first?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


  • #7599
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Did she just say she walks around the house naked?


  • #7600
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Working on a sunny day like today :(


  • #7601
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    Working on a sunny day like today :(

    I hear you. :( :mad:


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  • #7602
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I hear you. :( :mad:

    "Glorious out there now isn't it?" - thump.


  • #7603
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    You could walk around naked with the cake :D

    I sometimes greet the OH with an ice cold beer, home made dinner and wearing no more than 2 square inches of material. I love seeing the conflict - which one first?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    Mmmmmm beer AND cake, mmmmmmm.:D


  • #7604
    Dramatik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    "Glorious out there now isn't it?" - thump.

    I've had probably 15+ people say that to me today :mad:


  • #7605
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Pumpkinseeds

    I can do better. Saturday night I was laying on the bed reading. I felt a slight movement on my boobs and thought it might be a stray hair, when I looked down there was one of those huge scrawny gangly spiders walking across my chest We keep a pint glass upstairs for spider related incidents so it was put safely out the window to go on it's merry way.


    I. Would. Die.
    czechlin

    Me too I screamed inside myself when I read that :eek:


  • #7606
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Dramatik wrote: »
    I've had probably 15+ people say that to me today :mad:

    Infuriating. It's sunny, we get that but it's not glorious. Glorious would be if there was a large waterfall crashing down and a full rainbow and a cool breeze and Gabriel with a choir of angels and unicorns....I look out there and I see sweaty, hairy armpits, flesh that is not used to being exposed to the sun, gasping aul wans gripping Boyers bags with sweaty hands and scumbags walking around with no t-shirts on, spending their dole on a p1ssed up day at the beach. Glorious indeed!


  • #7607
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I won't be doing the gate today, I cleaned the bathroom and my hands were killing me after the painting yesterday:( I don't know what got into me yesterday. I had a sudden burst of enthusiasm and motivation. I went shopping and did a lot of paint work as well as roasting a chicken and making homemade potato salad. It's not like me at all:confused::D

    Warning Warning, you are in danger of turning into Martha Stewart. Stop all that now!!

    ;):p

    I hate her, because I can never be her :(:D


  • #7608
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Infuriating. It's sunny, we get that but it's not glorious. Glorious would be if there was a large waterfall crashing down and a full rainbow and a cool breeze and Gabriel with a choir of angels and unicorns....I look out there and I see sweaty, hairy armpits, flesh that is not used to being exposed to the sun, gasping aul wans gripping Boyers bags with sweaty hands and scumbags walking around with not t-shirts on, spending their dole on a p1ssed up day at the beach. Glorious indeed!

    Pigeon chested young fellas.
    Office co-workers wearing flip flops and capri pants, a visual and auditory feast *Gak*
    Flabby oul lads with moobs

    The lads with anything worth looking at are covered up!


  • #7609
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Pigeon chested young fellas.
    Office co-workers wearing flip flops and capri pants, a visual and auditory feast *Gak*
    Flabby oul lads with moobs

    The lads with anything worth looking at are covered up!


    The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

    As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course! :D


  • #7610
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

    As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course! :D

    I'm the same, except I go to very, very dark................red.

    Normally I am quite sensible in the sun, cos I am that Irish shade of bluey white. So its hats and factor 97. But I got caught on Sunday, exposed for about an hour and now look like I ate a very angry four kilo tomato.


  • #7611
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The way everything on J*mbletown is always always always gone! Fifty f*ckers vying for compost...Greedy b*stards! I'm sometimes tempted to post an ad for free plastic spoons with the ends gone off them to see who shouts "me me me!!!" :(


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  • #7612
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Czarcasm wrote: »

    I swear, next person that says "sorrray", "sorry", or any variation thereof, they're due a smack! I can't hack people apologizing for nothing, and then when the shìt really hits the fan they're the first people will come out with "well it wasn't MY fault", "nobody died", etc.

    I hope you don't bump into any Canadians then. :P


  • #7613
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

    As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course! :D

    Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:


  • #7614
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • #7615
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:

    Vile, vile things.


  • #7616
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Vile, vile things.

    Oh Christ-on-a-bike yes. Mrs. Goose and I were in a shoe shop the other day and she wanted me to get a pair of them, "for the Summer like". "Yes dear" says I, and promptly bought a pair of DuBarry deck-shoes. Loves the Dubes I does, roysh! :D


  • #7617
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:

    The worst thing of all is men going round in socks and sandals!!! :eek:

    Bai's what are ye like? I used to see them all the time at it when we went on sun holidays when I was little. You'd spot the Irish/British men a mile away.

    Lose the socks. :cool:


  • #7618
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Oh Christ-on-a-bike yes. Mrs. Goose and I were in a shoe shop the other day and she wanted me to get a pair of them, "for the Summer like". "Yes dear" says I, and promptly bought a pair of DuBarry deck-shoes. Loves the Dubes I does, roysh! :D

    Nobody over the age of ten should put them near their feet. I was in Poland last year and saw a shop selling nothing but them! I nearly gawked up my kabanosi!


  • #7619
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    And just before I finish my mini-rant on inappropriately appropriate Summer attire: Youngfellas on motorbikes. Yes, you. I see you. With your short pants and running shoes and young wans riding pillion with little tank-tops and hot-pants on them. Do you know that if you come off the furkan thing the two a' ye will resemble a packet of minced striploin I got the other evening? Wise up, ta furk.


  • #7620
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    maguic24 wrote: »
    The worst thing of all is men going round in socks and sandals!!! :eek:

    Bai's what are ye like? I used to see them all the time at it when we went on sun holidays when I was little. You'd spot the Irish/British men a mile away.

    Lose the socks. :cool:

    Socks or no socks, I will not wear sandals while breath and beer flow in my body! :D


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  • #7621
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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