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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Frigga_92

Hope it's okay to start the new thread (not sure if mods have to do it).

I posted this right at the end of the last thread so just carrying it over as it has me driven demented.

I have a question on this subject.

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(my first thread on boards :cool: )

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Boom_Bap

Czarcasm wrote: »

*childhood memories of making dung cakes from cow pats, using a wheelbarrow for a mixing bowl*

Is it OK if I refer to your as Poop Fingers from now on? :pac:

czechlin wrote: »

I think my flatmates are caked out (achievement unlocked!) at the moment and there are not many people in the office this week either so I'm not sure who's gonna eat it!

I will happily give you my address and pay for postage for some cake......I would even go as far as abusing my powers in work and getting a courier pickup arranged. Cake cake cake give me caaakkkkkeeee.

czechlin

Czarcasm wrote: »

You could leave the dough outside in this heat and they'll bake on their own!

Ah jaysus here we go, even you Czarcasm!? :eek:

Gotta love the Irish... 18°C, the heat! The feckin heat, burn baby burn!!!!
Ya sissies... :P

*said the pale one who's been accused of not being human on a few occasions...*

czechlin

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I will happily give you my address and pay for postage for some cake......I would even go as far as abusing my powers in work and getting a courier pickup arranged. Cake cake cake give me caaakkkkkeeee.

I always find people's response to cake quite amusing. I swear if I said I walk around the house naked (I don't) nobody would bat an eyelid. The second I say 'cake' it's all questions "Did you say cake? Where is the cake? What cake is it? Will there be icing on it? Cake!? Cake!?!?!?? Caaaakeeee!!!!" :eek:

Which is great. I like to bake them but I'm not a big cake eater

Pumpkinseeds

I won't be doing the gate today, I cleaned the bathroom and my hands were killing me after the painting yesterday:( I don't know what got into me yesterday. I had a sudden burst of enthusiasm and motivation. I went shopping and did a lot of paint work as well as roasting a chicken and making homemade potato salad. It's not like me at all

Fred Swanson

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Pumpkinseeds

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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I can take today off but I need to clean the kitchen walls tomorrow and prep them for painting on Fri/Saturday. Gotta take someone elses cat to the vet on Thursday, not optimistic about that and get more blood tests done on myself on Thursday morning.

OldNotWIse

czechlin wrote: »

I always find people's response to cake quite amusing. I swear if I said I walk around the house naked (I don't) nobody would bat an eyelid. The second I say 'cake' it's all questions "Did you say cake? Where is the cake? What cake is it? Will there be icing on it? Cake!? Cake!?!?!?? Caaaakeeee!!!!" :eek:

Which is great. I like to bake them but I'm not a big cake eater

You could walk around naked with the cake

I sometimes greet the OH with an ice cold beer, home made dinner and wearing no more than 2 square inches of material. I love seeing the conflict - which one first?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yeppydeppy

Did she just say she walks around the house naked?

beakerjoe

Working on a sunny day like today

Aglomerado

beakerjoe wrote: »

Working on a sunny day like today

I hear you.

:mad:

OldNotWIse

Aglomerado wrote: »

I hear you. :mad:

"Glorious out there now isn't it?" - thump.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

You could walk around naked with the cake

I sometimes greet the OH with an ice cold beer, home made dinner and wearing no more than 2 square inches of material. I love seeing the conflict - which one first?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mmmmmm beer AND cake, mmmmmmm.:D

Dramatik

OldNotWIse wrote: »

"Glorious out there now isn't it?" - thump.

I've had probably 15+ people say that to me today :mad:

[Deleted User]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkinseeds

I can do better. Saturday night I was laying on the bed reading. I felt a slight movement on my boobs and thought it might be a stray hair, when I looked down there was one of those huge scrawny gangly spiders walking across my chest We keep a pint glass upstairs for spider related incidents so it was put safely out the window to go on it's merry way.

I. Would. Die.
czechlin

Me too I screamed inside myself when I read that :eek:

OldNotWIse

Dramatik wrote: »

I've had probably 15+ people say that to me today :mad:

Infuriating. It's sunny, we get that but it's not glorious. Glorious would be if there was a large waterfall crashing down and a full rainbow and a cool breeze and Gabriel with a choir of angels and unicorns....I look out there and I see sweaty, hairy armpits, flesh that is not used to being exposed to the sun, gasping aul wans gripping Boyers bags with sweaty hands and scumbags walking around with no t-shirts on, spending their dole on a p1ssed up day at the beach. Glorious indeed!

[Deleted User]

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I won't be doing the gate today, I cleaned the bathroom and my hands were killing me after the painting yesterday:( I don't know what got into me yesterday. I had a sudden burst of enthusiasm and motivation. I went shopping and did a lot of paint work as well as roasting a chicken and making homemade potato salad. It's not like me at all:D

Warning Warning, you are in danger of turning into Martha Stewart. Stop all that now!!

I hate her, because I can never be her

Aglomerado

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Infuriating. It's sunny, we get that but it's not glorious. Glorious would be if there was a large waterfall crashing down and a full rainbow and a cool breeze and Gabriel with a choir of angels and unicorns....I look out there and I see sweaty, hairy armpits, flesh that is not used to being exposed to the sun, gasping aul wans gripping Boyers bags with sweaty hands and scumbags walking around with not t-shirts on, spending their dole on a p1ssed up day at the beach. Glorious indeed!

Pigeon chested young fellas.
Office co-workers wearing flip flops and capri pants, a visual and auditory feast *Gak*
Flabby oul lads with moobs

The lads with anything worth looking at are covered up!

Czarcasm

Aglomerado wrote: »

Pigeon chested young fellas.
Office co-workers wearing flip flops and capri pants, a visual and auditory feast *Gak*
Flabby oul lads with moobs

The lads with anything worth looking at are covered up!

The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course!

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course!

I'm the same, except I go to very, very dark................red.

Normally I am quite sensible in the sun, cos I am that Irish shade of bluey white. So its hats and factor 97. But I got caught on Sunday, exposed for about an hour and now look like I ate a very angry four kilo tomato.

OldNotWIse

The way everything on J*mbletown is always always always gone! Fifty f*ckers vying for compost...Greedy b*stards! I'm sometimes tempted to post an ad for free plastic spoons with the ends gone off them to see who shouts "me me me!!!"

LizzieJones

Czarcasm wrote: »

I swear, next person that says "sorrray", "sorry", or any variation thereof, they're due a smack! I can't hack people apologizing for nothing, and then when the shìt really hits the fan they're the first people will come out with "well it wasn't MY fault", "nobody died", etc.

I hope you don't bump into any Canadians then. :P

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

The only reason I'm covered up is because I look like a frickin'... em, member of the travelling community after 20 minutes outdoors. I go from white, to very, very dark!

As well as covering up the moobs and the man belly of course!

Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:

Fred Swanson

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Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:

Vile, vile things.

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Vile, vile things.

Oh Christ-on-a-bike yes. Mrs. Goose and I were in a shoe shop the other day and she wanted me to get a pair of them, "for the Summer like". "Yes dear" says I, and promptly bought a pair of DuBarry deck-shoes. Loves the Dubes I does, roysh!

maguic24

jimgoose wrote: »

Grown men going around in short pants and sandals or those stupid-looking furkan plastic shoes with holes in them. What in the actual fortified furk do you think you're doing? You look like an orange, overweight ostrich. I saw one disciple last week moving a bunch of heavy concrete slabs in preparation for taking them up a ladder, short pants and open-toed sandals on him and all. Cheeses. Mary. Joseph the Carpenter. :mad:

The worst thing of all is men going round in socks and sandals!!! :eek:

Bai's what are ye like? I used to see them all the time at it when we went on sun holidays when I was little. You'd spot the Irish/British men a mile away.

Lose the socks. :cool:

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

Oh Christ-on-a-bike yes. Mrs. Goose and I were in a shoe shop the other day and she wanted me to get a pair of them, "for the Summer like". "Yes dear" says I, and promptly bought a pair of DuBarry deck-shoes. Loves the Dubes I does, roysh!

Nobody over the age of ten should put them near their feet. I was in Poland last year and saw a shop selling nothing but them! I nearly gawked up my kabanosi!

jimgoose

And just before I finish my mini-rant on inappropriately appropriate Summer attire: Youngfellas on motorbikes. Yes, you. I see you. With your short pants and running shoes and young wans riding pillion with little tank-tops and hot-pants on them. Do you know that if you come off the furkan thing the two a' ye will resemble a packet of minced striploin I got the other evening? Wise up, ta furk.

jimgoose

maguic24 wrote: »

The worst thing of all is men going round in socks and sandals!!! :eek:

Bai's what are ye like? I used to see them all the time at it when we went on sun holidays when I was little. You'd spot the Irish/British men a mile away.

Lose the socks. :cool:

Socks or no socks, I will not wear sandals while breath and beer flow in my body!

Fred Swanson

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