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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #1262
    ?Cee?view
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,973 ✭✭✭?Cee?view


    Bradán as in the Irish for Salmon.

    Just cruel.


  • #1263
    kikidelvin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭kikidelvin


    I knew a lad called Paul Ennis.


  • #1264
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    kikidelvin wrote: »
    I knew a lad called Paul Ennis.

    ???


  • #1265
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    jca wrote: »
    ???

    Mr. P. Ennis


  • #1266
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    rawn wrote: »
    Mr. P. Ennis

    Ha ha good one! I know a Philip Ennis and never made the association.


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  • #1267
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    the parental urge to fit kids with "Irish" names that sound made up, especially made up with brewskis on; Caoileann, Siofra and anything beginning with a K....Kallum, Kaelin....


  • #1268
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Heard a woman calling her kid in the park. Poor kids name was "Soveirn"


  • #1269
    dunworth1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭dunworth1


    tarven

    and

    levi


  • #1270
    nc19
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    Heard a pretty posh fella in ikea call his son Alowishus


  • #1271
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    dunworth1 wrote: »
    tarven

    and

    levi

    in fairness, levi was a biblical figure


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  • #1272
    ?Cee?view
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,973 ✭✭✭?Cee?view


    nc19 wrote: »
    Heard a pretty posh fella in ikea call his son Alowishus

    It's spelled Aloysius. I can never understand how the pronunciation arises from the spelling


  • #1273
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,297 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Thundering_Sky wrote: »
    Heard an unusual one the other day... Skylar-Marie

    Parents must have rocks for brains.








    crsytals, marie


  • #1274
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Male names:

    "Sassal" or "Sasha" ... Russians sure love their girly names.


  • #1275
    Vojera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Male names:

    "Sassal" or "Sasha" ... Russians sure love their girly names.

    Sasha is originally a nickname for 'Alexander', so wouldn't be seen as girly at all by Russian-speakers (or a lot of other Europeans).

    It always bugs me that the actress 'Sasha Alexander' chose that as her stage name, because I always think she's calling herself 'Alexander Alexander'.:p


  • #1276
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Oisin.

    *USHEEN*


  • #1277
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    All those Irish-y names are horrible.

    We get it, you want to be traditional.

    Why not just called the poor ****ing child "Potato O' Spudlord" to prove how Irish you all are?


  • #1278
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    mickydoomsux wrote: »
    All those Irish-y names are horrible.

    We get it, you want to be traditional.

    Why not just called the poor ****ing child "Potato O' Spudlord" to prove how Irish you all are?
    Because would be fuccking stupid :)


  • #1279
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    copeyhagen wrote: »
    in fairness, levi was a biblical figure

    With a terrible name.


  • #1280
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Parents must have rocks for brains.








    crsytals, marie

    Jesus Christ Pickarooney, Minerals

    :D


  • #1281
    frash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭frash


    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    Heard a woman calling her kid in the park. Poor kids name was "Soveirn"

    Sovereign.

    Presume she had the ring to match!


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  • #1282
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Male names:

    "Sassal" or "Sasha" ... Russians sure love their girly names.

    There was a Russian luger with the first name "Semen" in the Winter Olympics this year...


  • #1283
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    Vojera wrote: »
    Sasha is originally a nickname for 'Alexander', so wouldn't be seen as girly at all by Russian-speakers (or a lot of other Europeans).

    didnt know that, must be how dj sasha got his name (real name alexander)

    and no, not that sash gimp of encore un fois fame.


  • #1284
    Dermighty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    nc19 wrote: »
    Heard a pretty posh fella in ikea call his son Alowishus

    Aloysius


  • #1285
    STADEdeLUC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭STADEdeLUC


    My mother is a nurse and lived in New Orleans a while back, came across two male twin only a couple of weeks old d'washer and d'dryer, I kid you not, probably something to do with where they were conceived, shocking


  • #1286
    Missyelliot2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Missyelliot2


    Gary Neville's Dad is called Neville Neville.........


  • #1287
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,221 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    mickydoomsux wrote: »
    ...Why not just called the poor ****ing child "Potato O' Spudlord" to prove how Irish you all are?

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Brilliant - I have a new superhero alter-ego! :D


  • #1288
    Plek Trum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭Plek Trum


    Lady Gaga Coffey ... Tralee, Co. Kerry

    I joke you not.


  • #1289
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    STADEdeLUC wrote: »
    My mother is a nurse and lived in New Orleans a while back, came across two male twin only a couple of weeks old d'washer and d'dryer, I kid you not, probably something to do with where they were conceived, shocking

    Of course she did..............


  • #1290
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Plek Trum wrote: »
    Lady Gaga Coffey ... Tralee, Co. Kerry

    I joke you not.

    No way:eek:


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  • #1291
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Vojera wrote: »
    Sasha is originally a nickname for 'Alexander', so wouldn't be seen as girly at all by Russian-speakers (or a lot of other Europeans).

    It always bugs me that the actress 'Sasha Alexander' chose that as her stage name, because I always think she's calling herself 'Alexander Alexander'.:p

    I see "Sasha" off Natasha. :o


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