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  • #32
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Not porn, not safe for work but relevant all the same.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoMdc8C348

    What the fúck was that?


  • #33
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    catallus wrote: »
    The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

    Oh catallus I love your posts. I never have a bulls notion what you're on about.

    Smile and nod boys, smile and nod.


  • #34
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    If you're jackin off everyday it will make you less randy.

    It's the opposite for me.


  • #35
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    This made me nearly piss myself laughing haha.

    OP you're a legend :P


  • #36
    Shoelaces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭Shoelaces


    A low point.

    14 year old self on a Shannon family boating trip having to use a three of spades card with an image of Anna Kournicova pouting on it.

    Full house baby!


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  • #37
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Sunglasses Ron wrote: »
    The ten minute freeviews on Television X were the less frustrating option.

    Every once in a while before it went digital you might get 30 seconds of an actual program sitting there thinking OMGOMGOMG they've forgotten to switch on encryption. Then the encryption came on and crushed you.


  • #38
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #39
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    You realise that your still a virgin until you actually have sex with a real person, don't you???


  • #40
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    back in my day we relied upon dog eared mags poking out of a hedge with women having mary's like a collies chest


  • #41
    Bray Header
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭Bray Header


    catallus wrote: »
    The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

    You really should knock one out man..seriously


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  • #42
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Back in my day the saying 'A dog isn't just for Christmas' was created.


  • #43
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Ah yes..... "Only fools and arses"-complete with a riveting performance by renouned thespian Lolly Badcock.

    As porno parodies go,it was good, but definitely no "E.3,The Extra-Testicle"


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