Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

jimgoose · 13-06-2014 03:42PM

czechlin wrote: »

It was grand! I got a sandwich made, no coriander and no smelly people!:P

Not a kebab either, I'll warrant! :pac:

eisenberg1 · 13-06-2014 03:48PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Not a kebab either, I'll warrant! :pac:

Oh Jesus, here we go again...............:D

Czarcasm · 13-06-2014 03:59PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

My horror that HB have tried to pull the wool over my eyes. They have reintroduced Freaky Foots as Funny Feet now and are nothing like their predesessors, yet HB have have put the tag on the box stating "back from the 80's". No they are diffesrnt are dont taste anything like the Freaky Foots of the past. Shame on you HB

Trivial annoyance -

Someone is wrong on the Internet!! :mad: :pac:

What you MAY be thinking of, were the Freaky Feet that were launched in the 90's with the raspberry ripple in the sole, and the chocolate on the toes?

Big fan of ye olde ice pops back in the day -

Czarcasm wrote: »

Try six boys in the back seat of the Ford Cortina back in the 80's. The mother used go into Quinnsworth for the shopping (to this day she STILL does a thing where she'll drive over a kerb and into a parking space rather than reverse back into it properly like normal people!) and the six of us in the height of the Summer heat, left in the car, would be shouting out the window "Ma! Ma! Will you get us a chilly willy!" :pac:

beakerjoe · 13-06-2014 04:07PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Trivial annoyance -

Someone is wrong on the Internet!! :mad: :pac:

Trivial annoyance -

When someone proves me wrong on the Internet!! :pac::pac::mad::mad:

pajor · 13-06-2014 04:18PM

When after vacuuming, you find that one piece of fluff.

That one stupid piece of fluff. :mad:

czechlin · 13-06-2014 05:38PM

Bank fees :mad:

LynnGrace · 13-06-2014 06:37PM

At my local supermarket today, a guy was ensconced inside the door, collecting for something or other. Inside the frickin door! Then outside, a guy with crutches, seated on the ground, 'spare change luv'...
Jeez can't decide which of ye to support. :mad:

NordieSteve · 13-06-2014 08:28PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

At my local supermarket today, a guy was ensconced inside the door, collecting for something or other. Inside the frickin door! Then outside, a guy with crutches, seated on the ground, 'spare change luv'...
Jeez can't decide which of ye to support. :mad:

Walking around Dublin is getting more and more irritating, they have bloody charities EVERYWHERE.

The Princess Bride · 13-06-2014 08:36PM

Spent 1½ hours footing turf on the fücking bog, only to discover that I'd footed our neighbour's turf instead of ours.

Am so mad,I want to go put it all back where it was......except that'd take another 1½ hours. At this rate, I'll be finished by December.

Czarcasm · 13-06-2014 08:40PM

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Spent 1½ hours footing turf on the fücking bog, only to discover that I'd footed our neighbour's turf instead of ours.

Am so mad,I want to go put it all back where it was......except that'd take another 1½ hours. At this rate, I'll be finished by December.

On the upside, at least you'll get a nice "bog tan" out of it

Lucifer MorningStar · 13-06-2014 08:41PM

Birds singing outside my bedroom window at half ****ing three in the morning, drives me absolutely nuts. :mad: wish I had a shotgun

Boom_Bap · 13-06-2014 08:43PM

A friend of ours had planned for a few weeks to come to Dublin this weekend to visit us.
She arrives at the door telling us she has a vomiting bug, swans into the house, up to the jacks, barfs for a bit, comes downstairs and swans about the place, back for barfopalooza '14, then a bit of pukefest, then some more swanning around like nothings wrong.
The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence.

Beside my laptop now is a spoon that she was using, I want to throw it out.

The Princess Bride · 13-06-2014 08:43PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

On the upside, at least you'll get a nice "bog tan" out of it

Fabulous tan, a shtiff back, sore knees.....and fúck all turf!

13-06-2014 09:19PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence.

Beside my laptop now is a spoon that she was using, I want to throw it out.

Just back from India, and vomiting?? :eek::eek::eek: get her out.
Shame on her for going to stay with you.

Pumpkinseeds · 13-06-2014 09:24PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

A friend of ours had planned for a few weeks to come to Dublin this weekend to visit us.
She arrives at the door telling us she has a vomiting bug, swans into the house, up to the jacks, barfs for a bit, comes downstairs and swans about the place, back for barfopalooza '14, then a bit of pukefest, then some more swanning around like nothings wrong.
The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence.

Beside my laptop now is a spoon that she was using, I want to throw it out.

Show her the door and don't let it hit her on the arse on her way out. What a selfish cow, does she expect you to wear yourself out nursing her before you end up struggling to cope with it yourself while caring for 2 vomitting and pooping sick kids?

Boom_Bap · 13-06-2014 10:10PM

Anyone want to buy a couch that my visitor is currently sweating on?
I'll even throw in the pillows and blanket she is using for a complete set.

whirlpool · 13-06-2014 10:13PM

We all have emotional days, you know those days where towards the end of it you're close to tears at the slightest thing (or if you're a manly man man, close to "snappin!") I think it's obvious I'm having one when the fact that I've lost a sock from the washing machine almost pushes me over the edge! :pac:

whirlpool · 13-06-2014 10:17PM

Found the sock.

Czarcasm · 13-06-2014 10:31PM

whirlpool wrote: »

We all have emotional days, you know those days where towards the end of it you're close to tears at the slightest thing (or if you're a manly man man, close to "snappin!") I think it's obvious I'm having one when the fact that I've lost a sock from the washing machine almost pushes me over the edge! :pac:

Had felt similarly the last few days (hence gone a bit quiet in here, have been catching up on the thread, some crackers

), but earlier I went to make myself a coffee, and only when I was pouring in the milk, and I saw the cloudy, watery liquid, did I realize "You forgot to put in a spoon of coffee, you dumb fcuk!"...

Somewhere between utter despair and incensed with rage, then just felt pure stupid :pac:

LynnGrace · 13-06-2014 10:32PM

Jake1 wrote: »

Just back from India, and vomiting?? :eek::eek::eek: get her out.
Shame on her for going to stay with you.

^^ this x one million!

Pumpkinseeds · 13-06-2014 10:53PM

whirlpool wrote: »

We all have emotional days, you know those days where towards the end of it you're close to tears at the slightest thing (or if you're a manly man man, close to "snappin!") I think it's obvious I'm having one when the fact that I've lost a sock from the washing machine almost pushes me over the edge! :pac:

It must be the moon. I've been an absolute nightmare this week. Swinging between rage and disappointment and despair. Not like me at all, usually I just pick one and stick with it for a while:D

whirlpool · 13-06-2014 10:58PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I went to make myself a coffee, and only when I was pouring in the milk, and I saw the cloudy, watery liquid, did I realize "You forgot to put in a spoon of coffee

Haha!

czechlin · 13-06-2014 11:37PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

A friend of ours had planned for a few weeks to come to Dublin this weekend to visit us.
She arrives at the door telling us she has a vomiting bug, swans into the house, up to the jacks, barfs for a bit, comes downstairs and swans about the place, back for barfopalooza '14, then a bit of pukefest, then some more swanning around like nothings wrong.
The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence.

Beside my laptop now is a spoon that she was using, I want to throw it out.

:eek:

And this person calls herself your friend!? Fingers crossed for the Bap family, I hope none of you catch whatever bug she has!

Boom_Bap · 13-06-2014 11:41PM

czechlin wrote: »

:eek:

And this person calls herself your friend!? Fingers crossed for the Bap family, I hope none of you catch whatever bug she has!

I may have to change my handle to KABoom_BapBapBap because that will be the sounds from the toilet.

Sir Arthur Daley · 14-06-2014 12:48AM

People taking a dump in the jacks on an airplane on a short flight and smelling the whole cabin out, there are toilets available till you leave the departure gates.

Fred Swanson · 14-06-2014 02:12AM

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LynnGrace · 14-06-2014 10:43AM

I was asked (told) one day in a cafe, where I was on my own, not to sit in the window seat 'in case a family might want it'. The tables are all for two, and with some pushed together to create a table for four.
There were loads of empty tables. The mythical family never turned up. I stayed where I was, in the window seat...

eisenberg1 · 14-06-2014 10:43AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence. .

Known as Gandhi's revenge...........leave's you with an arse like a dodgy brakelight.:D

suicide_circus · 14-06-2014 10:49AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

A friend of ours had planned for a few weeks to come to Dublin this weekend to visit us.
She arrives at the door telling us she has a vomiting bug, swans into the house, up to the jacks, barfs for a bit, comes downstairs and swans about the place, back for barfopalooza '14, then a bit of pukefest, then some more swanning around like nothings wrong.
The last thing I want is for me or either of my kids to catch a f*cking vomiting bug from her......why the f*ck would you come to someone's house (with kids) if you are sick and can easily pass it on. And its no normal bug either, she just back from 'finding herself' in India which she reminds us about in every f*cking sentence.

Beside my laptop now is a spoon that she was using, I want to throw it out.

She sounds like an unmitigated gowl. Why didnt you tell her to fook off? People who go to find themselves in india are generally gowls.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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