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Best Ginger Insult

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    No need to insult gingers. They know what they are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I think probably 'ginger' is the worst

    We all secretly love red hair though

    It's incredibly popular in north America. The wife is hoping I'll transmit some kind of latent ginger DNA to our eventual offspring. Im unable to get onside with that opinion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭frash


    Rusty cornflake

    * was once directed at me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    My mum is a red head, she used to be called "Carrot top" by one of her teachers! :eek:

    I've heard "Duracell" as well back in the 80s, they used to have an ad: "The one with the copper top".

    I used to work with a red haired lad, we used to slag each other all the time. One day I told him "Fúck off Ginger Pubes". He responded "Aaaah it's like a sausage hanging out of a fire". :D

    Red hair is gorgeous though, even if my mum hated hers, she prayed during her pregnancies that her children wouldn't have it! :( I know two women with long curly red hair and they both look amazing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    In Australia, red heads get called 'rangers' (rhyming with clangers)

    Took me a while to get what it meant......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    MarkR wrote: »
    Never heard that red-heads had a tenancy towards being flat chested.

    I'm definitely not flat chested!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    I was in Japan a few years ago, and while sitting waiting in an airport I became aware of these two kids staring at me. I'd look up and catch their eye and they'd immediately look away.

    Their mother very politely came up and apologised saying they had never seen someone with red hair before. I told her there was no need to apologise and it was all very civil, very polite and a bit of a laugh.

    The irony is I hated my red hair when I was a kid, because it made me stand out, as I got older I grew to love it, because it made me stand out! When I worked in an Irish bar in Chicago I f$^king cleaned up in tips!

    Plus, the added bonus is that I'm never mistaken for being English :D

    I can only imagine how boring it must be to blonde or dark haired!

    As for insults, I think I've heard them all - copper-top, duracell, carrot-top, ginger-minger etc

    There was also the ginger baiting years of the comedy series "Game On"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,692 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    I knew a kiwi guy called Fot. It stood for Fcuking Orange Thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,955 ✭✭✭beardybrewer





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,097 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    obezyana wrote: »
    Your a member of our fine police force.

    I cannot confirm that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    I cannot confirm that.
    Underpaid job with terrible conditions for the crap you may or may not have to deal with IMHO ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 307 ✭✭dricko_lim


    As a red head I can pick the best one. It's not Fanta baz, Duracell......it's.... Sighs.....

    Ding a ling a ling, you're heads on fire!
    Ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling.... A ling ling.

    Everyone joins in and it can go for as many rounds and never gets old.

    That was sang to me! lol still makes me laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I'm definitely not flat chested!

    Pics or GTFO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I'm definitely not flat chested!

    I've never heard anything connecting red haired women and small tits until i read this thread. Judging by the knockers on red haired women that i know this would appear to be a myth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    I've never heard anything connecting red haired women and small tits until i read this thread. Judging by the knockers on red haired women that i know this would appear to be a myth

    A total myth!! Did no one see Kate Winslet in Titanic?

    What's with all the hate for red haired people? You people are cray cray!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    As a kid my hair was fairly reddish. My aul fella, never to miss an oportunity to have some fun (bollocks is his term of endearment, for example), called me 'rusty' until I was around 7.

    I remember one day when I was around 16 or 17, I was taking the piss out of him in front of my mates for going bald, grey, or both, and he turned around in front of everyone and went, "Oi, ging-er, you're lucky we brought you home from the hospital."

    Put me back in my box! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    maguic24 wrote: »
    A total myth!! Did no one see Kate Winslet in Titanic?

    What's with all the hate for red haired people? You people are cray cray!!

    how could you miss her,if she had of just stayed on the boat she could have easily kept the titanic afloat with those funbags :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 gillholmes


    Q: What's the best thing about being Ginger?
    A: You know you weren't adopted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Bozo Skeleton


    I've never understood why "gingers" get such a hard time. Why is that?
    I find red haired girls super attractive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,486 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    I've never understood why "gingers" get such a hard time. Why is that?
    I find red haired girls super attractive.

    Especially the the super attractive one's.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    jobeenfitz wrote: »
    Especially the the super attractive one's.
    Christina Hendricks springs to mind whenever someone mentions a "hot ginger". :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,486 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Had a massive crush on a guy in school with auburn hair and hazel eyes. If I met him today the clothes would be off within seconds.


    Slut!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Bozo Skeleton


    jobeenfitz wrote: »
    Especially the the super attractive one's.

    Red heads drive me wild though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Christina Hendricks springs to mind whenever someone mentions a "hot ginger". :pac:
    She's a fake redhead...dyes it that way. You'd be thinking of Isla Fisher, Amy Adams or Felicia Day being natural and beautiful though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,097 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I've never understood why "gingers" get such a hard time. Why is that?
    I find red haired girls super attractive.

    Because we stand out, and standing out makes you a target in school. Well, it used to anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭obezyana


    I cannot confirm that.

    Haha another denial from the police force.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    "Get back in your biscuit tin, ginger, ginger".

    Repeat to fade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    maguic24 wrote: »
    A total myth!! Did no one see Kate Winslet in Titanic?

    What's with all the hate for red haired people? You people are cray cray!!

    She's not a natural ginger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    She's not a natural ginger.

    Yeah I know but her hair was lovely in that. <3

    Red hair for the win.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24




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