Best Ginger Insult

11-06-2014 04:17PM

Do you read books?
yes,why?
Have you red pubes?

The Backwards Man · 11-06-2014 04:37PM

It's only hair. The most stupid of all body parts. Some people want more of it, some want less, some want it a different colour, some want to keep it the same colour.

Potential-Monke · 11-06-2014 04:38PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Back in my day, there was no such thing as "Ginger". Funny how influenced some have become by British media over the last decade or more.

Ginger, red, what's the difference.

GreeBo · 11-06-2014 04:39PM

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Replace ginger with black and the OP is banned. Strange world.

Havent you heard? Orange is the new black.

maguic24 · 11-06-2014 04:39PM

urbanledge wrote: »

Do you read books?
yes,why?
Have you red pubes?

Ahaha!! Took me a minute to get that.

:P

The Backwards Man · 11-06-2014 04:51PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Ginger, red, what's the difference.

Fred Astaire and Red Rogers doesn't have the same ring.

Electric Sheep · 11-06-2014 04:55PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Having been ginger for the last 31 years, and working in a job where insults are part of it, i reckon I've heard all of the ginger insults that are out there. I'm even helping people with their insults by being slightly below average height, and a bit overweight. I quickly came to accept the ginger insults during school, and nowadays i love getting them, because it can tell a lot about a person by how original their insult is.

So come at me AH, give me an insult i haven't heard yet!

In what kind of job are insults considered a part?

Micky Dolenz · 11-06-2014 04:55PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Ginger, red, what's the difference.

One is a colour, the other is an insult taken from British culture.

Sheeps · 11-06-2014 04:58PM

Ciaran_B wrote: »

Sounds like the OP is suffering from Stockholm syndrome – quite sad. It’s a proven fact that red-haired women are the most beautiful in the world.

As a superior brown haired person, lately I've been been beginning to agree with this. The good red heads are quality! Then again the bad ones are putrid. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground.

Alf. A. Male · 11-06-2014 05:00PM

A friend of mine has very ginger hair and on a weekly basis gets talking to girls with the line "Do you like biscuits? Would you like some ginger nuts?". Sadly for him he's an eejit and doesn't get further than that.

groovie · 11-06-2014 05:43PM

I can remember being asked if I had been left out in the rain (rust reference).

Potential-Monke · 11-06-2014 06:21PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

One is a colour, the other is an insult taken from British culture.

Well i wouldn't call myself a red head. My hair isn't red. It's far from red. Anyway, Ginger is a colour now.

Electric Sheep wrote: »

In what kind of job are insults considered a part?

A job in which i'm not allowed to identify myself as an employee. But i'll give a hint, people hate us, and we're not politicians.

Riddle101 · 11-06-2014 06:35PM

Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »

The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired.

Totally worth it though.

michellie · 11-06-2014 06:47PM

PLUG71 wrote: »

I spent 15 years with a ginger and nick named her "THE GINGER NINJA !"

She would fight with her shadow and her temper was unreal

My red headed 5 year old has just quitened down from a freak out. Some temper!!!

obezyana · 11-06-2014 06:52PM

The girlfriend is a redhead I don't insult her........coz she's a sexy redhead

obezyana · 11-06-2014 07:02PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Well i wouldn't call myself a red head. My hair isn't red. It's far from red. Anyway, Ginger is a colour now.

A job in which i'm not allowed to identify myself as an employee. But i'll give a hint, people hate us, and we're not politicians.

Your a member of our fine police force.

neamhspleachi · 11-06-2014 07:30PM

MarkR wrote: »

Never heard that red-heads had a tenancy towards being flat chested. Is Christina Hendricks an imposter? Or *pray it isn't so* are they not natural?

Bullshíte, my OH is a natural red head with natural big boobies in a tiny 5'2" frame, hubba hubba

Pumpkinseeds · 11-06-2014 07:30PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

One is a colour, the other is an insult taken from British culture.

I have to disagree, back in the 80's we used that word for gingers and I know someone who is 60 whose had the nickname ginger for most of his life. Sorry guys, you can't blame that one on the English.

--LOS-- · 11-06-2014 07:31PM

I think probably 'ginger' is the worst

We all secretly love red hair though

neamhspleachi · 11-06-2014 07:32PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

A job in which i'm not allowed to identify myself as an employee. But i'll give a hint, people hate us, and we're not politicians.

Ice cream person