2014 After Hours World Cup oh my god i can't wait for a month of football thread.

Super-Rush wrote: »

The World Cup starts in 5 days time.

Will you be watching?

ooohhhh yes yes yes yes yes!

Will you be giving out about the soaps not being shown at their usual times?

Hell no - I give not one **** about soaps…any soaps…except maybe crime drama soaps that come in the form or short to medium length series (so not soaps really - One of the best soaps I've watched recently is Hannibal.

Is football the scourge of the English?

If it is its not nearly scourgey enough methinks my good man…what what eh!

Are we all barstooling ****?

I couldn't possibly speak for everyone but I most certainly am…I feel I could hold my own in the company of many of most establishments barstooliest ****

Who'll have the best looking supporters this time round?

It won't be Ireland, It probably wouldn't have been anyway….most of em would look like made up versions of staunton in 94…melted red faces with the occasional stunner thrown in…………probably brazil..im assuming the director will have a find hotties in the brazil supporters to boost vicarious sex tourism in subsequent years brief

Will Uncle Woy's lions not even make it from the group stages?

Wouldn't it be better if they did? I don't like them leaving too early….the heartbreak potential just isn't high enough

Will Ronaldo or Messi finally do it(durty) on the big stage?

I think Messi will…Id rather have him on my team than Ronaldo any day…he does it all the time

Will Luis Suarez continue to be a rascist cannibalistic cheat?

Why stop now, I wouldn't **** with a winning formula anyway

Will Ze Germans win again.

I don't think so

Can Brazil win on home soil or will Spain continue to pass the ball 49485 times per game?

Yes and yes

Will Wayne Rooney kick someone in the face?

Hopefully…that would cap Zidanes headbutt and that dutch midfielder who went around blatantly kicking everybody instead of playing at one of the last major tournaments I watched (can't remember his name - played for Man city - looked a bit like a robot)

No Roy Keane on ITV, do you care?

I dont

Who will have the best looking fans this time round?

Whats the difference between fans and supporters?

Have you put any bets on?

Yes

Will Belgium be the dark horses?

I don't know, possibly, I think too much is being made of their chances…hopefully they won't melt when they start playing - I feel the danger of melting is not one thats been fully appreciated by most european teams

ITV, BBC or Bill and the lads?

Bill and the lads and possibly a couple of quick switches to BBC when the inevitable crushing defeat for Engerland arrives - mainly cos I like to watch whatever pundit was overoptimistic back pedal furiously while silky smooth Lineker essentially does a much more refined version of what Joe Duffy does for us for his viewers before going home to roll around great piles of cash and walkers crisps surrounded by many beautiful well groomed women (or at least thats how I imagine it goes/will go)

Who ate all the pies?

It certainly wasn't me, great way to get the common man to eat offal and god knows what if you ask me

Is LizT the greatest mod ever?

Who, is she good lookin?

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kfallon wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Mint Sauce wrote: »

This is the current state of the pitch for England v Italy Saturday Evening.



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