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Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    Nope. Having coffee across the road from my local gym today .. with the usual parade of unbelievably tight little lycra bums parading by. Just another day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    i went to the store, and a beautiful woman there asked me was I okay, what a lovely sentiment,

    Similar thing happened me, except she was a munter and I was trying to rob some dog food. Her tone was a tad accusatory too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I seen two gay lads snog on Abbey St today and thought 'fair f*cks lads', then thought only a very few short years ago I'd have giggled and pointed, but I still its its 'out of the ordinary' for a lot of folk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I seen two gay lads snog on Abbey St today and thought 'fair f*cks lads', then thought only a very few short years ago I'd have giggled and pointed, but I still its its 'out of the ordinary' for a lot of folk.
    Few years ago in the local around November time, two lads out in the smokeroom playing tonsil tennis after a long day on the beer.

    An old farmer from the hills, who'd never been more than five miles from home in his life, spies them.

    Back into the bar he goes 'Any of yous see them two fcukers out there? Fcuking stupid dickheads!' Someone tries to explain diplomatically that this is the 21st century and for the old lad to cop himself on.

    Says he, 'I'm not on about that ye silly cnut, them two buggers have been out there three quarters of an hour, they'll be fcuking foundered!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,703 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    A low flying helicopter just flew over my house. It's 1 am


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    Few years ago in the local around November time, two lads out in the smokeroom playing tonsil tennis after a long day on the beer.

    An old farmer from the hills, who'd never been more than five miles from home in his life, spies them.

    Back into the bar he goes 'Any of yous see them two fcukers out there? Fcuking stupid dickheads!' Someone tries to explain diplomatically that this is the 21st century and for the old lad to cop himself on.

    Says he, 'I'm not on about that ye silly cnut, them two buggers have been out there three quarters of an hour, they'll be fcuking foundered!'

    Say your man who was trying to telling the oul lad to cop on must have been raging.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Say your man who was trying to telling the oul lad to cop on must have been raging.
    Dammed apt, he took it rightly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭jordanfaf


    A man attempted to kill himself by diving infront of my car today.... i was coming through town after going hammock shopping with some friends in Ikea (fun day) we were on our way back to the south side through town. I think it was near ballymun. Someone dived into my path (literally) i jammed on. And stopped about 2 feet from him. Then a group of pedestrians got him up and off the road. I didnt have anywhere to stop so an onlooking taxi man said i was alright to go...... the hammock went well, sat in it for 15 mins here in safe old Rathgar before it rained :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    An old lady leaving the supermarket on a really cool low rider style bicycle with a trailer on the back with her dog and some potted plants in that..... But then that's pretty everyday here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    How?
    A helicopter can take off and land vertically (straight up and down). It can fly in any direction, even sideways and backwards. It can also hover or hang in the air above a given place.

    A helicopter gets its power from rotors or blades. When its rotors are spinning, a helicopter doesn't look much like an airplane. But the rotor blades have an airfoil shape like the wings of an airplane. So as the rotors turn, air flows more quickly over the tops of the blades than it does below. This creates enough lift for flight.

    And thats How! for now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Yeah! the date on my calendar, I never saw it before in my life:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    jordanfaf wrote: »
    A man attempted to kill himself by diving infront of my car today.... i was coming through town after going hammock shopping with some friends in Ikea (fun day) we were on our way back to the south side through town. I think it was near ballymun. Someone dived into my path (literally) i jammed on. And stopped about 2 feet from him. Then a group of pedestrians got him up and off the road. I didnt have anywhere to stop so an onlooking taxi man said i was alright to go...... the hammock went well, sat in it for 15 mins here in safe old Rathgar before it rained :)

    Use this as a sign. Dont venture into the Northside any time soon.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23 kriters8


    Nothing but quarreled with my husband.sad now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 runs with scissors


    I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

    Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?
    That passes for a bicycle rack where I come from.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This morning, A Spanish driver actually said thank you after I let him move out in front of me at a junction.


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