Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:34PM #1

I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

R1_Pete · 10-06-2014 11:35PM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

You could tell from his arse?

Sunnyisland · 10-06-2014 11:37PM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

Where did this humping the pavement action take place and was the local council informed...

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:37PM

R1_Pete wrote: »

You could tell from his arse?

Tell what? His age?

His face was facing outwards so was clearly visible.

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:39PM

realies wrote: »

Where did this humping the pavement action take place and was the local council informed...

Humping. As in having sexual intercourse (or simulated sexual intercourse) with the pavement.

Happened in the US, so outside of the jurisdiction of our county councils, I'm afraid.

Cookie_Monster · 10-06-2014 11:39PM

I saw the rains down in Africa

Alf. A. Male · 10-06-2014 11:41PM

I saw a bloke lying in the street after some sort of fit. People just walked on by. I think they though he was humping the pavement, probably because his trousers fell down.

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:41PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

I saw the rains down in Africa

How's that out of the ordinary? Was it raining faeces or something? We see rain every other day in Ireland.

Senna · 10-06-2014 11:41PM

Seen proper fork lightening last night, be awhile since I seen it in Ireland.

fussyonion · 10-06-2014 11:42PM

I saw a man pulling the earphones out of a girl's ears.

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:42PM

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

I saw a bloke lying in the street after some sort of fit. People just walked on by. I think they though he was humping the pavement, probably because his trousers fell down.

Nah, I stood there watching for an hour. He wasn't having a fit. He did have a happy ending though.

The Backwards Man · 10-06-2014 11:45PM

I didn't see nothin'

kneemos · 10-06-2014 11:46PM

Saw the Sun shine.

whatsthetime · 10-06-2014 11:46PM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

I did.

It was raining heavy and there was a Garda out in the rain.

Its not the end of the month so surely the quota rush is not on yet!!

Arthur Beesley · 10-06-2014 11:48PM

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

I saw a bloke lying in the street after some sort of fit. People just walked on by. I think they though he was humping the pavement, probably because his trousers fell down.

Did you help him or just comment on what other people did or thought?

Sam Kade · 10-06-2014 11:51PM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I was walking along a very busy street and saw a bloke lying on the ground, face down, his trousers / underwear down, full arse visible, 'humping' the pavement. He was probably in his fifties.

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

Maybe he was just scratching his balls off the pavement.

Delon Armitage Spaceship Extravaganza · 10-06-2014 11:52PM

Saw a falcon dive from a massive height, it was way up in the sky - a barely visible speck and then suddenly it plummeted, I was amazed by how fast it dived. Didn't see where it landed. That was slick

Plazaman · 10-06-2014 11:52PM

I seen a woman buying a trolley load of frozens baguettes, possibly 15 to 20 bags of 10 frozen baguettes.

Were they for a party? Were they the weekly shopping?

Sauve · 10-06-2014 11:55PM

A man walked out of the window on the 2nd floor of our building.
Onto some scaffolding mind, but my mind wandered into a mad monty python sketch after it for a good 20 minutes

fussyonion · 10-06-2014 11:55PM

Plazaman wrote: »

I seen a woman buying a trolley load of frozens baguettes, possibly 15 to 20 bags of 10 frozen baguettes.

Were they for a party? Were they the weekly shopping?

A rock and ROLL party it would seem.

allthedoyles · 10-06-2014 11:56PM

Was walking down an alleyway today , and saw a white pigeon ahead .

As I walked closer this pigeon did not move , and just as I was within 2 feet , it flew upwards over my head , and perched on a window sill.

I found this strange .

smurgen · 10-06-2014 11:58PM

A fella eating tuna out of a tin in the locker room of the gym.also an open tin of beans in a locker in said gym.place is turning into a canteen!

Seedy Arling · 10-06-2014 11:58PM

fussyonion wrote: »

A rock and ROLL party it would seem.

Oh dear...

kneemos · 10-06-2014 11:59PM

Plazaman wrote: »

I seen a woman buying a trolley load of frozens baguettes, possibly 15 to 20 bags of 10 frozen baguettes.

Were they for a party? Were they the weekly shopping?

I've seen lads buy about twenty bags of sugar a couple of times,no idea what it could be for unless it's homebrew or something.

solomafioso · 11-06-2014 12:01AM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

Arthur Beesley · 11-06-2014 12:05AM

solomafioso wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

You saw all that today? surprised you have time to be posting here. Particularly since you should be dead already.

Tail Docker · 11-06-2014 12:13AM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Nah, I stood there watching for an hour. He wasn't having a fit. He did have a happy ending though.

There was probably a crack in the pavement.

Cookie_Monster · 11-06-2014 12:17AM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

How's that out of the ordinary?

well I'm not in Africa so being able to see it is pretty unordinary

syklops · 11-06-2014 12:21AM

I saw an AH-64 Apache gunship take off at the airport today.

Tail Docker · 11-06-2014 12:37AM

syklops wrote: »

I saw an AH-64 Apache gunship take off at the airport today.

How?

MRnotlob606 · 11-06-2014 12:40AM

i went to the store, and a beautiful woman there asked me was I okay, what a lovely sentiment,

Did you see anything out of the ordinary today?

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