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Indian takeaway

  • 09-06-2014 07:32PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,254 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm deeply hungover, any thoughts on a nice curry?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    2smiggy wrote: »
    I'm deeply hungover, any thoughts on a nice curry?

    Your hole will be left like a blood orange.

    But if you don't mind that, work away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I suggest a phaal.

    The hangover will be the least of your worries then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Get naan bread and beer too, stay near a toilet this evening and tomorrow. Actually, a yoilet seems to be better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I suggest a phaal.

    The hangover will be the least of your worries then.

    Phall with 4 cans of Bulmers pear cider.:cool: Moving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Curry was invented to mask the taste of rotten meat.

    Hairy bacon and York cabbage is what you need.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    A good phal. It'll take your mind off the hangover.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    my nan makes good naan bread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Chicken balti pilau rice nan bread and vegetable samosa with a can of coke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,254 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭PropJoe10


    Just drink a bottle of vinegar, it'll clear all that beer right out of ya


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Dhansak is where it's at lad. Lots of lentils in there too for substance.

    Prob the best curry from Indian takeaway, and I say that as a curry addict.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    2smiggy wrote: »
    Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way


    ...put the kitten soft in the fridge. Trust me on this one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I just made a veggie jalfrezi and by made I mean added a jar of Pateks sauce to some quorn. It was very tasty with jacket potatoes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,887 ✭✭✭dmc17


    2smiggy wrote: »
    Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way

    A good lamb vindaloo is part of my hangover ritual too. A good rule of thumb though - 'vindaloo will have you in-da-loo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    My wife made a sh1te curry last night.











    Personally,I prefer chicken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,887 ✭✭✭dmc17


    My wife made a sh1te curry last night.











    Personally,I prefer chicken.

    Personally, I think you need a new wife!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭Northern Monkey


    Chicken/lamb saag and a pershwari nann. Job done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I was having my tea watching TV, there was an Concern advert on with a dying malnourished child with flies on his face, I had knots in my stomach, a lump in my throat and tears running down my cheeks, it was at that moment I thought to myself...

    ... "Fcuk me this curry's hot!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,254 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Went with poppadoms, matar panteer, and a lamb dhansak. Should be here soon. With a few pints of Carling to follow. Victory


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I suggest a phaal.

    The hangover will be the least of your worries then.
    I had one last thursday and immediately went into arse labour


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    :rolleyes:
    Get naan bread and beer too, stay near a toilet this evening and tomorrow. Actually, a yoilet seems to be better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Just eat a bowl of Ice cream afterwards.
    Next morning on the pot and you on fire scream COME ON ICE CREAM.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    If ever in Newcastle then I recommend a curry from Curry Capital in Bigg Market.

    You might end up with a curry McFlurry the next morning though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    2smiggy wrote: »
    Went with poppadoms, matar panteer, and a lamb dhansak. Should be here soon. With a few pints of Carling to follow. Victory

    Let me know what you think. Dhansak ftw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...put the kitten soft in the fridge. Trust me on this one.

    Buy packets of baby wipes and keep them in the fridge. Sweet divine jeses but your asshole will thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    If ever in Newcastle then I recommend a curry from Curry Capital in Bigg Market.

    You might end up with a curry McFlurry the next morning though.
    do you get your copy of viz signed when you go?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Vindaloo never burns my arse. Stop being such whingy gaylords.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    anncoates wrote: »
    Vindaloo never burns my arse. Stop being such whingy gaylords.
    vindaloo isnt spicy at all. I had blocked sinuses last xmas and it was the only thing that cleared them for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,254 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I gave my degenerate gambler of a cousin my bank card to collect my grub, 1 hour late now and no answer from his phone. Only good thing is the 700 daily limit.

    No joke


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    So...Cousin Curry?


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