silly lyrics

fryup · 07-06-2014 10:50PM #1

Silly lyrics in songs, let me get the ball rolling.....

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????

Thin Lizzy jailbreak

"tonights there's going to be a jailbreak somewhere in this town"

i mean duh!! somewhere in this town?? how about the jail

fleet_admiral · 07-06-2014 10:52PM

everything after the year 2001

D1stant · 07-06-2014 10:55PM

"I could be a millionaire - if I had the money"

maguic24 · 07-06-2014 10:55PM

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right! Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

- Pitbull, Give me everything tonight.

Why, pitbull, why go to Times Square? Also, you're supposed to be a fúcking rapper! You rhymed Kodak with.......wait for it.....Kodak!!!
What the actual fúck? :mad:

gctest50 · 07-06-2014 10:57PM

Pages of them just waiting to bring joy to your ears :

http://www.songs-lyrics.com

uch · 07-06-2014 10:57PM

I Boogied in the Kitchen,
I Boogied in the Hall,
I Boogied on My finger,
and I wiped it on the Wall

Chuck Berry

goose2005 · 07-06-2014 11:00PM

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

So basically, first he says he won't lose any sleep because he's got a plan. Then about ten seconds later he doesn't know what he's going to do.

the groutch · 07-06-2014 11:09PM

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a paino falls
Crashing to the ground

KKkitty · 07-06-2014 11:12PM

I'm blue da ba di da ba di.

McChubbin · 07-06-2014 11:12PM

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...

Hotale.com · 07-06-2014 11:13PM

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

It's a real song. Look it up

Excuse the grammar, must have been a foreign site :P

D1stant · 07-06-2014 11:17PM

maguic24 wrote: »

It's like rain on your wedding day...

The only thing ironic about that song is that its written by a woman who doesn't understand what ironic means

Funnyonion79 · 07-06-2014 11:24PM

We'll invite the family round
And drink some English tea
And I stick up my finger
And watch football on tv

Brian Mc Fadden - Real to me

Who is he giving the finger to? Actually that whole song should be in this thread for it's appalling lyrics.

anewme · 07-06-2014 11:27PM

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life, oh life, ........

Life, DesRee

Just hateful song.

Neeson · 07-06-2014 11:29PM

Funnyonion79 wrote: »

Who is he giving the finger to?.

Kerry Katona I think it was. That's why it was English tea and it was her family who came round. He wrote it after he got rid of her.

Davarus Walrus · 07-06-2014 11:29PM

Killing in the Name Of by Rage Against the Machine.

Angsty socialism for spotty middle-class students.

Tail Docker · 07-06-2014 11:29PM

goose2005 wrote: »

So basically, first he says he won't lose any sleep because he's got a plan. Then about ten seconds later he doesn't know what he's going to do.

It was a crap plan. Swiftly abandoned.

FreshKnickers · 07-06-2014 11:29PM

I can't speak for anyone else now but

I really, really, really wanna zig ah zig ah.

Tail Docker · 07-06-2014 11:31PM

the groutch wrote: »

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a paino falls
Crashing to the ground

You take that back Grouch, right here, right now.

fryup · 07-06-2014 11:31PM

Neeson wrote: »

. He wrote it after he got rid of her.

i think she got rid of him

07-06-2014 11:33PM

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

Neeson · 07-06-2014 11:34PM

fryup wrote: »

i think she got rid of him

I'm not sure. Maybe that was it. He ran off with an Australian I think. So that makes sense.

fatherted1969 · 07-06-2014 11:36PM

Pretty much everything from Oasis, lyrically awful

Gmol · 07-06-2014 11:39PM

fryup wrote: »

Silly lyrics in songs, let me get the ball rolling.....

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????

Thin Lizzy jailbreak

"tonights there's going to be a jailbreak somewhere in this town"

i mean duh!! somewhere in this town?? how about the jail

I think they originally were calling the song Jailbait but changed it.

guppy · 07-06-2014 11:39PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

I especially love Bill Bailey's pee-take of 'I've got soul but I'm not a soldier', apparently it's akin to saying 'I've got ham but I'm not a hamster'.

umop.episdn · 07-06-2014 11:41PM

I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. And then the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do he told me: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

Obviously the witch doctor was having a stroke

Ruu · 07-06-2014 11:46PM

This shit is bananas! (Gwen Stefani)

jamesbere · 07-06-2014 11:53PM

Spain's 1968 eurovision winner had some inspiring lyrics, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

KKkitty · 08-06-2014 12:08AM

Ruubot2 wrote: »

This shit is bananas! (Gwen Stefani)

That song is educational!! I had no idea how to spell bananas til I heard it

Schwiiing · 08-06-2014 12:08AM

Basicaly anything by REM or System of a Down. Translate Rammstein lyrics into English and there is some awful nonsense in there

Irish Guitarist · 08-06-2014 12:12AM

Fool To Cry by The Rolling Stones

When I come home baby
And I've been working all night long
I put my daughter on my knee, and she say
"Daddy what's wrong?"
I put my head on her shoulder
She whispers in my ear so sweet
You know what she says?
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

You know, I got a woman
And she lives in the poor part of town
and I go see her sometimes
And we make love, so fine
I put my head on her shoulder
She says, "Tell me all your troubles."
You know what she says? She says
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
and it makes me wonder why."

Daddy you're a fool to cry
Oh, I love you so much baby
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry, yeah
She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry

Even my friends say to me sometimes
And make out like I don't understand them
You know what they say?
They say, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

I'm a fool baby
I'm a fool baby
I'm a certified fool, now
I want to tell ya
Gotta tell ya, baby
I'm a fool baby
I'm a fool baby
Certified fool for ya, mama, come on
I'm a fool
I'm a fool
I'm a fool

What the hell are his friends calling him 'daddy' for? It just sounds like sheer laziness to not change that one word for every chorus.

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