silly lyrics

fryup

Silly lyrics in songs, let me get the ball rolling.....

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????

Thin Lizzy jailbreak

"tonights there's going to be a jailbreak somewhere in this town"

i mean duh!! somewhere in this town?? how about the jail

fleet_admiral

everything after the year 2001

D1stant

"I could be a millionaire - if I had the money"

maguic24

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right! Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

- Pitbull, Give me everything tonight.

Why, pitbull, why go to Times Square? Also, you're supposed to be a fúcking rapper! You rhymed Kodak with.......wait for it.....Kodak!!!
What the actual fúck? :mad:

gctest50

Pages of them just waiting to bring joy to your ears :

http://www.songs-lyrics.com

uch

I Boogied in the Kitchen,
I Boogied in the Hall,
I Boogied on My finger,
and I wiped it on the Wall


Chuck Berry

goose2005

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

So basically, first he says he won't lose any sleep because he's got a plan. Then about ten seconds later he doesn't know what he's going to do.

the groutch

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a paino falls
Crashing to the ground

KKkitty

I'm blue da ba di da ba di.

McChubbin

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...

Hotale.com

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE




It's a real song. Look it up

Excuse the grammar, must have been a foreign site :P

D1stant

maguic24 wrote: »

It's like rain on your wedding day...

The only thing ironic about that song is that its written by a woman who doesn't understand what ironic means

Funnyonion79

We'll invite the family round
And drink some English tea
And I stick up my finger
And watch football on tv

Brian Mc Fadden - Real to me

Who is he giving the finger to? Actually that whole song should be in this thread for it's appalling lyrics.

anewme

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news


Life, oh life, ........

Life, DesRee

Just hateful song.

Neeson

Funnyonion79 wrote: »

Who is he giving the finger to?.

Kerry Katona I think it was. That's why it was English tea and it was her family who came round. He wrote it after he got rid of her.

Davarus Walrus

Killing in the Name Of by Rage Against the Machine.

Angsty socialism for spotty middle-class students.

Tail Docker

goose2005 wrote: »

So basically, first he says he won't lose any sleep because he's got a plan. Then about ten seconds later he doesn't know what he's going to do.

It was a crap plan. Swiftly abandoned.

FreshKnickers

I can't speak for anyone else now but

I really, really, really wanna zig ah zig ah.

Tail Docker

the groutch wrote: »

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a paino falls
Crashing to the ground

You take that back Grouch, right here, right now.

fryup

Neeson wrote: »

. He wrote it after he got rid of her.

i think she got rid of him

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

Neeson

fryup wrote: »

i think she got rid of him

I'm not sure. Maybe that was it. He ran off with an Australian I think. So that makes sense.

fatherted1969

Pretty much everything from Oasis, lyrically awful

Gmol

fryup wrote: »

Silly lyrics in songs, let me get the ball rolling.....

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????

Thin Lizzy jailbreak

"tonights there's going to be a jailbreak somewhere in this town"

i mean duh!! somewhere in this town?? how about the jail

I think they originally were calling the song Jailbait but changed it.

guppy

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

I especially love Bill Bailey's pee-take of 'I've got soul but I'm not a soldier', apparently it's akin to saying 'I've got ham but I'm not a hamster'.

umop.episdn

I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. And then the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do he told me: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

Obviously the witch doctor was having a stroke

Ruu

This shit is bananas! (Gwen Stefani)

jamesbere

Spain's 1968 eurovision winner had some inspiring lyrics, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

KKkitty

Ruubot2 wrote: »

This shit is bananas! (Gwen Stefani)

That song is educational!! I had no idea how to spell bananas til I heard it

Schwiiing

Basicaly anything by REM or System of a Down. Translate Rammstein lyrics into English and there is some awful nonsense in there

Irish Guitarist

Fool To Cry by The Rolling Stones

When I come home baby
And I've been working all night long
I put my daughter on my knee, and she say
"Daddy what's wrong?"
I put my head on her shoulder
She whispers in my ear so sweet
You know what she says?
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

You know, I got a woman
And she lives in the poor part of town
and I go see her sometimes
And we make love, so fine
I put my head on her shoulder
She says, "Tell me all your troubles."
You know what she says? She says
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
and it makes me wonder why."

Daddy you're a fool to cry
Oh, I love you so much baby
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry, yeah
She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry
Daddy you're a fool to cry

Even my friends say to me sometimes
And make out like I don't understand them
You know what they say?
They say, "Daddy you're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
You're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."

I'm a fool baby
I'm a fool baby
I'm a certified fool, now
I want to tell ya
Gotta tell ya, baby
I'm a fool baby
I'm a fool baby
Certified fool for ya, mama, come on
I'm a fool
I'm a fool
I'm a fool

What the hell are his friends calling him 'daddy' for? It just sounds like sheer laziness to not change that one word for every chorus.

Tail Docker

Deleted User wrote: »

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

Schwiiing wrote: »

Basicaly anything by REM or System of a Down. Translate Rammstein lyrics into English and there is some awful nonsense in there

REM lyrics were originally deliberately onomatopoeic, and the Killers line is based on a literary quote- hunter s. thompson, a pretty solid reference.:cool: Rammstein makes sense in german, in a hammer-rock-talking-shyte-but-cool sort of way. Ich will.

gammygils

Deleted User wrote: »

Are we human or are we dancer - The Killers

???

That should be "Are we Human or are we Denser"

Still Siily though!

greenflash

I could sleep
When I lived alone
Is there a ghost in my house


Is there a ghost in my arse?

Band of arse.

Cienciano

U2, Get on your Boots:

The future needs a big kiss
Winds blows with a twist
Never seen a moon like this
Can you see it too?

Night is falling everywhere
Rockets at the fun fair
Satan loves a bomb scare
But won't scare you

Hey! Sexy boots
Get on your boots, yeah

Kaycee2

McChubbin wrote: »

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...

Pan full of rashers for €1.45

LETHAL LADY

gammygils wrote: »

That should be "Are we Human or are we Denser"

Still Siily though!

Huh? I thought the lyrics come from a Hunter S. Thompson quote about Americans raising a generation of dancers.

csallmighty

Willy willy bum bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

3 pages in and no Des'ree?? Well allow me...


I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

guppy

stankratz wrote: »

3 pages in and no Des'ree?? Well allow me...


I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

You're coming late to the party

crockholm

All those terrible similies and metaphors from a Katie Perry/Max Martin collaboration- "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag","like a bee,I've earned my stripes" et fookin cetera

e_e

"I keep it 300
Like the Romans"

guppy

guppy wrote: »

You're coming late to the party

Just had another look at page 1, my scanning technique is not what I believed it was

Rothko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2V2h_Bd_Gg

Duggy747

"I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair"

Just......terrible.

MadYaker

I heard the truth was built to bend
A mechanism to suspend, the guilt
Is what you will require but still you've got to dance little liar
Its just like those fibs to pop and fizz
and when you're forced to take that awful quiz
you're bound to trip, and she'll detect the fiction
on your lips, and dig a contradiction up

Chareth Cutestory

"Informer, you no say "daddy, me Snow, me I'll go blame"
A licky boom-boom down
Detective-mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down"

...tee hee, licky bum bum.

pavb2

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

byte

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"...

Eeden

4 a.m. in the morning
carried away by a moonlight shadow

them moonlight shadows never hang around at 4 a.m. in the afternoon, for sure.

Tail Docker

Lot of cool lyrics getting a bad rep here. Thread title is being misled.