The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

DavyD_83 wrote: »

I blame Grey's Anatomy for that; and TV in general for a lot of the abbreviations and nickknames now considered to be naems in their own rights

Nope, not Greys Anatomy, I managed to talk a friend of mine out of Lexie(among others)last year when she was preggers, a load of young ones in our area have called their daughters Lexie, apparently there is a girl in Eastenders with a child named Lexie and that's where they are getting it

i know a Jayden, as you can imagine he is a little brat due to piss poor parenting.

Someone I know of called their son Clayton Blake, he is not referred to as Clayton, but as Clayton Blake.

Also Noel, someone I know of recently called their baby this, Noel is the name of a forty something alcoholic, not a baby! (Still better than every other madey-uppy name on this thread though!)

Kamiyah, not sure if I am spelling that right, or if there is even a right spelling, another name favoured by the young ones, have seen two come up in my facebook feed this year. What a load of ****e!

Seasan wrote: »

Clever but not clever at the same time-still not a patch on his weirdo brother who cursed his kids with:

"Prince Michael"-often just called "Prince".....sounds more like he was trying to outdo his pop archrival

"Paris"-well,there is at least one other human with that name-Paris Hilton,maybe not so ridiculous but still largely unusual

"Blanket"......????!! -doesn't even deserve the dignity of a debate.

Speaking of being "clever",Kanye West naming his child "North"?So if he has 2 more kids in the future,guess what they're gonna be called!

Prince could be named after Michael's grandfather, Prince Albert Scruse. Paris was conceived in Paris. Blanket is just a nickname. His real name is apparently Prince Michael Jackson II.

Rudolf :mad:

My son was born on 25th December, nurses told us a couple had a son few days before Xmas and named him Rudolf. Way to set you son up for hell every Xmas - Retards.

StinkyMunkey wrote: »

Rudolf :mad:

My son was born on 25th December, nurses told us a couple had a son few days before Xmas and named him Rudolf. Way to set you son up for hell every Xmas - Retards.

If he ever gets a cold or stuffy sinuses he's fúcked altogether.

That's a really beautiful name - it means The Glow of Wine!

Lassie, though! Unfortunate!

****ane. Don't know how to spell it but it's pronounced ****t-AYNE. Her mother, a hard luck case, told her that it's french for 'I love you.' She meant 'Je t'aime,' obviously, but didn't think it was important enough to look it up to make sure she had it right.

Edit! Dammit, just realised I can't use words like that here. Those asterisks represent a word that rhymes with 'grit' and begins with 'sh'.

There is a traveller near where I live called Tupac ward

Bring us back to the 80s when Tracy, Sharon and Deborah were exotic!

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I hope he is not Russian.....with a knack for predicting weather conditions.

Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear:D

Cheeses Cripes!! :pac::pac::pac:

Dympna. I know it's a wonderful olde worlde Gaelic name and all the rest of it, but it's the most annoying bloody thing to say. Also, it always reminds me of this: