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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #962
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    My brother met a guy called Jorma, and it was pronounced 'Yore ma'. It wouldn't be a great name to have in Ireland


  • #963
    chuky_r_law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭chuky_r_law


    my sister in laws son is called zeus. seriously, was she hoping the kid would be bullied?


  • #964
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    chuky_r_law wrote: »
    my sister in laws son is called zeus. seriously, was she hoping the kid would be bullied?

    Who the fcuk is gonna bully Zeus ? That kid is gonna be all kinds of awesome. Wish I was called Zeus.


  • #965
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    jay1988 wrote: »
    Girl I know has named her baby 'neveah'. Cos according to her "it's heaven spelled backwards" ... Except it's not.

    fookin hell. i met someone a couple of weeks ago with that name. thought it was a screw up of having heard the name niamh but not clearly enough.. which happens!!


  • #966
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,872 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    Who the fcuk is gonna bully Zeus ? That kid is gonna be all kinds of awesome. Wish I was called Zeus.

    There's a Zeus on my road. Oh wait, it's a Rottweiler and I certainly wouldn't bully it!


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  • #967
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Friend of mine named her baby T.J. Its the most bogger name I could ever imagine, it's awful.


  • #968
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Xdancer wrote: »
    I think one of the worst names I have heard is Danika. I also know someone who called their child KC. It's not short for anything, just 2 letters.
    Maybe the mother did a little dance, gave a little love, and got down that night.....


  • #969
    LashingLady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭LashingLady


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Sneachta, Saoirse, etc. Ugh, horrible.

    I think Sneachta is a strawman parody name there isn't really anyone called that.

    Saoirse is a totally normal Irish name - it would be a boring world if everyone was called Sean or James...


  • #970
    joe stodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    homemadecider wrote: »
    Friend of mine named her baby T.J. Its the most bogger name I could ever imagine, it's awful.

    No way man, podge or P.J. Are the worst bigger names going.

    I used to work with a lad called podge and he looked every bit of his name.


  • #971
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Had to resurrect this thread after reading about someone who named their child "Kailarni" ayer their granny who came from Killarney...


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  • #972
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Scarinae wrote: »
    My brother met a guy called Jorma, and it was pronounced 'Yore ma'. It wouldn't be a great name to have in Ireland

    I have a friend called Jorma. its a Finnish name and fairly common there.:)

    Also know 2 Podges and they do indeed live up to their names!!


  • #973
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    I know an iTunes


  • #974
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I know an iTunes

    Really?


  • #975
    creolebelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭creolebelle


    apple
    sir
    chandelier


  • #976
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    efb wrote: »
    Really?

    No lie.


  • #977
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I know an iTunes

    Jaysis. Just... Jaysis!! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #978
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,139 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    I saw a girl yesterday whose name is Phoenix. I immediately thought of this thread.

    I also saw a Tegan.


  • #979
    eyescreamcone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    Mars Bar wrote: »
    I saw a girl yesterday whose name is Phoenix. I immediately thought of this thread.

    I also saw a Tegan.

    I like Phoenix as a name


  • #980
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    eyescreamcone wrote: »
    I like Phoenix as a name

    No! Kill it with fire!

    Oh, right...


  • #981
    Carefulnow11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Carefulnow11


    "kievan" was popular for a while


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  • #982
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    eyescreamcone wrote: »
    I like Phoenix as a name

    But not as a city? or a park?:D


  • #983
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Any of those unpronounceable and unspellable Irish names. It seems to be rampant amongst the female presenters of RTE.


  • #984
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aeneus, has to up there as one of the worst, I mean life is hard enough without setting a kid up like that.


  • #985
    dizzymiss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 282 ✭✭dizzymiss


    Schmaug!!! I **** you not. Yes as in very similar to that hobbit character name. Poor child.


  • #986
    spookymuffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭spookymuffin


    I was walking home the other day and could hear a woman yelling after her son, who had run ahead of her.

    I would have thought I'd misheard her if she wasn't bellowing it at the top of her lungs over and over again.

    The little boy's name was Falcon!


  • #987
    micar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭micar


    Work with a guy whose surname is Oman. He named is first boy Damien.


  • #988
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    A guy I know just called his 1st son JR, yes he called it after John Ross on dallas, the tool

    Also Tristan as a name is just wrong, what will his nickname be, tristy ???


  • #989
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,139 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    spookymuffin wrote: »
    I was walking home the other day and could hear a woman yelling after her son, who had run ahead of her.

    I would have thought I'd misheard her if she wasn't bellowing it at the top of her lungs over and over again.

    The little boy's name was Falcon!

    He should definitely meet up with Phoenix.


  • #990
    eyescreamcone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    spookymuffin wrote: »
    I was walking home the other day and could hear a woman yelling after her son, who had run ahead of her.

    I would have thought I'd misheard her if she wasn't bellowing it at the top of her lungs over and over again.

    The little boy's name was Falcon!

    Scott of the Antartic

    Robert F. Scott

    The F stands for Falcon!


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  • #991
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    spookymuffin wrote: »
    I was walking home the other day and could hear a woman yelling after her son, who had run ahead of her.

    I would have thought I'd misheard her if she wasn't bellowing it at the top of her lungs over and over again.

    The little boy's name was Falcon!
    Was she shouting "GET YER FALCON @RSE BACK HERE, YE LITTLE...."


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