Have you ever come home from a night out wearing clothes that aren't yours?

some random drunk · 01-06-2014 10:33PM #1

Or have you ever lost any articles of clothing on a night out?

One time I was very drunk walking home up my street and I spotted a leather jacket hanging up on some railings. Decided I absolutely must try it on, then I woke up the next morning wearing it in bed. It was an awful battered, dirty thing, so in the end I put it back that morning on the railings from whence it came.
Another morning I was walking to work and found a pile of neatly folded clothes at the side of the road with a banana placed on top. Always wondered what exactly had happened the night before.
I've told this story before, but a mate of mine turned up at 5 aside football one time in a manky yellow GAA jersey. Turns out he drunkenly robbed it from the bedroom floor of a girl he had a one night stand with.

So folks have ye any stories about losing clothes or coming home with extra clothes from a drunken night out?

porsche959 · 01-06-2014 10:41PM

No, but I once got in a row with a loon who tore my suit jacket. Got some funny looks in the queue for the nightlink.

Legs.Eleven · 01-06-2014 10:41PM

Knickers and a pair of shoes.

some random drunk · 01-06-2014 10:46PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Knickers and a pair of shoes.

You came home wearing another girls knickers? Please tell the story

RayM · 01-06-2014 10:49PM

No. If it doesn't have my name written on either the label or the inside of the collar, I know it can't be mine.

Legs.Eleven · 01-06-2014 10:49PM

some random drunk wrote: »

You came home wearing another girls knickers? Please tell the story

Lost 'em both!

job seeker · 01-06-2014 10:58PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Knickers and a pair of shoes.

Giggidy!

Myself?

Erm, found a jacket on a night out.. I thought I may have a few quid for myself. But it only had a used condom in the pocket.. Did not want! So I left it were it was..

--LOS-- · 01-06-2014 11:33PM

no I have not

well done me

01-06-2014 11:36PM

Are they your knickers or mine

dundalkfc10 · 02-06-2014 12:17AM

Ayia Napa about 10 years ago, went on a boat party (cant remember leaving it) next thing I remember Im in a nightclub with 1 shoe on, and my mates said I left the boat with 1 shoe...Stayed out all night with 1 shoe though, 1 foot was very sore the next day

Came home last week with a girls jacket that I had pulled, took hers and left mine on her floor, awkward going around the next day to swap it back

biko · 02-06-2014 12:21AM

I never lose articles of clothing, expect for baseball hats. I have had to stop buying baseball hats because I simply can't hold on to them.
Toques, fine - baseball hats, gone with the wind.

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-06-2014 12:23AM

Yeah a few times.

Came home with a pair of high heels on one night, swapped my shoes with some random girl in Temple Bar.

Was in a casino in Dublin, pissed, played roulette with a few die hard gamblers. Left completely broke, one of the aul lads insisted that I wear his cardigan home. That was weird.

Used a traffic cone for a hat one night, does that count?

unfortunately · 02-06-2014 02:17AM

I left a club once after being unable to find my jacket and saw a guy outside wearing it. I went up to him and said "Sorry, I think that's my jacket", he was caught red-handed but pretended it was a mistake -it was awkward and obvious what he did, but I went along with it because I just glad to have my jacket back.

I have no idea why anyone would steal someones stuff in a club; And be dumb enough to hang around afterwards.

pablo128 · 02-06-2014 02:32AM

I 'found' a lovely black leather 'Lee' jacket in a club one night. It fitted me perfectly. Had it for a long time afterwards.

murray.eoghan · 02-06-2014 02:37AM

I came home with a girls santa hat and a pair of sunglasses from a disco one time.......

Have you ever come home from a night out wearing clothes that aren't yours?

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