Brilliantly stupid celebrity quotes

Grayditch · 30-05-2014 05:36PM

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle" - Kanye West

I actually love that one.

rawn · 30-05-2014 05:40PM

Snooki:

“I’m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say ‘A quarter to 2’ I wouldn’t know. Why can’t you just say 2:30?”

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 30-05-2014 05:42PM

"The subscription model of buying music is bankrupt" - Steve Jobs

In fairness though, he did some quite remarkable and inspirational things too, so we'll let him off with that one :P

For example:

"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything -- all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure -- these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. ... Stay hungry. Stay foolish."

30-05-2014 05:56PM

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

In fairness though, he did some quite remarkable and inspirational things too, so we'll let him off with that one :P

For example:

I think his stupidest move was eschewing science based medicine to treat his cancer in favour of 'alternative medicine'*

*aka bullsh!t.

ballsymchugh · 30-05-2014 06:06PM

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

this guy has loads of stoopid quotes.

http://www.skeptictank.org/barry.htm

Tony EH · 30-05-2014 07:55PM

rawn wrote: »

Snooki:

“I’m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say ‘A quarter to 2’ I wouldn’t know. Why can’t you just say 2:30?”

Jaysis wept :eek:

fumblingbee · 30-05-2014 10:57PM

the culture of deference wrote: »

Kanye West

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.”

I'm sorry but how is this stupid statement? I thought this was common knowledge by now?

Ihatecuddles · 30-05-2014 11:25PM

She's a west Texas girl just like me.

-George Bush. Possibly my favourite of all time.

Legs.Eleven · 30-05-2014 11:54PM

mauzo! wrote: »

She's a west Texas girl just like me.

-George Bush. Possibly my favourite of all time.

Hahahah!

feargale · 31-05-2014 12:12AM

There was no sex in Ireland before television - Oliver J. Flanagan.

RikkFlair · 31-05-2014 12:59AM

"Marty Morrissey brought sex to the GAA"

Pat Spillane

crockholm · 31-05-2014 01:20AM

The quote that I Always have a Little smile when I Think about it is from the deceased former owner of Atletico Madrid Jesus Gill.Little background info-Gill was recently out of hospital for a heart related condition and he agreed to do an interveiw with a reporter.During the interveiw,the reporter mentioned a player who drew the ire of Mr. Gill-the reporter then asked Gill to calm down,as it would be bad for his heart, to which Gill responded: "You can shove my fukking heart up your arse"

Legend.

creolebelle · 31-05-2014 01:22AM

OneEightSeven wrote: »

"George Bush doesn't care about black people."

- Kanye West

No. That was brilliant

Hotale.com · 31-05-2014 01:25AM

"Should you not be studying!?!!? :mad:"

-shopaholic01

DazMarz · 31-05-2014 01:28AM

"I'm a firm believer that if the other team scores, you have to score at least twice to win"

Hotale.com · 31-05-2014 01:31AM

DazMarz wrote: »

"I'm a firm believer that if the other team scores, you have to score at least twice to win"

Didn't Brendan Rodgers actually say that? :P

EoghanIRL · 31-05-2014 01:35AM

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - actual George Bush quote.

Lingua Franca · 31-05-2014 01:59AM

https://twitter.com/officialjaden
Every. Single. Tweet.

Lingua Franca · 31-05-2014 02:13AM

Oh, ok then. Some examples.

There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

(Emphasis his)

You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950. #Fallow

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

"It's Your Birthday" Mateo Said. I Didn't Respond. "Are You Not Excited To Be 15" He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered "I Turned 15 Long Ago"

(He'd just turned 15)

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Jonah Hill Is A Genius

You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

I'm Slowly Realizing I Need To Make A Trip Out To Norway

I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

beanie. · 31-05-2014 02:55AM

Joey Essex
“I can't blow my nose, I've never learnt how to do it”

--LOS-- · 31-05-2014 02:57AM

Bertie Ahern on not having a bank account............

"Some people dye their hair yellow or put rings in their noses. I decided I wasn't going to open an account."

Lucifer MorningStar · 31-05-2014 03:00AM

Not a celebrity, but a well known Televangelist. Pat Robertson, he's the creepy old man on the 700 club.

"If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more."

Christy Browne · 31-05-2014 03:47AM

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - George Bush

Sunglasses Ron · 31-05-2014 07:46AM

fearrua wrote: »

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson

Given that produce from that part of the world was a major contributor to his athletic decline one might call it a freudian slip more than anything

I can't seem to find the exact quote I read in the paper, but Kanye West apparently referred to the Kardashian family as the most interesting and influential cultural phenomena of our lifetime (in those words or similar)