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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #6422
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    czechlin wrote: »
    Well they have to be in a special sack...:pac:

    Ah feck :D I edited my post but you got there first!


  • #6423
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Ah feck :D I edited my post but you got there first!

    I couldn't NOT jump on that!:D


  • #6424
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    czechlin wrote: »
    I couldn't NOT jump on that!:D

    *fnarr fnarr


  • #6425
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I am biting my tongue here..................


  • #6426
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    *fnarr fnarr


    Trivial annoyance -

    I'm normally able to come up with all manner of perverted retorts, but right now I'm firing blanks on the inyourendoh front :(


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  • #6427
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Trivial annoyance -

    I'm normally able to come up with all manner of perverted retorts, but right now I'm firing blanks on the inyourendoh front :(

    I know I've got a sewer like a mind...


  • #6428
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I blame myself!! One euphemism for beef-curtains and they go mad! :D


  • #6429
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I blame myself!! One euphemism for beef-curtains and they go mad! :D

    Gammon flaps


  • #6430
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Gammon flaps

    Pork Portcullis??


  • #6431
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Pork Portcullis??

    Hanging rasher! :eek:


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  • #6432
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    I am not getting dragged into this!


  • #6433
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    "Little man in a boat"


  • #6434
    MagicIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    I am finding myself becoming filled with increasing rage whenever I witness somebody post a photograph of themselves with other people and refer to it as a "selfie". Surely the fúcking word gives it away? Selfie. As in: yourself.

    A small side note: Stop taking photographs of yourselves, you assholes.


  • #6435
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    MagicIRL wrote: »
    I am finding myself becoming filled with increasing rage whenever I witness somebody post a photograph of themselves with other people and refer to it as a "selfie". Surely the fúcking word gives it away? Selfie. As in: yourself.

    A small side note: Stop taking photographs of yourselves, you assholes.
    Worse, SO MUCH WORSE, is the new trend of 'aftersex selfies':eek::eek::eek: Why, why in the name of Jazus would you post that on Facebook, is nothing private anymore:confused::confused::mad:


  • #6436
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Worse, SO MUCH WORSE, is the new trend of 'aftersex selfies':eek::eek::eek: Why, why in the name of Jazus would you post that on Facebook, is nothing private anymore:confused::confused::mad:

    Are you serious!? :eek:
    Holy sh1t, the mind boggles! :confused:


  • #6437
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    czechlin wrote: »
    Are you serious!? :eek:
    Holy sh1t, the mind boggles! :confused:
    Sadly it is true:(


  • #6438
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Sadly it is true:(

    Weirdos. Taking a selfie would be the last thing on my mind after fooling between the sheets! :pac:


  • #6439
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    czechlin wrote: »
    Weirdos. Taking a selfie would be the last thing on my mind after fooling between the sheets! :pac:
    I would lose all respect for anyone I knew who posted one. There are just some things I don't need to know. There are very few things you get to keep private, your sex life with someone you care about should be something private.


  • #6440
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I honestly don't know why my skin hates me so much. How on earth I can cut myself using a salt scrub in the shower I do not know:confused:


  • #6441
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I honestly don't know why my skin hates me so much. How on earth I can cut myself using a salt scrub in the shower I do not know:confused:

    Poor thing. I have rhinocerous hide that would probably stop a .22WMR. I'd hate that.


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  • #6442
    NordieSteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭NordieSteve


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I would lose all respect for anyone I knew who posted one. There are just some things I don't need to know. There are very few things you get to keep private, your sex life with someone you care about should be something private.

    Do yourself a favour and never forget your earphones on a bus, the last thing you need to hear is a knacker refer to her ladypart as a "rasher". *shudders*


  • #6443
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    czechlin wrote: »
    Weirdos. Taking a selfie would be the last thing on my mind after fooling between the sheets! :pac:

    Can we come up with some good euphemisms for this? Ooh can we, can we??


  • #6444
    shroom007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭shroom007


    a shaggy


  • #6445
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    People who use the word 'darling' as though it's going out of fashion. I'm watching Chelsea flower show and there's a woman who seems to finish almost every sentence with 'darling', in a particularly irritatingly flamboyant way, I hate affectation.


  • #6446
    shroom007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭shroom007


    slow big people in the supermarket, got stuck behind two hippos in the biscuit section today having a fu*king public meeting about what biscuits to go for,they were covering all the good ones all the rubbish ones at the end was all i could reach.arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I wanted a quick look pick up some tunnocks tea cakes and off i go
    had to leave since I have zero patience and now I have no tea cakes


  • #6447
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    shroom007 wrote: »
    slow big people in the supermarket, got stuck behind two hippos in the biscuit section today having a fu*king public meeting about what biscuits to go for,they were covering all the good ones all the rubbish ones at the end was all i could reach.arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I wanted a quick look pick up some tunnocks tea cakes and off i go
    had to leave since I have zero patience and now I have no tea cakes

    :D
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcJBa9vFyRv4rtAVuY8pr9QpsfSKb3P0wYkN4yrXKFdvPJHK-d1g


  • #6448
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    :D


    Dat ASS :eek:




    The one on the right ain't bad either... :pac:


  • #6449
    NordieSteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭NordieSteve


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Dat ASS :eek:




    The one on the right ain't bad either... :pac:

    Rhino what you did there.


  • #6450
    desultory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Worse, SO MUCH WORSE, is the new trend of 'aftersex selfies':eek::eek::eek: Why, why in the name of Jazus would you post that on Facebook, is nothing private anymore:confused::confused::mad:

    There's also 'mid sex selfie' yeah I'm not joking.
    Lots of girls bent over with the guy behind them, unbelievable! The things people do for attention..


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  • #6451
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Getting to the pub first, sitting there on your own like a complete wally.

    Big groups of people everywhere, then me :( taking up a 6 person table!! Spot the loner.


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