Celebrity splitzville megathread

Ann Landers · 26-03-2014 3:27am

Crea wrote: »

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have split. Sad one this one.

http://uk.eonline.com/news/525005/gwyneth-paltrow-and-chris-martin-separating-after-10-years-of-marriage?cmpid=tweol-manual

No more than Courteney Cox and David Arquette, this was a split I always knew was coming.

26-03-2014 3:33am

He was always really punching above his weight here!!

Dozen Wicked Words · 26-03-2014 10:48am

BabysCoffee wrote: »

I bet she worked hard to keep them together

How exactly? if the rumours are true about what she got up to I am not sure how that keeps a couple together. They both appear from the outside, to be quite prickly personalities and this looked like a fairly obvious split waiting to happen imo.

Galwayguy35 · 27-03-2014 2:46am

bubblypop wrote: »

He was always really punching above his weight here!!

Why?

ChopShop · 27-03-2014 8:38am

I think the nicest thing i could have said about her is that she makes him seem not-so-bad.

Almost.

JP Liz V1 · 28-03-2014 12:41am

Crea wrote: »

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have split. Sad one this one.

http://uk.eonline.com/news/525005/gwyneth-paltrow-and-chris-martin-separating-after-10-years-of-marriage?cmpid=tweol-manual

Not so para para paradise, para para paradise

I'll get my coat

JP Liz V1 · 31-03-2014 11:40pm

Nikki Reed and her husband Paul McDonald have separated

upstairs for coffee · 03-04-2014 6:00pm

Barack and Michelle Obama are splitting up according to a magazine headline when queuing at the shop.

Galwayguy35 · 03-04-2014 6:15pm

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Barack and Michelle Obama are splitting up according to a magazine headline when queuing at the shop.

I'd be surprised if there was any split while he was still the President, even if they hate each other behind closed doors they would have to show a united front in public.

Penny Dreadful · 03-04-2014 7:46pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

I'd be surprised if there was any split while he was still the President, even if they hate each other behind closed doors they would have to show a united front in public.

I agree. This has been trotted out by US magazines many times during the duration of his presidency. Sometimes it's alternated with her being pregnant. That doesn't seem to be true either.

buttercups88 · 07-05-2014 11:30am

Katie Price has just announced she's divorcing her new hubbie Kieran Haylor after finding out he's been having an affair with her best friend. She only announced she's expecting their second child together (her 5th).... so much drama

Lisha · 07-05-2014 11:32am

buttercups88 wrote: »

Katie Price has just announced she's divorcing her new hubbie Kieran Haylor after finding out he's been having an affair with her best friend. She only announced she's expecting their second child together (her 5th).... so much drama

I'm gob smacked !!

I wonder is any of it true at all? Was the whole marriage a sham from the start?

buttercups88 · 07-05-2014 11:35am

Lisha wrote: »

I'm gob smacked !!

I wonder is any of it true at all? Was the whole marriage a sham from the start?

well was posted on her personal twitter account

"Sorry to say me and kieran are divorcing him and my best friend jane pountney bee having a full blown sexual affair for 7 months"

her spokesperson has refused to comment/deny it

xzanti · 07-05-2014 1:51pm

December2012 · 07-05-2014 3:42pm

Lisha wrote: »

I'm gob smacked !!

I wonder is any of it true at all? Was the whole marriage a sham from the start?

I wouldn't say it was a sham but I think it's a bad idea to get married after having known each other a month.

Lisha · 07-05-2014 4:28pm

December2012 wrote: »

I wouldn't say it was a sham but I think it's a bad idea to get married after having known each other a month.

Part of me wonders if publicity is the biggest motivator in this marriage.
Which I dislike saying as part of me really feels sorry for Katie Price .
Now really it just looks like she is her own worst enemy

xzanti · 07-05-2014 5:08pm

Yeah 6 months preggers with a 'shock' pregnancy.. and her latest still pretty much an infant is not the best time to find your Hubby has been sleeping with your best mate!! I do feel sorry for her on this one.

Having said that.. I'm sure she has plenty of staff to help her cope with the kids.

Paddy Cow · 08-05-2014 8:52am

I want to feel sorry for her but can't. She is a liar without conscience. She supposedly didn't know she was pregnant for six months. At christmas, she tweeted about being so ill she needed an mri scan. Women of child bearing age are giving a pregnancy test before having an mri scan, so either she wasn't so ill she needed the scan and was just looking for attention, or she knew fine well she was pregnant and was just using her unborn child for attention. Either way, I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth and the callous way in which she can use distressing situations to manipulate others to feel sorry for her, leads me to believe that not only is she dead behind the eyes but she really is a cold hearted skank.

She's made a joke of marriage so it's hardly surprising that she attracted someone who didn't take the whole thing seriously either. If she spent less time focusing on manipulating the media and public for attention and more time on actually living a drama free life, she might find someone who wants her for her and not the media circus she attracts.

I want to feel sorry for her but it's the kids I empathise with. I wonder how long it will be before they have a new Daddy in their lives who is there to stay for real this time :rolleyes:

xzanti · 08-05-2014 9:10am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I want to feel sorry for her but it's the kids I empathise with. I wonder how long it will be before they have a new Daddy in their lives who is there to stay for real this time :rolleyes:

Yeah I have to say it irks me when I see little Harvey, Princess and Junior papped playing in the park with a new "Uncle" every year.. they need consistency.

Paddy Cow · 08-05-2014 9:13am

xzanti wrote: »

Yeah I have to say it irks me when I see little Princess and Junior papped playing in the park with a new "Uncle" every year.. they need consistency.

When her and Peter were together she made a huge deal about how Peter was such a good father to Harvey and the real dad was a dead beat. In fairness to Peter he was a brilliant dad to Harvey and I thought it was really cruel of Katie to not let them maintain that relationship when she broke up with Peter. She wasn't just hurting Peter, she was hurting a kid with huge disabilities who needs stability in his life.

cactuspaw · 11-05-2014 10:05pm

buttercups88 wrote: »

well was posted on her personal twitter account

"Sorry to say me and kieran are divorcing him and my best friend jane pountney bee having a full blown sexual affair for 7 months"

her spokesperson has refused to comment/deny it

Well that's pure class isn't it. What a future those 5 kids will have!

JP Liz V1 · 12-05-2014 5:39pm

buttercups88 wrote: »

well was posted on her personal twitter account

"Sorry to say me and kieran are divorcing him and my best friend jane pountney bee having a full blown sexual affair for 7 months"

her spokesperson has refused to comment/deny it

Her and Kieran and the friend Jane will make loads of cash now selling their "story"

I see her ex Alex trannie fella is offering her his shoulder to cry on

January · 14-05-2014 1:34pm

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Her and Kieran and the friend Jane will make loads of cash now selling their "story"

I see her ex Alex trannie fella is offering her his shoulder to cry on

Apparently Kieran is gagged by the pre-nup so he's unable to talk about the marriage if it breaks up.

buttercups88 · 21-05-2014 9:31am

Rory mc illroy and Caroline wozniacki have called off their engagement and wedding plans after sending out invitations at the weekend. Apparently the invitations made him realise he wasn't ready for marriage

In a statement he says: 'There is no right way to end a relationship that has been so important to two people. The wedding invitations issued at the weekend made me realise that I wasn't ready for all that marriage entails. I wish Caroline all the happiness she deserves and thank her for the great times we've had. I will not be saying anything more about our relationship in any setting.'

Da Shins Kelly · 21-05-2014 2:22pm

Jesus. At least he didn't go ahead with it if it didn't feel right, but you'd be wondering why he let it go on so long if he wasn't ready. I doubt it was just the wedding invitations that made him realize it wasn't right.