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Mankind's crowning achievement

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    Your planet or Michael Bay, pick.

    "If you love the decepticons, YOU CAN GO TELL THEM YOURSELF MICHAEL"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Hitler.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Resonator75


    stimpson wrote: »
    I would say the transistor, but as it's AH, you can have this:


    Genius, that gave me the best belly laugh in a month, thanks man!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Resonator75


    I cannot believe no one has mentioned it 5 pages in, to be serious for a moment:

    The Moon Shot. It is the culmination of everything man (and Woman) kind has ever done.

    It has no comparison half a century later. Man they thought big back then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I cannot believe no one has mentioned it 5 pages in, to be serious for a moment:

    The Moon Shot. It is the culmination of everything man (and Woman) kind has ever done.

    It has no comparison half a century later. Man they thought big back then.

    Scroll up this page to post #61. :)

    I wish I had been born in time to see that. Awesome, in the proper sense of that word.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Resonator75


    Muise... wrote: »
    Scroll up this page to post #61. :)

    I wish I had been born in time to see that. Awesome, in the proper sense of that word.

    Doh, Just saw that, kudos and sorry man :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,903 ✭✭✭ozmo


    Wasnt this the plot if a twilight zone ep -

    Aliens going to exterminate us because if our puny wars amongst ourselves- had a day to come up with something good..justify our existance.
    After a few phone calls the human race achieved and presented world peace to the aliens- Who laughed and said they actually expected some decent weapons and warriors - erased the planet...
    Cool short story.


    So my hyphothecial answer would be something the aliens dont have- so not internet or electricity or trips to moon- to get here they will surely have plenty of tech way more advanced that,

    maybe maths, art, literature, chocolate.

    “Roll it back”



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,904 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Allowing ourselves to be domesticiated by the true Master Race - cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Doh, Just saw that, kudos and sorry man :)

    no need to apologise, man.

    /ladyposter ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Aquagakka


    Everything man has achieved in the last 100 years has been made possible by the advancement of electricity.

    And rubber tyres to get all that stuff moving around.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    The Washing Machine - it might be boring, and taken for granted, but I'm pretty sure it's impact on society, free time, leisure and health etc. for billions of people in the last century would be stunning if you looked into all the trickle down effects.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Resonator75


    Muise... wrote: »
    no need to apologise, man.

    /ladyposter ;)


    How very dare you:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    Give them something that no-one else can! Complete and utter dependance!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    ^ We have developed our society to a level that every situation has a relevant Simpsons quote.....or Fr Ted quote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    ^ We have developed our society to a level that every situation has a relevant Simpsons quote.....or Fr Ted quote.

    I was going to use the Kent Brockman "As a TV personality I can round up people to toil in their sugarcaves/I for one welcome our insect overlords" quote :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    absolutely nothing. bring on the extinction! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    This.

    </THREAD> tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    pundy wrote: »
    absolutely nothing. bring on the extinction! :)

    It's funny but if I was being absolutely serious then I might have to agree with you!

    All of our best achievements would be filed under 'technology' as far as I'm concerned, but they would probably pale in comparison to those of the durned aliens!

    Except maybe the rubik's cube...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    It's funny but if I was being absolutely serious then I might have to agree with you!

    All of our best achievements would be filed under 'technology' as far as I'm concerned, but they would probably pale in comparison to those of the durned aliens!

    Except maybe the rubik's cube...

    I dunno, if you're an interstellar civilization asking someone to justify their existence, surely what you're really asking is "Are these guys a threat? Do they have anything to offer? Can they ultimately contribute to our galactic society one day, or will they tear it apart?"

    Things like the international cooperation required for things like the ISS to come to fruition, surviving the cold war without a single nuclear weapon being launched, and humanity's generally overwhelming charitable tendencies would leave me optimistic that they'd say "Feck it, let's give these lads a chance. We'll be back in 200 years."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    It's funny but if I was being absolutely serious then I might have to agree with you!

    All of our best achievements would be filed under 'technology' as far as I'm concerned, but they would probably pale in comparison to those of the durned aliens!

    Except maybe the rubik's cube...

    we're all horrible, so they probably wouldnt even bother giving us a warning.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Muise... wrote: »
    Music, certainly, because if they have the mathematics necessary to build craft to get here, they will understand it. Visual art, not so much.
    Maybe, maybe not. Take music on our planet among our own kind. Listen to traditional Japanese classical music and it's arhythmic, atonal and extremely dissonant to western ears. Apparently it appeals to different parts of the brain. The local ear was trained to it growing up in the culture. So to an alien Mozart's best could sound like white noise or nails down a blackboard. They might come from a world with a vastly different soundscape for a start.

    Visual art? Actually that might have slightly more in the game. Representational stuff anyway. They might marvel at the craft of reproducing nature. Abstract art might confuse them as quite a lot of it requires a secondary explanation. Then again if they came from a world orbiting a dwarf star or somesuch their visual references could be way off ours.

    They may even see "art" of all forms as backward. Their art might be some weird cultural stuff. If they're artificial intelligences(much more likely for all sorts of reasons) then it may not register at all.

    Our technology? That might impress in some areas, in much the same we might be impressed by the ability of a stone aged man to knock up a handaxe. Nuclear weapons would likely give them cause for concern. The sheer power required to deflect a H bomb would be colossal. We could be a threat to them on the ground. Again in the same way that a modern SEAL team would want to take serious care going into deep forest if Neandertals lived there.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    White flag.








    ....and hope they understand what it means.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Quantum Mechanics.

    Mankinds greatest intellectual achievement.

    Giving a reasonable explanation of how they arrived at earth in the first place should garner some kind of admiration.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    Prawn Cocktail flavour crisps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,246 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Show them first few episodes of "BREAKING BAD "

    might not save us but could buy us some time .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Maybe, maybe not. Take music on our planet among our own kind. Listen to traditional Japanese classical music and it's arhythmic, atonal and extremely dissonant to western ears. Apparently it appeals to different parts of the brain. The local ear was trained to it growing up in the culture. So to an alien Mozart's best could sound like white noise or nails down a blackboard. They might come from a world with a vastly different soundscape for a start.

    Visual art? Actually that might have slightly more in the game. Representational stuff anyway. They might marvel at the craft of reproducing nature. Abstract art might confuse them as quite a lot of it requires a secondary explanation. Then again if they came from a world orbiting a dwarf star or somesuch their visual references could be way off ours.

    They may even see "art" of all forms as backward. Their art might be some weird cultural stuff. If they're artificial intelligences(much more likely for all sorts of reasons) then it may not register at all.

    Our technology? That might impress in some areas, in much the same we might be impressed by the ability of a stone aged man to knock up a handaxe. Nuclear weapons would likely give them cause for concern. The sheer power required to deflect a H bomb would be colossal. We could be a threat to them on the ground. Again in the same way that a modern SEAL team would want to take serious care going into deep forest if Neandertals lived there.

    All true of course, but I guess the whole 'art / music over technology' argument is kind of like a 'well this is as good as we've got to try and convince you' argument!

    If they going to be nonplussed by our technology, which many would assume to be our greatest achievement then what else have we got?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    Show them first few episodes of "BREAKING BAD "

    might not save us but could buy us some time .

    Just enough time to slip a capsule of ricin into their drink? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 167 ✭✭Jagdtiger


    Last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    For me it'd have to be our music but, as Wibbs points out, the soundscape of their planet might be wildly different or, indeed, they might be a race of AI created by other sentient beings for the purposes of exploration and I honestly can't see AI ever having emotional responses to sounds.

    If such an event ever occurs, tbh, we're very much at the mercy of the Aliens. Sure, we might be able to repell an initial hostile contact with nukes and/or guerrilla tactics on the ground but if a race is advanced enough to get here with enough numbers / tech to pose such a threat, it's a safe bet they have the capacity to return with reinforcements.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    think we should combine the two best suggestions in the thread:

    A Useless Machine, made out of bacon


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