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Mankind's crowning achievement

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    show them" the Avengers assemble",say that they are on holidays but are rushing back to kick their slimy alien asses,that should teach those alien bas tards not ufck with us;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Obvious answer is obvious







    Mans crowning achievement is






























    ME :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Maphisto wrote: »
    Chocolate Kimberleys

    They're no mini rolls now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Obvious answer is obvious







    Mans crowning achievement is






























    ME :D
    we are DOOMED,DOOMED I TELL YOU,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭professore


    stimpson wrote: »
    I would say the transistor, but as it's AH, you can have this:


    I want one!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    The second telephone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,065 ✭✭✭✭josip


    stimpson wrote: »
    I would say the transistor, but as it's AH, you can have this:

    The store is closed !!!!!!! :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    This


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    In my opinion the Pioneer and Voyager spacecraft are the pinnacles of human achievement. They are our first interstellar vehicles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,082 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Duct tape.

    Ban billionaires



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭BandyMandy


    Some good things some (mostly) bad. .......but I would tell them their experiment failed.. :-(

    By saying that, I believe the "aliens" put us here! Look at the mars project, us earthlings are going to create a new conoley /world!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Showing a species that can cross interstellar space our crappy technology would be kind of pointless - and our understanding of science behind it to date wouldn't be up to scratch either. It would have to be some kind of art or literature or philosophical something or other.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Showing a species that can cross interstellar space our crappy technology would be kind of pointless - and our understanding of science behind it to date wouldn't be up to scratch either. It would have to be some kind of art or literature or philosophical something or other.

    Like sharknado? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,082 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Duct tape.

    Ban billionaires



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Akrasia wrote: »
    Duct tape.

    Ducktape, they'd be confounded as to why we go around taping ducks to things


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Hoverboards. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    We are still in the dark ages of our development as a species


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Music (classical, orchestra) or art (paintings, sculptures) would be the only two things that could impress them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Senna wrote: »
    Music (classical, orchestra) or art (paintings, sculptures) would be the only two things that could impress them.

    Music, certainly, because if they have the mathematics necessary to build craft to get here, they will understand it. Visual art, not so much. The Voyager Golden Record is an excellent ambassador.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contents_of_the_Voyager_Golden_Record


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    Show the cnuts Empathy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    Like sharknado? :D

    "D'oh, bastard thing isn't reading properly"

    LOUD NOISE FROM THE SKY:

    "We'll give you 5 earth seconds to fix that vision device you call a blu-ray player, before we start the nuclear bombardment"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,045 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Cake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭yawhat!


    If we build a bomb shelter out of Nokia 3210's we shall survice these alien fuc**rs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Muise... wrote: »
    Music, certainly, because if they have the mathematics necessary to build craft to get here, they will understand it. Visual art, not so much. The Voyager Golden Record is an excellent ambassador.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contents_of_the_Voyager_Golden_Record

    You'd think with that much space to store images and whatnot in that they could have squeezed in a Where's Wally somehow though..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    WD40


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Stephen Hawking. He can thump them with that springy boxing-glove thing, then helipack away sh1t-cool, like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    You'd think with that much space to store images and whatnot in that they could have squeezed in a Where's Wally somehow though..

    I bet there is something like that encoded in the disc. The trouble they had dealing with US and international politics putting that record together - the USSR wanted only Soviet Workers culture represented, thus cutting off all of their classical heritage, and the recording of the sound of a kiss was censored by a US Republican Senator in case the aliens might think it sounds like a homosexual kiss - as a compromise, it's actually one of the scientists kissing her own arm. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    WD40

    So grandchildren, it turns out all we used in the end was WD-40, so they couldn't land their ships and they pissed off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Baked.noodle


    I would say space flight/landing on the moon. Unfortunately that may also the reason they wipe us out anyway, just in case we ask them the same question one day.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 890 ✭✭✭CrinkElite


    The notion that mass and energy are equivalent and that space and time are inextricably linked.


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