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Mankind's crowning achievement

  • 22-05-2014 08:19PM
    #1
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭


    Angry aliens have arrived in low earth orbit and are threatening to attack earth!

    Their advanced technology will wipe us out instantly, and there is no possibility of defense or retaliation on them!

    They have made contact and given us one chance as a species to justify our continued existence in the universe or face total annihilation!

    We must convince them that humanity is capable of greatness!

    What would YOU say is mankind's crowning achievement?

    Personally I would go with the large hadron collider at CERN, the internet, or the international space station...

    Or maybe just this! ;)


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Comments

  • #2
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Hell in a cell 98


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Getting figs into a roll.


  • #4
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Forget about all that nerdy science stuff. I give you the bacon bowl! It's a bowl, made out of bacon, that you can put more bacon in! The aliens will make us kings of the galaxy when they see it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2krftM2eQ


  • #5
    donegal__road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭donegal__road


    Everything man has achieved in the last 100 years has been made possible by the advancement of electricity.


  • #6
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Apple Powerbook 5300



    Stupid aliens!


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  • #7
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Forget about all that nerdy science stuff. I give you the bacon bowl! It's a bowl, made out of bacon, that you can put more bacon in! The aliens will make us kings of the galaxy when they see it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2krftM2eQ
    donegal__road wrote: »
    Everything man has achieved in the last 100 years has been made possible by the advancement of electricity.

    Hmm... Both excellent answers! ;)


  • #8
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Show them Crystal Swing and Justin Beiber, hoping they make quick work of us :pac:


  • #9
    Cork boy 55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,323 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    8% reduction in Global slug population


  • #10
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Links234 wrote: »
    Show them Crystal Swing and Justin Beiber, hoping they make quick work of us :pac:

    I can just imagine that scene in Close Encounters where they play the music to initiate contact...

    And bieber comes blasting out the speakers!

    Instant death follows..


  • #11
    deseil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    Multiple orgasms! Bet they don't have them :)


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  • #12
    Mr_Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭Mr_Red


    Masterbation


  • #13
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Hell in a cell 98

    As God is ma witness he is broken in half. :D


  • #14
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    deseil wrote: »
    Multiple orgasms! Bet they don't have them :)
    Mr_Red wrote: »
    Masterbation

    What if the aliens can have multiple orgasms from masturbating though?

    We'd be screwed!


  • #15
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The internet. The iphone. Japanese used underwear vending machines. Would get my vote.


  • #16
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I would say the transistor, but as it's AH, you can have this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4


  • #17
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Jonny Blaze wrote: »
    I can just imagine that scene in Close Encounters where they play the music to initiate contact...

    And bieber comes blasting out the speakers!

    Instant death follows..

    Or the Hucklebuck with matching dance...


  • #18
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    Raincoats


  • #19
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,065 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Sigourney Weaver.


  • #20
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Or the Hucklebuck with matching dance...

    <shudders> :D


  • #21
    Zed Bank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Zed Bank


    Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum will sort them out.


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  • #22
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,365 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybuIy0wKXk


  • #23
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Zed Bank wrote: »
    Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum will sort them out.

    Yeah they could just take 'em.. take 'em.. take 'em out.. take 'em down

    do your.. do your stuff..

    :D


  • #24
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    stimpson wrote: »
    I would say the transistor, but as it's AH, you can have this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

    That's actually brilliant!


  • #25
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    JeffKenna wrote: »
    Raincoats

    Why? Are they planning on blasting us with piss?


  • #26
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Made the worlds largest pizza a few years ago, and it was gluten free as well. :)

    Nyom, nyom, nyom!


  • #27
    kingchess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    high-tech stuff is no good to them as they have it all already in their past.show them the mona lisa, or the book of kells(,or the spire )


  • #28
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Meth, show them Breaking Bad and Bryan Cranston, say he is our King.


  • #29
    Maphisto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    Chocolate Kimberleys


  • #30
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    HAL 9000


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  • #31
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    kingchess wrote: »
    high-tech stuff is no good to them as they have it all already in their past.show them the mona lisa, or the book of kells(,or the spire )

    That crossed my mind alright...

    I was gonna recast my vote for the push up bra though! ;)


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