Describe your last dream.

snaphook · 20-05-2014 02:31PM #1

Last night I dreamt that I was going for a round of golf on my own and was dropped off by my OH.

It was quite early in the morning and the course wasn't opened yet.
As I'm waiting, a big Mercedes drives up outside the clubhouse and David Bowie and Ricky Gervais step out.

They ask me back to their accomodation for breakfast and I accept the invite. as I'm waiting in the sitting room, they both give each other a strange look and excuse themselves. Such is their hurry, I become extremely agitated. I find that I am unable to move. I am effectively paralysed.

I look out the window and see Somali pirates with Kalashnikovs approach the house. I try to wriggle off couch and manage to do so. They enter the house and I decide that I should play dead. I do so for a few minutes. After a while, I open my eyes and one of the pirates, has his rifle aimed at my head.

Then I woke up.

What did you last dream about?

Cupcake_Crisis · 20-05-2014 02:33PM

I was baking bread with yer man from the great British bake off.

on the river · 20-05-2014 02:35PM

gordon Ramsey telling me to fcuk off................then i woke up.

Duggy747 · 20-05-2014 02:40PM

A guy from Belfast tunneled into my work place so he could buy a USB mouse off me, apparently they were outlawed in the North.

I know some people's dreams tend to reflect stress / worries / etc, but mine are just plain nonsense.

The Backwards Man · 20-05-2014 02:44PM

I dreamed that I needed a pee and then I woke up and I needed a pee.

Alf. A. Male · 20-05-2014 02:48PM

And how heavy is that gold around your necks?
Scott, this may be solid gold, but to us it's lighter than air, because dreams never weigh you down.
No. Dreams are in your sleep.

AdolfHipster · 20-05-2014 02:59PM

Had a fight to the death with the Jonas Brother's as they were trying to burgle my house - only way to destroy them was by their Bebo page, which was the source of their powers. This page was in the form of a giant interactive glass pane. Smashed it with the hammer of Thor and order was restored.

castletownman · 20-05-2014 03:09PM

I was trying to seduce Pixie Lott through the medium of interpretive dance.

With sexy results.

Banjo String · 20-05-2014 03:12PM

Last night I had the strangest dream,
I sailed away to China, in a little row boat to find ya,
and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned.....

Gonna break my striiiiiide........

poundapunnet · 20-05-2014 03:15PM

How come everyone's dreaming about celebrities the whole time?

My last one I had to drive around a load of American tourists who'd landed into the house. I can't drive generally, but in this instance it was grand, piece of piss. There was something about having to take them back to my old secondary school, and then things took a rather dark turn and it turned into hiding in the school at night from...something.

Birneybau · 20-05-2014 03:17PM

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they learned to swim.

caustic 1 · 20-05-2014 03:19PM

Usually dream far out stuff, but every time I dream no mater what, whenever I go to get into the car after running from someone going to do me damage it's always gone, stolen.

Renegade Mechanic · 20-05-2014 03:19PM

I was doing a timing belt on something. It was supremely boring and mundane for a dream that I had no idea was a dream before I woke up. On the morning of my day off..

Theyre usually much more exciting..

Renegade Mechanic · 20-05-2014 03:20PM

caustic 1 wrote: »

Usually dream far out stuff, but every time I dream no mater what, whenever I go to get into the car after running from someone going to do me damage it's always gone, stolen.

Move out of Limerick:p

caustic 1 · 20-05-2014 03:24PM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Move out of Limerick:p

I'm in Donegal maybe should move to Limerick.:D

seamus · 20-05-2014 03:26PM

I was drinking with Dave Grohl and a few other faceless people.

Then we all jumped on motorbikes and started flying along through the Sierra Nevada mountains. Dave crashed and lost his underpants. He swigged a beer and said "fnck it". Then we met up with the red hot chili peppers, QOTSA and Pat Smear and sat around drinking beer and talking about music.

It was awesome, especially since I don't usually remember my dreams.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 20-05-2014 03:30PM

Last night's dream made me laugh when I woke up this morning.

I was in some cinema and during the screening, lines starting going up and down the screen and the audio kept going, just like it did years ago when you were watching a film on VCRs and the tracking needed adjusting. Everyone at it started to turn around and give me dirty looks and some of them starting to leave. I just remember saying to people as they streamed out that it wasn't my fault.

Muise... · 20-05-2014 03:32PM

I will definitely blush when I see that man again...

Renegade Mechanic · 20-05-2014 03:37PM

caustic 1 wrote: »

I'm in Donegal maybe should move to Limerick.:D

I swear to god I spent a good 20 seconds deciding on whether to say Donegal or Limerick!!:eek:

RikkFlair · 20-05-2014 03:46PM

Dreamt I was on Dragons Den but it was actual dragons sitting around judging me.

My "invention" was a toilet that wipes your own arse for you. I don't remember the rest but I can imagine I was probably incinerated by a dragon.

Temptamperu · 20-05-2014 04:13PM

Some stranger was using my cup and i was mad at him.

Describe your last dream.

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