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17% willing to 'have sex with an android

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  • #32
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Sure women have been getting themselves off with robots for years


  • #33
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Neckbeards are rubbing their chins in anticipation at these developments in technology.


  • #34
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,098 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    [misogyny]First diswashers, then Robot hoovers, and now a harem of android concubines.
    When they invent that food replicator from star trek I'll finally be able to ditch the wife [/misogyny]

    Ban billionaires



  • #35
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Would have to have a root first.


  • #36
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    maybe one day we'll realise that we were once androids and wanted to take the natural form of those around us (animals) and set about becoming 'human' and so if we do all eventually turn back into robots it will be full circle....again. sort of like a boom bust cycle of economies, round n round the cycle goes :pac:


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  • #37
    Grand Moff Tarkin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Grand Moff Tarkin


    Number six for me please.


  • #38
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Fear the rise of robots.

    *snigger*


  • #39
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Diego Simeone wrote: »
    What's the difference with using a vibrator/sex doll/recorded sex noises? Nobody thinks that's weird.

    Yup.... +1..

    I don't think that I have a single female friend who doesn't own (and in most cases has named) a Vibrator.

    It's deemed entirely socially acceptable that women can fúck Robots.
    The precedent has already been set...

    I'm just waiting for the magical combination of Oculus Rift Virtual reality and someone to invent the force feedback codpiece!!


  • #40
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    It wouldn't be so much sex as technologically advanced masturbation.


  • #41
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    They'll be installing them in the jacks at Coppers.


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  • #42
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Anyone remember The Terminator ?

    https://xkcd.com/652/
    A man with a shotgun approaches a woman.]]
    Man: Sarah! Come with me if you want to live! A robot assassin has been sent here to kill you!

    The woman holds her hands over her mouth.
    Man: I'm here to save you. I may not be as strong or fast as a machine, but I'll fight to keep you --

    There's a huge orange and yellow explosion. The two are disintegrated.
    BOOM

    A UAV / drone is above the bomb site.

    Title text: We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we left the present and entered the future.


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