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17% willing to 'have sex with an android

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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The other 33% of men are liars.


  • #3
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    An Android is better than half the things I have seen my friends pull.


  • #4
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Does this mean Apple users like sticking things up their arses?


  • #5
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,623 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    What's the difference with using a vibrator/sex doll/recorded sex noises? Nobody thinks that's weird.


  • #6
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Diego Simeone wrote: »
    What's the difference with using a vibrator/sex doll/recorded sex noises? Nobody thinks that's weird.
    It would be more interactive!


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  • #7
    kikidelvin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭kikidelvin


    I have been having sex with an android for years now.So whats new?


  • #8
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Diego Simeone wrote: »
    What's the difference with using a vibrator/sex doll/recorded sex noises? Nobody thinks that's weird.


    better hardware ;)


  • #9
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Only 17%. I would! Ergo everyone would too surely?


  • #10
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Would it call me back afterwards?


  • #11
    Tokyo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    So... how's that work??
    Android1.jpg


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Andrews need sex too!


  • #13
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Then the female androids vaginal muscles malfunction and contract, crushing your didgeridoo. No thanks.


  • #14
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Hey, would you like to go for a drink and-a-roid?"


  • #15
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Some days I struggle to get the memory stick into the USB, don't think I could manage inserting anything more advanced tbh :(


  • #16
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    only if it's a Lucy Lu-bot


  • #17
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Will it accept a three inch floppy?


  • #18
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    That's my nickname for the wife


  • #19
    Phoebas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,373 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    dgt wrote: »
    Does this mean Apple users like sticking things up their arses?

    No. They'd have sex with Android; but make love with iOS.


  • #20
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    R2-Gee2 - Charge it up, switch it on and roid your brains out. Sounds cold.


  • #21
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    If their like rachael in blade runner than yes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnd-ERnWew


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  • #22
    kikidelvin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭kikidelvin


    Do not forget ,no std"s with Android.


  • #23
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    It's my Sex box and she is called Soni


  • #24
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Anne Droid


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,734 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    in the year 3000 its already happened

    Fry dated a Lucy Liu Bot



  • #26
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Survey also finds 83% of respondents are liars.


  • #27
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    At least with an android you know for sure they're faking it.


  • #28
    whatsthetime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭whatsthetime


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    only if it's a Lucy Lu-bot

    Leave Cocaine Lucy Chambers out of this :D


  • #29
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    What do you think all the work in hydraulics and robotics is for?


  • #30
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    kikidelvin wrote: »
    Do not forget ,no std"s with Android.

    They can still be transferred with sex toys that haven't been properly cleaned.


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  • #31
    RandomName2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭RandomName2


    As long as it's Jellybean or higher.


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